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[NeverlandHunter]

 
Ugh, that slavery banter between him and Dorian always makes me want to punch him.
 

Solas, you don't have to burn down the f***ing world to try and fix it. Progress is progress, even if it's gradual. Now lay off Best Mage.

In Solas's defense earlier Dorian seems pretty nonchalant about slavery, he even defends it a bit (which my Lavellan hated). Progress is progress but Dorian lived in Tevinter as an adult for years and turned a blind eye to the slavery. I think Solas has every right to get snappy with Dorian

[Illyria]

Nah, I like him too.  But I prefer rivalry!Seb.

 

Rival Seb is best Seb.

[Sable Rhapsody]

In Solas's defense earlier Dorian seems pretty nonchalant about slavery, he even defends it a bit (which my Lavellan hated). Progress is progress but Dorian lived in Tevinter as an adult for years and turned a blind eye to the slavery. I think Solas has every right to get snappy with Dorian

 

I know Solas has a point, I just love Dorian more

[Illyria]

Yeah, I know of Anora and Celene. But both seem out of the question because Lavellan is obviously not Trevelyan -and because Alistair doesn't even take an elven warden as his queen I doubt he'd take the Inquisitor as his queen. So Sebastian seems most likely and he at least has a war table mission with the Inquisitor. Gosh this would be one hell of a weird fanfiction.

 

There's a difference between having a elven queen who - at that point hadn't done anything really noticable (and is also possibly a mage) - and the Inquisitor.  That puts Lavellan on more or less equal footing with Alistair.

[Jayla]

Poor Seb.  Sometimes I feel like his only fan.

 

I have absolutely no opinion on Sebastian, because I've never bought his DLC, but I knew the existence of that gif so I had to share it. xD

Is it worth getting though? I paid about £6 for DA2, but the DLC are about £11.99 or something! I couldn't justify spending money on a package that was more expensive than what I paid for the main game at the time... Although I did buy Coryflakes' intro and the one with Tallis (but there were reasons!), but with DAI now properly over I really do need to give DA2 another good going over.

I've read some of the banter between Fenris and Seb and I think I'd like to see the two together. ^^

[Mims]

Oh, there's also Cousland's brother. He's still alive and nobility, right? 

[Illyria]

I have absolutely no opinion on Sebastian, because I've never bought his DLC, but I knew the existence of that gif so I had to share it. xD

Is it worth getting though? I paid about £6 for DA2, but the DLC are about £11.99 or something! I couldn't justify spending money on a package that was more expensive than what I paid for the main game at the time... Although I did buy Coryflakes' intro and the one with Tallis (but there were reasons!), but with DAI now properly over I really do need to give DA2 another good going over.

I've read some of the banter between Fenris and Seb and I think I'd like to see the two together. ^^

 

Their friendship is my favourite thing about Seb.

[Miss This or That]

There's a difference between having a elven queen who - at that point hadn't done anything really noticable (and is also possibly a mage) - and the Inquisitor.  That puts Lavellan on more or less equal footing with Alistair.

 

That's true, but that would be really, really harsh for poor Alistair. And I...I think I just wouldn't be able to do it. Especially because in my canon worldstate the Warden is his mistress, poor thing. So, Varric for the lolz or Sebastian for the drama?

[Uirebhiril]

There's always Teagan if you didn't get him married off in DAO.

 

Now you just need to figure out who would make your Lavellan vomit harder -- him or Gaspard.

[Illyria]

There's always Teagan if you didn't get him married off in DAO.

 

Now you just need to figure out who would make your Lavellan vomit harder -- him or Gaspard.

 

Teagan brings his new bride home.

 

Isolde: WHOOO IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DISSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAN?

[Miss This or That]

There's always Teagan if you didn't get him married off in DAO.

 

Now you just need to figure out who would make your Lavellan vomit harder -- him or Gaspard.

 

Josephine: "But you have to pick, Inquisitor! Teagan is...charming and Gaspard has his...flair."

Lavellan: "Just roll the dice. If it lands on an edge, I just pick Varric instead."

[Mims]

Teagan brings his new bride home.

 

Isolde: WHOOO IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DISSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAN?

 

Sold. 

[Jayla]

Spoiler

Varric is actually an option now too, since he's Viscount.  If you want the most awkward political marriage in the entire universe.

 

Or maybe it could work.  Varric's not over Bianca, Lavellan's not over Solas.  Match made in political heaven 

 

Gaspard, if he rules solo.  If you can stomach the ugly earlobes and blatant racism.

