I've heeded the call of some posters here and as I've mentioned before, bought the two previous DA games. I am about half way through Origins. I was still contemplating Solas, whilst a lovely and very horny elf tried to assassinate my Dalish Warden.
What happened?
"Oh looksie! He tried to kill me! Let's jump his bones instead."
I am starting to see a pattern here.
Homicidal artificial boyfriends.
I've always had a weird crush on Hitman...
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On a side note, explaining why am I snorting uncontrollably on a sofa while staring on my mobile to my husband was somewhat a task.
Re-told story of closing Breach with buttcheeks just doesn't sound that sane.
At least Zevran has to be paid to make killing someone worth his time.
Which makes me wonder how he would act is Solas tried ot hire Zevran instead of recruiting him.
Something like....
Zevran: Let me get this straight.....you want to pay me to help you kill the world?
Solas: Yes, it is the only way to restore the time of Elvhenan.
Zevran:......so everything will be gone after I complete the task?
Solas: Most likely, yes.
Zevran:.......
Solas: Your answer?
Zevran: I have a question for you.
Solas: Fair enough.
Zevran: How stupid do you really think I am?
Solas; I don't-
Zevran: You actually think I would take an offer like this? I have heard better job offers from a Mabari where payment was nothing but half eaten bones and a shoe full of drool.
Solas: But it will restore-
Zevran:You will have to excuse me. Perhaps you could ask the Crows to help you out. Some of them are possibly foolish enough to make a bid on such a ridiculously awful job offer. Pitch the part about you being some ancient god with a lot of power, that will keep their attention. Now, if you will excuse me.
*Zevran exits*
Agent: Sir, what do we do now?
Solas: *sigh* Do the Crows have anything to do with Dirthamen? We might be able to use them.