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[TheEggCrusher]

Stuff I've done that I remember:

1) I got fascinated by the fact that if you mash cheese with your fingers, it can become like playdoh. So then I plastered about a quarter of a door with cheese.

2) I was also fascinated by crayons melting in the heat. So I put all my crayons in a frying pan and put them on the hot plate to make one giant mega crayon.

3) This got dangerous when I found some of my uncle's firecrackers and thought they were crayons. In the pan they went. I'm so lucky he caught me before they exploded in my face.

4) We had a cat and since I'd been told to cut my nails, I thought someone had to cut the cat's nails too. I was not so lucky that time, that cat really messed me up

5) When I got a bit older I loved sneaking into places, such as old buildings that were being restored and closed to the public.

What are some of your childhood prank stories guys?

Perpare yourselves. I was a f*ckn creep

 

1. Went to my friends  house when I was in third grade and randomly stripped, because at that time i didn't understand nudity is inappropriate. Started walking around her house butt-naked and was walking down the stairs to ask if they had bath bubbles (don't ask) right at the time my friend's grandma was coming up to check on me after my friend ran away in horror to tell on me for my nudity. The grandma screamed and waddled down the stairs. I was sent home right away, never talked to that girl again, and from then on they thought my family and I were nudists -3-
2. I really liked baths and asked everyone I met up until the 4th grade if they wanted to have bath parties at my house. Together. In the same bath. Of course, I had barely any friends.
3. I believed that when you dream, you went to another world, so for hours a day I would stare at inanimate objects trying to force myself to fall asleep. My mom thought I had a mental problem 
4. I thought I could see ghosts and that Count Count was my shadow and followed me wherever I went. I thought he was scared of my mom, so for around 3 years I would try to never leave my mom's side. I would also have very long staring sessions with my shadow to see if I could scare him away. Of course he never left <-< 

I think I was a demon child 

[Sable Rhapsody]

Somewhere in between keeping us from killing ourselves and wanting to kill us themselves, my parents were proud to have kids that were so creative...

 

At a certain point my parents stopped paying attention to any mischief that wouldn't result in permanent damage   I'd come home covered in cuts and scrapes, plus a bite from catching spiders with my bare hands.  And my mom would just look at me, shake her head, and point me to the bandaids in the bathroom cabinet. 

[Cee]

I sound like such an innocent nerd of a child in comparison. It happens in real life too. My boyfriend was jumping off roofs and peeing into water guns and everyone else I know has wild stories and me....I was watching dissections and baking. Not simultaneously.

[Sable Rhapsody]

I sound like such an innocent nerd of a child in comparison. It happens in real life too. My boyfriend was jumping off roofs and peeing into water guns and everyone else I know has wild stories and me...I was watching dissections and baking. Not simultaneously.

 

Why not? 

 

My boyfriend was a shy, sweet, relatively well-behaved kid.  Certainly better than me.  Except the one time when he chased his little sister all over the house with a toilet plunger 

[Kadan]

Stuff I've done that I remember:

1) I got fascinated by the fact that if you mash cheese with your fingers, it can become like playdoh. So then I plastered about a quarter of a door with cheese.

2) I was also fascinated by crayons melting in the heat. So I put all my crayons in a frying pan and put them on the hot plate to make one giant mega crayon.

3) This got dangerous when I found some of my uncle's firecrackers and thought they were crayons. In the pan they went. I'm so lucky he caught me before they exploded in my face.

4) We had a cat and since I'd been told to cut my nails, I thought someone had to cut the cat's nails too. I was not so lucky that time, that cat really messed me up

5) When I got a bit older I loved sneaking into places, such as old buildings that were being restored and closed to the public.

What are some of your childhood prank stories guys?

 

Ok you would think that I would have done some things in my life nothing nearly as interesting as what others have done.

 

When I was a year old my parents were taking a walk and I was in one of those backpack carrier things. A grasshopper landed on dad's shoulder and evidently I thought it was tasty. I pitched a royal fit when they dug it out of my mouth. (When I was 10 my sister and I dared my little brother to eat grasshoppers, but it wasn't much of a challenge, he would eat almost anything)

 

When I was 3 my dad had a hunting dog. Mom had  a cat. Cat had kittens. I proudly showed one to the dog, who thought I had offered a snack.

