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[Sable Rhapsody]

I lied.  I'm not done.  I have to write this out.

 

Zev: Alistair, have you ever wondered what your mother was like?

Alistair: She was a serving girl at Redcliffe Castle.  

Zev: So I'm told.  But haven't you ever wondered if you were...missing part of the story?

Alistair:  ...I know that tone of voice.  I'm about to hear something that will scar me for life.

Zev: Oh, not at all.  Quite the contrary.  You see--

Alistair:  No.  Not listening.  La la la la.

Zev: My dear man, you would pass up the chance to learn about your own family?  How very disappointing!  After all, you have grown into a strapping Warden.  Your mother must have had a very handsome--

Alistair: I'll feed you to that big horrible demon.  I swear it.

Zev: *sighs*

[Moondreamer01]

Solas and Inquisitor Zevran

 

Spoiler

Solas: If you were a mage, the Anchor could potentially lead to all kinds of new possibilities in ability.

Zevran: You mean to say, my hand would have more abilities? What sort of abilities are we talking about?

Solas: Well, the Veil creates certain limitations of course but I theorize that with a certain level of magical vibration pulsating from the Anchor could lead to one being able to shift the Veil slightly and walk in the Fade.

Zevran: All I heard was magical vibration.

Solas: Well, that is the heart of the theory.

Zevran: It was nice chatting with you, but I have experiments to run, my friend.

Solas: You heard me say 'if you were a mage right'?

Do we have to bring back the anchor handjob?

[Cee]

Solas thread legacy: Fade butts, dom!Alistair, and this ^.

 

Oh we can't forget the whole "slow arrow" thing either.

 

We are quite the group here.

 

 

Despite feeling kind of like my ears are closing in on me, I've managed to write a couple of paragraphs.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Do we have to bring back the anchor handjob?

 

Hey, it's better than lyrium blowjobs.

[MayriyaNoori]

 

OMG.  Nope, I'm done too.  This is even worse than Fade butts 

 

I just shouldn't be given access to a keyboard sometimes.

[Uirebhiril]

Hey, it's better than lyrium blowjobs.

 

Are we talking about Cullen now?

[Moondreamer01]

Hey, it's better than lyrium blowjobs.

Do I even want to know?

[NightSymphony]

<--- is highly amused.

[Sable Rhapsody]

I just shouldn't be given access to a keyboard sometimes.

 

No, no, keep going!  Inquisitor Zevran is Best Inquisitor

 

Are we talking about Cullen now?

 

Unfortunately, yes.  I was around for the fandom's DA:O phase of templar/mage shipping.  It was...a thing 

[MayriyaNoori]

Are we talking about Cullen now?

That's a thing? really?

[Ellawynn]

This was my sticking point too, trying to get into the game.  I think it's telling that I finished and loved Tabris's playthrough back in Origins, and stalled out before Lothering on Mahariel, whom I was trying to play as a super Dalish-y Dalish.  She drove me nuts

 

I'm glad, at least, that the in-game description for Clan Lavellan portrays them as a little wary, but generally friendly and tolerant of strangers who don't want trouble.  As a clan they strike a balance between "crazy hostile Dalish" and "unrealistically fluffy Dalish," and that made it easier to create a character who was clearly Dalish, but still capable to adapting to the shock of becoming the humans' Herald of Andraste.

 

 

 

This is really damn good.  

 

*Falls over, mumbles into floor* Thank yoouuuu ~

I completely agree with you on everything, and as an answer to if it gets better or less OOC, imo, it doesn't. 

 

I love Looking Glass, but it was hard for me to make it though The Dread Wolf's Heart. Didn't like it for all the reasons you stated, especially Solas being much too OOC.  

 *Sigh* Well, does it at least refrain from getting worse? It's extremely interesting, but I just can't get invested in Solas or anything he does because I know it will end in spectacular failure. Repeated and incessant incompetence is not very endearing, especially from a normally capable character.

[Cee]

That's a thing? really?

 

I'm just not surprised anymore. Between general fandom and the depths of smut ideas some people have the capacity to imagine....

[Sable Rhapsody]

That's a thing? really?

 

It *was* a thing.  In the same sense that Slip-n-Slides, huge disco hair, and Tamogachi toys were a thing.  And...we'll just leave it there

[Jayla]

Or Zev would be too busy snarking at everyone's horrible outfits with Leliana

 

Zev: Oh, me?  Am I supposed to be deciding the fate of Orlais?  Alas, I am too distracted.  What a waste of Antivan leather on those horrible masks!  I don't even think it's genuine.

Josephine: Inquisitor Arainai, the Grand Duke--

Zev: Is that him?  The man with the funny earlobes?  He should get a healer to look at those.  No wonder he isn't married.

Leliana: And his boots!  Such a travesty.

Zev: You see?  Our lovely Nightingale has things in hand.  I'll be over here, with these delicious pear tarts...and this wonderful young lady.  Charmed, my dear.

Yvette: *giggles*

Josephine:  No.  No, that is the absolute last straw. Commander Cullen?

Cullen:  Agreed.  We'll just storm the palace.  We're all doomed anyway.

 

I laughed really hard. I'm waking people up. Your fault.

 

Don't stop.

[Cee]

And no, that's not a challenge to attempt to surprise me at this point.    Especially since the smuttiest I've written has basically been people kissing, touching, licking skin, and effective fade to black.

