"Good lady, good sir! A bit of coin for the humble performers?"
"Thank you most graciously, milord! Your generosity is our livelihood!"
"Donate to us, you filthy groundlings, or my decapitated head will be on your dinner table next!"
Lavellan laughed and dropped a tip into Banquo's bloody ghost sheet. He grinned, bowed to her, and hopped over the bench into the next row. The crowd was pushing down the main aisle in droves, so she stayed seated, waiting for them to thin out.
"Not as highbrow as you were hoping?" she asked Solas.
"On the contrary. Shakespeare's plays were written for all levels of society. Power, intrigue, danger, and sex have always been staples of our entertainment." Solas picked at the droplet of fake blood staining his collar. "Though I could have done without the duel in the aisles."
Without thinking, she caught his hand and pulled it away from his sweater. "Stop. You're rubbing the stain in."
Solas curled his fingers around hers. The light from the stage glinted in his eyes.
"And?" he murmured.
"And," she said, trying and failing to control her giddy smile, "I get coffee stains off of the newbies all the time. Hold still, smooth guy."
It took longer than she'd like to admit, fishing around in her purse one-handed. But eventually, she came up with the little bottle of cleaning spray. "Hand me your napkin."
He didn't let go of her hand. If anything, he pulled her closer and made a show of fumbling for the napkin. Lavellan found herself wishing she'd hopped in the shower before heading out; her hair probably still smelled of coffee.
When she moved to take the napkin from him, Solas caught her other hand. "Too easy," he laughed.
"Insufferable. Maybe I should drag you on stage and dunk you in the stuff."
Solas didn't even miss a beat. "If it means you'll continue to fuss over my clothes? I can hardly object."
As Sera sometimes said, "Just kick him in the bits." Metaphorically speaking. Before he even had time to blink, Lavellan leaned forward and brushed her lips against his cheek. A light, chaste kiss but for her breath lingering on his skin.
She thought he would let go of her, or at least freeze, but he turned his face. Their lips met, and somewhere in the back of her stunned mind, she had to admit that Solas gave as good as he got. He didn't linger, didn't press, barely ghosted his tongue over her mouth before pulling back.
He tasted like cupcake frosting.
"Well..." he whispered, releasing her hands. He looked as surprised as she felt. "I--ah--"
"Yeah."
Their laughter was nervous this time, each watching the other, waiting for rejection and finding only their own reflections.
Lavellan was the first to snap out of it. The park had almost emptied while they'd been talking. "Soak the collar in some baking soda paste, and the fake blood will come right out," she said. "I guess I'll see you on Monday?"
"Monday?"
"I work mornings. You and your bitchy friend usually stop by."
"Vivienne is not my friend," he said quickly.
"Good. I wouldn't be friends with someone who dumps out anything that isn't cold-press." She got to her feet, but Solas caught her elbow.
"Wait. Don't go."
Now there was definitely a note of desperation in his voice. "I...still don't know your name."
Lavellan hesitated, teetering on the edge. It wasn't a big secret or anything, and if he really wanted to know, he could just look her up on the employee schedule outside the break room. But she'd so enjoyed their little game that she couldn't help dragging it out a bit longer.
"Have you decided if you like mystery yet?" she asked.
Solas froze, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought she'd pushed too far. That he'd say no. But then he relaxed and gave her arm a squeeze.
"You know," he said thoughtfully, "I think I do."