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[The Lone Shadow]

By the Dread Wolf's fluffy butt. By Fen'harel's slow arrow.

[Tess]

Soon the elves will have their own version of this, By the Dread Wolf's a*****. By Fen'harel's shinny head.

Oh great. I think I just found a new curse to annoy my husband with, thank you! He hates Solas. He tried to attack him in Tresapsser and got so mad to be... pacified so easily.

By the Dread Wolf's a**!

Ha. Ha! 

 

Thank you!    

[Kadan]

I couldn't resist ordering the Emergency Induction Port. It came with one.

 

This was here in New York. New York Comic Con is happening and they decided to have a meetup event tonight. It was much fun.

 

I'm glad you were able to get in and that you had fun. My daughter keeps trying to get me to let her go to a Comic Con or similar, but she's too young to go on her own. My son would love it as well. He said he wanted to do a cosplay of Solas and I was uh no, just  ewe No! I told him Cullen or Alistair, but absolutely none of my elves! None of them!

[drosophila]

By the Dread Wolf's fluffy butt. By Fen'harel's slow arrow.

 

It's late and I'm twelve. But Solas calling his d*** the slow arrow is just perfect. 

[Mlady]

My The Dread Wolf Take You (100% Vodka)

[The Lone Shadow]

Oh great. I think I just found a new curse to annoy my husband with, thank you! He hates Solas. He tried to attack him in Tresapsser and got so mad to be... pacified so easily.

By the Dread Wolf's a**!

Ha. Ha! 

 

Thank you!    

 

Haha. You're welcome   Have fun.  Fen'harel's hips don't lie.

 

It's late and I'm twelve. But Solas calling his d*** the slow arrow is just perfect. 

 

And fade ozzes out. Its magically delicious!

[drosophila]

And fade ozzes out. Its magically delicious!

 

The slow arrow does not come quickly. But when it comes, you are royally f***d.

[Cee]

This thread never disappoints.

[Tess]

You people have dirty minds.

I am laughing my fadecheeks off here. 

[Cee]

Also, it is kind of surreal talking about fics you enjoy and artists you follow with someone you just met.

[drosophila]

This thread never disappoints.

 

I know, I know, I should go to bed. Couldn't resist, you know how the dark side pulls me

[The Lone Shadow]

Soon they will alos have new stories to tell. "Now da'lens, to summon the Dread Wolf for aid you will need this charm."

 

"Um, Keeper, why does it look like a butt?"

 

"That's not just any butt, da'len, that's Lavellan's holy butt. Its one of Fen'harel's weaknesses."

 

Andraste's holy cheese wheel = Fen'harel's holy cake.

[The Lone Shadow]

I know, I know, I should go to bed. Couldn't resist, you know how the dark side pull me

 

Embrace the dark side. We have frilly holy cakes.

[drosophila]

Soon they will alos have new stories to tell. "Now da'lens, to summon the Dread Wolf for aid you will need this charm."

 

"Um, Keeper, why does it look like a butt?"

 

"That's not just any butt, da'len, that's Lavellan's holy butt. Its one of Fen'harel's weaknesses."

 

Andraste's holy cheese wheel = Fen'harel's holy cake.

 

A statue of Lavellan's butt is placed outside camp to guard from the Dread Wolf. 

[The Lone Shadow]

A statue of Lavellan's butt is placed outside camp to guard from the Dread Wolf. 

 

Wouldn't that attract him? Well that would at least distract him as he gazes at it.

[drosophila]

Embrace the dark side. We have frilly holy cakes.

 

I have embraced the dark side. They put me in charge of distributing the cookies.

[drosophila]

Wouldn't that attract him? Well that would at least distract him as he gazes at it.

 

The idea is if Fen'Harel approaches the camp, he sees Lavellan's butt, and now he must grab it and weep. So yeah, a distraction. 

[The Lone Shadow]

The idea is if Fen'Harel approaches the camp, he sees Lavellan's butt, and now he must grab it and weep. So yeah, a distraction. 

 

Now if one of the elves didn't know that story.

 

"Mommy, why is that man crying into Lavellan's bottom?"

 

"That is Fen'harel. We put that statue up to distract him by reminding him of what he once lost."

 

"Why would a god cry over someone's butt?"

 

"Its complicated sweety, but butts have a certain unique power over men regardless of whether they are a god or not."

 

"Will my butt have power over men, mommy?"

 

"Yes, sweety, when you're older."

 

"Wow, I will use this power for evil."

[CapricornSun]

Funny series of Solas comics by theresa-draws.

 

Comic 1. Solas couldn't imagine any mage having such power. Mage Lavellan seems insulted.

Spoiler

Source: http://theresa-draws...feeling-you-get

 

 

Comic 2. "Was that a serious question?"

Spoiler

Source: http://theresa-draws...cs-2-get-me-out

 

 

Comic 3. Lavellan shushes Solas.

Spoiler

Source: http://theresa-draws...asnt-a-question

 

 

Comic 4. Not really a comic but Lavellan, Varric, Cassandra leaving behind a chatty Solas? I think.

Spoiler

Source: http://theresa-draws...e-more-unto-the

 

 

Comic 5. Lavellan won't stop talking about the Dalish. Solas won't stop talking about the Fade.

Spoiler

Source: http://theresa-draws...-solas-comics-5

 

 

Comic 6. Enjoyable side benefits.

Spoiler

Source: http://theresa-draws...hoawhoa-hold-up

 

 

And bonus artwork of Lavellan and Solas from comic 5.

Spoiler

Source: http://theresa-draws...l-ღ-ღ-ღ-ღ-solas

 

[The Lone Shadow]

Now we need someone to draw Solas burying his sobbing face into statue's Lavellan's butt. This should be a thing.

[Kadan]

Oh my I go to edit a chapter for a few minutes and come in to reading this stuff again! Crap I'm going to wake the neighbors laughing so hard!

[The Lone Shadow]

"But Da'len, while Lavellan's butt has a powerful sway over Fen'harel, Fen'harel has something that have powerful sway over her."

 

"What's that Keeper?"

 

"Fen'harel has a special, long slow moving arrow, that distracts Lavellan with as much power as her butt has over him."

 

"So, does that mean that Lavellan loses, Keeper?"

 

"No, Da'len, for Lavellan had something even more powerful then that, love. Something that the lone wolf could not overcome with ease."

[The Lone Shadow]

"It also doesn't hurt that Lavellan was good in the sack either."

[Homeboundcrib]

Hahahaha I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking with my head in the gutter Hahahaha

[FernRain]

Oh my woooord..

 

 

Shocked blight owl.