[Moondreamer01]

*snips*

 

 *Sigh* Well, does it at least refrain from getting worse? It's extremely interesting, but I just can't get invested in Solas or anything he does because I know it will end in spectacular failure. Repeated and incessant incompetence is not very endearing, especially from a normally capable character.

Well, I'm not sure it's worse of not, but his pride gets in the way and brings about a huge mistake toward the end. Seeing as the whole fic is the size of a long full-lenght novel, I'd probably say not to get invested if that kind of things gets on your nerves.

[MayriyaNoori]

It *was* a thing.  In the same sense that Slip-n-Slides, huge disco hair, and Tamogachi toys were a thing.  And...we'll just leave it there

Now is not the appropriate time to mention things called Slip-n-Slides.

[FernRain]

*enters thread*

 

The thirst is real today!

 

Also, had a dream in which Cee sorta made an appearance? I think because I associate you with NY and I have a fear of skyscrapers.. I was in one freaking out and asking how you managed being up so high .

 

Then I went and got Botox but couldn't pay because I left my bank card at home..

[MayriyaNoori]

Now is not the appropriate time to mention things called Slip-n-Slides.

Forget what I said. I'm quoting myself for this one.

Spoiler

Josephine and Cullen enter Skyhold Main Hall to see Leliana watching companions and nobles alike all partying on a SlipnSlide.

Josephine: What is this in this.......thing?
Leliana: I asked him, but all Inquisitor Zevran could do was giggle
Cullen: Maker, no! He didn't actually......
Zevran: *walks up in swimsuit* I believe you owe me, Commander.
Leliana: You bet him?
Cullen: Not even Josephine could convince them all to do this!!!
Josephine:You don't learn do you?
Zevran: If you would be so kind, Commander, the slide is waiting for you. Give the Inquisition what it really wants to see.

Okay, I need to stay quiet the rest of the night. This was wrong somehow.

[Kadan]

Forget what I said. I'm quoting myself for this one.

Spoiler

Josephine and Cullen enter Skyhold Main Hall to see Leliana watching companions and nobles alike all partying on a SlipnSlide.

Josephine: What is this in this.......thing?
Leliana: I asked him, but all Inquisitor Zevran could do was giggle
Cullen: Maker, no! He didn't actually......
Zevran: *walks up in swimsuit* I believe you owe me, Commander.
Leliana: You bet him?
Cullen: Not even Josephine could convince them all to do this!!!
Josephine:You don't learn do you?
Zevran: If you would be so kind, Commander, the slide is waiting for you. Give the Inquisition what it really wants to see.

Okay, I need to stay quiet the rest of the night. This was wrong somehow.

What a time to run out of likes!

[Cee]

*enters thread*

 

The thirst is real today!

 

Also, had a dream in which Cee sorta made an appearance? I think because I associate you with NY and I have a fear of skyscrapers.. I was in one freaking out and asking how you managed being up so high .

 

Then I went and got Botox but couldn't pay because I left my bank card at home..

 

This is extra funny since I live in a half-underground street level apartment. Boyfriend lives in a 16 floor building and is close to the top though. One of my friends works in the Empire State Building.

 

What gets me to feel anxious? GLASS ELEVATORS. Holy optical illusion.

 

Also, I walked along a bridge once (this bridge) and even though there was secure metal below me, my eyes kept making me feel scared of the ocean below.

[drosophila]

This is extra funny since I live in a half-underground street level apartment. Boyfriend lives in a 16 floor building and is close to the top though. One of my friends works in the Empire State Building.

 

What gets me to feel anxious? GLASS ELEVATORS. Holy optical illusion.

 

Also, I walked along a bridge once (this bridge) and even though there was secure metal below me, my eyes kept making me feel scared of the ocean below.

 

I love heights, bridges, and glass elevators. But I'm a bit scared of regular elevators. Go figure. 

[midnight tea]

This is extra funny since I live in a half-underground street level apartment. Boyfriend lives in a 16 floor building and is close to the top though. One of my friends works in the Empire State Building.

 

What gets me to feel anxious? GLASS ELEVATORS. Holy optical illusion.

 

Also, I walked along a bridge once (this bridge) and even though there was secure metal below me, my eyes kept making me feel scared of the ocean below.

 

Well, I've walked this Bridge at one point (Royal Gorge):

 

Spoiler

 

 

... so you can imagine how my brain screamed when it saw the precipice between wooden planks I was walking on

[MayriyaNoori]

Tunnels bother me. Especially ones that go under water. Every time I've gone under one my brain sends off a Threat Level Midnight alarm

[FernRain]

This is extra funny since I live in a half-underground street level apartment. Boyfriend lives in a 16 floor building and is close to the top though. One of my friends works in the Empire State Building.

 

What gets me to feel anxious? GLASS ELEVATORS. Holy optical illusion.

 

Also, I walked along a bridge once (this bridge) and even though there was secure metal below me, my eyes kept making me feel scared of the ocean below.

 

Ahh glass elevators D:, the horror!

 

I think I get scared it's going to topple over or something, in fact I think I asked you (and you weren't even there, so I was asking telepathically?) if you were scared the building would fall down . My fears probably stem from the bad earthquake we had here in 2011, being in a high-rise building is just nope now. I remember getting lightheaded even being in the hospital which is probably the most structurally safe building in the city (and it's only about 5 floors up).

 

I can't fathom how some daredevils go walking out on precarious heights without any safety gear at all, I mean get oooout..