 

When I was 4 my mother had me all dolled up to show off to one of her high school friends. This gal was a bit of a fashion diva, and her daughter was always meticulously dressed with perfect hair etc. Just before they showed up I washed my hair in a mud puddle, ruining my best dress and thoroughly embarrassing my mother. She never invited friends over after that we went to their houses where I had to sit like a porcelain doll and not move or speak.

 

When I was 4 or 5 my mom borrowed my grandfathers Lincoln Towncar. Now this was in the seventies and power windows were new. My mom stopped for gas and rolled the windows down. I got out of my seat belt and had my head out the window. She drove off, never looking back and rolled up all the windows. I was hitting her on the shoulder and she was telling me to sit down. I'm pretty sure she was not as scared as I was. I thought I was going to die.

 

I used to sneak into my dads blackberry brandy when I was a tween, what? it was like juice with a kick!

 

My cousins and I would skinny dip in the pond. (Technically they were not my cousins, at least not blood related so I often swam naked with three boys that I wasn't related to)

 

I take it back I was more interesting than I first remembered.

[FernRain]

I was a tenacious only-child who would always be obsessed with something. It's a bit unusual actually, and I don't think it's quite normal. I'll get fixated and end up in an utterly focused state for up to 12 hours a day. It's how I got straight As for Spanish in high school even though I had to do it by correspondence.

 

When I wasn't focused, I'd be generally exploring the outdoors and reading interesting books about animals or black holes. Did anyone else have those big atlas books as a kid? Our one had all this stuff to do with the solar system in it.

[Cee]

 

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[Cee]

When I wasn't focused, I'd be generally exploring the outdoors and reading interesting books about animals or black holes. Did anyone else have those big atlas books as a kid? Our one had all this stuff to do with the solar system in it.

 

 

I used to love maps. I would read local maps, my dad's road maps, globes, feel the ridges with my fingers. The library always had free bus maps, which also served as local maps, and while I wandered, I also had an idea of where I was and it would get me to explore more. So not only did I learn to orient myself that way but the maps gave me an overall idea that served as a mental guide for further exploration.

[drosophila]

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[FernRain]

I used to love maps. I would read local maps, my dad's road maps, globes, feel the ridges with my fingers. The library always had free bus maps, which also served as local maps, and while I wandered, I also had an idea of where I was and it would get me to explore more. So not only did I learn to orient myself that way but the maps gave me an overall idea that served as a mental guide for further exploration.

 

Maybe I should have looked at more local maps because my sense of direction is awful , as seen today in multiplayer!

 

I can go 0.7km (0.4 miles) down the road to my parents' and still be unable to point which direction our place is facing while at theirs. I'd be AWFUL in the Deep Roads, getting turned around underground like Varric.

[drosophila]

Maybe I should have looked at more local maps because my sense of direction is awful , as seen today in multiplayer!

I can go 0.5km (0.3 miles) down the road to my parents' and still be unable to point which direction our place is facing while at theirs. I'd be AWFUL in the Deep Roads, getting turned around underground like Varric.

Absolutely awful at directions too. It became especially obvious when I started playing DAI, I've done 3 full PTs and still can't find my way around the Hinterlands

[_Lucinia]

Childhood prank stories you say?  I started very young, apparently.

 