And I'm sure there are frillions of nobles who would love to get into bed both literally and politically with quizzy.

I'm sorry, but emboldened part made me laugh so hard and I don't even have any likes left. xD Take some hearts:

Holy frig. xD

 

Edit: Fuckit everyone take a heart, I can't stop laughing

[MoonDrummer]

There's always Teagan if you didn't get him married off in DAO.

 

Now you just need to figure out who would make your Lavellan vomit harder -- him or Gaspard.

 

 

Teagan is love. 

[Illyria]

Spoiler

Varric is actually an option now too, since he's Viscount.  If you want the most awkward political marriage in the entire universe.

 

Or maybe it could work.  Varric's not over Bianca, Lavellan's not over Solas.  Match made in political heaven 

 

Gaspard, if he rules solo.  If you can stomach the ugly earlobes and blatant racism.

And I'm sure there are frillions of nobles who would love to get into bed both literally and politically with quizzy.

 

I like how the ugliness of his earlobes is given equal weight to the racism.

[Miss This or That]

I like how the ugliness of his earlobes is given equal weight to the racism.

 

If elves can be knife-ears, then Gaspard can be an earlobe-gnome.

[Uirebhiril]

 

 

Teagan is love. 

 

I had at least two Wardens flirt with him in DAO. Now he's just a bag of vomit and bile.

[Sable Rhapsody]

I like how the ugliness of his earlobes is given equal weight to the racism.

Seriously, next time you play Halamshiral take a look. Or don't. I can't unsee his weird earlobes now. It's not quite on par with the ugly stick that hit poor Teagan, but I can't get over it.

[NeverlandHunter]

I know Solas has a point, I just love Dorian more

HUH? Blasphemy!!

Haha, I like Dorian's character myself but my Lavellan was very iffy about him because of the slave thing and he's also like the complete opposite of a Dalish XD. She gave in after he called her his best friend though

There's a difference between having a elven queen who - at that point hadn't done anything really noticable (and is also possibly a mage) - and the Inquisitor.  That puts Lavellan on more or less equal footing with Alistair.

Even with all the Inquisitor's power I still think it would be very scandalous for a king to marry an elf, people are just too racist. Politically I don't think it'd make any sense, it'd be different if Alistair was in love with her though.

[Illyria]

I had at least two Wardens flirt with him in DAO. Now he's just a bag of vomit and bile.

 

I can't believe he's that snippy about the Wardens after one got him married to two women (I had the epilogue bug.  I choose to take it as canon).

 

Seriously, next time you play Halamshiral take a look. Or don't. I can't unsee his weird earlobes now. It's not quite on par with the ugly stick that hit poor Teagan, but I can't get over it.

 

Isolde seeing frostbite!Teagan:

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOO IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAN?

[Avejajed]

Awhora. *disgusted noise*

[Mims]

My Lavellan would definitely fail in acquiring a political marriage.

 

Lavellan: Soo...how much money can you give me?

Noble: Excuse me?

Lavellan: Because, I'm going to need a lot of money to fight my boyfriend.

Noble: Boyfriend?

Lavellan: Ex-boyfriend, I mean. It's complicated.

Noble: You don't sound confident about that.

Lavellan: I'm going to also need like a dozen horses. 

[Miss This or That]

So, because of our marriage for political gains topic...if your Lavellan could pick between Sebastian, Gaspard and Teagan, which one would she choose? Or Varric for the lolz.

[Jayla]

Seriously, next time you play Halamshiral take a look. Or don't. I can't unsee his weird earlobes now. It's not quite on par with the ugly stick that hit poor Teagan, but I can't get over it.

 

I may be remembering the wrong NPC but couldn't a Warden flirt with Teagan, telling him how handsome he is?... Oh boy!

 

Also I remember seeing a Tumblr post (I'll look for it and edit later) that said: "Alistair, aged like fine wine. Teagan, aged like moldy cheese."

[Illyria]

HUH? Blasphemy!!

Haha, I like Dorian's character myself but my Lavellan was very iffy about him because of the slave thing and he's also like the complete opposite of a Dalish XD. She gave in after he called her his best friend though

Even with all the Inquisitor's power I still think it would be very scandalous for a king to marry an elf, people are just too racist. Politically I don't think it'd make any sense, it'd be different if Alistair was in love with her though.

 

I can actually see it working.  Ferelden is mad with the Inquisiton and wants to control its power.  Rather than disband, the Inquisitor enters into a poltical marriage with the Ferelden king.