• My parents had to take the wheels off of my crib because I somehow was able to move it.  One night they hear this thudding sound eventually followed by a bang and then my tiny voice saying "Mom!".  My mom comes to see what is going on, opens the door, and whack! it hits against something.  Through the crack my Mom can see me peering through.  No wheels, so I had jumped my crib across the room to the door.
• Christmas time and some aunts and uncles came over for drinks, and tree decorating.  They were drinking sherry.  Put their drinks down to put the tree up.  Turn around and every glass was empty.  My face was red and so were my clothes.  Luckily I spilled more on my shirt than I had drank.  I think I was 2?
• Little bit older now, and I have a younger sister.  I'm not sure of the exact details of this one, but I somehow convinced my baby sister to eat poop from her diaper.  Yeah gross, that one is pretty mean. 
• 4 years old.  My Dad and Poppy had pigs.  Ok first off I love animals, always have.  I wasn't doing it to be cruel, lol I just didn't know better and it made me laugh.  I had discovered that the pigs would run and squeal if they were sprayed with the water hose.  I would sneak down to where the pig pen was and spray them.  Poor things would hide in the corner. 
• My cousin and I are about 12 years old.  It's April Fool's Day.  We decided we wanted to prank her Mom.  She had this almost life size doll with hair the same colour as hers.  We set it up in the living room and put her clothes on it.  Put one of the cats on its lap.  She had a tape of Halloween sounds that we put right outside her Mom's room, and put it on blast.  One of us must have accidentally flipped the high speed switch.  We hid down in a closet.  My poor aunt was having a nap, so she woke up to the commotion, and was soooooo confused as to what was going on.  Goes up to the doll because she thinks it's my cousin.  Meanwhile we're in the closet killing ourselves laughing.  My aunt thought she was either losing her mind or still sleeping.
• Having a sleepover with my cousin and her brother during the summer.  We decide we want to sleep in a tent in the back yard.  It's 2am and for some reason we're singing Magic Dance from Labyrinth.  Right at the part where we sing "and baby says" my aunt comes outside and screams at us "shut the hell up and go to sleep!"  And we bust into a fit of laughter.  The timing was perfect.
• Same cousin, we're 13 or 14 now.  I come up with this crazy plan that we should prank everyone.  My idea?  Oh let's put on old clothes and do our makeup really bad.  We knock on the door and proceed to give a speech to our parents for the Get Tammy Faye Baker Out of Jail Fund.  They took pictures of this one.  I am sure they will resurface the day I get married.

edit:  I forgot one!  When I was three I wanted to ride my tricycle down the street.  My parents wouldn't let me because well I'm 3!  I wait until no one is looking and go anyways.  We have a picture of my dad walking me back home, scolding me.  And my little face looking down at the ground, I am so disappointed I was caught.

[ChuChu]

The dragon thing!!!! How do you  guys play multiplayer together? I am so unaware of how that works. I think I'm only like level 10 or something. o.o

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Oh yeah! For those who didn't see the finished one already, this is that thing I previewed earlier! League of Legends/Dragon Age crossover:

INQ Fader: Solas is the AP mid 
INQ Hitbox: Bull is the top lane bruiser
INQ H3r41d: Lavellan is the jungle main
INQ Seeker: Cassandra is the support
INQ BEEEES: Sera is ADC

Fader is a nod to Faker, and Hitbox a nod to Boxbox. Yeah. Couldn't think of a name to reference xPeke xD


 

[Garnet]

Oh yay! Childhood horror stories. I'm sure there are more than these, but:

- I once ate a poisoned berry. I think it was a Yew berry.

- There was a tree with a bunch of tent worms that was being cut down and I stuffed a bunch of them in my shirt to save them and ended up with a giant rash

- I was practicing my swimming turns in a concrete hot tub and crashed into the corner...and then I had to get stitches right below my eye. Luckily it didn't scar.

- Tried to make bread without a recipe. It was a loaf of disappointment.

- Many cat scratches! I got cat scratch fever once.

- I also liked to explore. (Still do, actually.) I would disappear a lot. Especially in stores.

- Cut my own bangs way too short.

- Always ran around outside with no shoes on. I'm a little bit Dalish. 

[Cee]

Oh, I did cut my own bangs once too. The night before third grade picture day.

 

This lopsided masterpiece of mine is immortalized in a photo.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Childhood prank stories you say?  I started very young, apparently.

 

• My parents had to take the wheels off of my crib because I somehow was able to move it.  One night they hear this thudding sound eventually followed by a bang and then my tiny voice saying "Mom!".  My mom comes to see what is going on, opens the door, and whack! it hits against something.  Through the crack my Mom can see me peering through.  No wheels, so I had jumped my crib across the room to the door.

 

 

This reminds me of one more shenanigan, though I don't remember this one either.  When I started daycare, the daycare lady told my parents I wet the bed every single day at naptime.  They were perplexed, because I potty trained really well and had very few accidents at home.  I kept doing it, and eventually they realized I was wetting the daycare bed out of sheer spite

 

Aw man.  Remembering what I was like and reading all of your stories makes me both look forward to and dread having a child.

[_Lucinia]

 

This reminds me of one more shenanigan, though I don't remember this one either.  When I started daycare, the daycare lady told my parents I wet the bed every single day at naptime.  They were perplexed, because I potty trained really well and had very few accidents at home.  I kept doing it, and eventually they realized I was wetting the daycare bed out of sheer spite

 

Aw man.  Remembering what I was like and reading all of your stories makes me both look forward to and dread having a child.

For the most part I was a really good kid.  Clever, little bit devious, but well behaved.  I was a dream baby -- I very rarely cried.  The badness seemed to go away around 4-5.  My Mom has so many hilarious stories of me as a kid.  These were my faves.  My fiance sometimes calls me Problem Child because of the red hair and freckles.  I guess I was a little bit like that .

 

edit:  Top Solas!

 

[Sable Rhapsody]

For the most part I was a really good kid.  Clever, little bit devious, but well behaved.  I was a dream baby -- I very rarely cried.  The badness seemed to go away around 4-5.  My Mom has so many hilarious stories of me as a kid.  These were my faves.  My fiance sometimes calls me Problem Child because of the red hair and freckles.  I guess I was a little bit like that .

 

I howled to wake the dead as a baby.  But I could always be mollified by a good story.  My favorite was Journey to the West, and I think Sun Wukong is the origin of my love of guile heroes and tricksters 

 

I was a good kid where it mattered.  I was great in school, and never did anything seriously bad or dangerous.  But I was a tomboy, my two best friends were boys, and I decided early on in childhood that it was better to ask forgiveness than permission  That said, I was a fairly well-behaved teenager.  Sullen and withdrawn, but not problematic.  Nowadays my mom likes to joke that I got all the acting up out of my system as a kid.

[Cee]

I howled to wake the dead as a baby.  But I could always be mollified by a good story.  My favorite was Journey to the West, and I think Sun Wukong is the origin of my love of guile heroes and tricksters 

 

I was a good kid where it mattered.  I was great in school, and never did anything seriously bad or dangerous.  But I was a tomboy, my two best friends were boys, and I decided early on in childhood that it was better to ask forgiveness than permission  That said, I was a fairly well-behaved teenager.  Sullen and withdrawn, but not problematic.  Nowadays my mom likes to joke that I got all the acting up out of my system as a kid.

 

Now you can claim being our fluffy corner monster. You've come a long way.

[_Lucinia]

I was a bit of a tom boy too!  I had so many Transformers.  I always got along better with boys.  That carried on right through to adulthood.  I was a good kid so my parents were pretty lenient with me as a teen, and I never took advantage of that.  I had no curfew.  They were ok, for the most part, with drinking/partying.  In my circle of friends our parents would rather know we were safe than sneak around.  Can't really stop teens from being teens.  I would be lucky if I had a kid just like myself.

[Janic99]

WOO LIFE IS STRANGE 5TH EPISODE IS OUT! - downloads it on steam. -

[Homeboundcrib]

Child hood pranks alright I did some
•We have a man hole and my brother and I thought it would be funny if I got up there and hid. I am pretty good with making animal noises so I hid up there making noises and mum was flipping out hitting the roof with the broom, yelling and screaming lol.
• another time I hid in the recyclable bin and I grab my mum and she screamed and kicked the bin over, then went all rage demon Hahahaha.
• this one was when I was heaps older my brothers mates were coming to pick him up so me and him hid in the bushes with masks and we both had pick axes and we chased them when they pulled up. They speed off and didn't come and get him lol.
Alright my family is a little mean to our mum but we love her lol.

[Janic99]

I was a bit of a tom boy too!  I had so many Transformers.  I always got along better with boys.  That carried on right through to adulthood.  I was a good kid so my parents were pretty lenient with me as a teen, and I never took advantage of that.  I had no curfew.  They were ok, for the most part, with drinking/partying.  In my circle of friends our parents would rather know we were safe than sneak around.  Can't really stop teens from being teens.  I would be lucky if I had a kid just like myself.

I was also. I used to dress up as a dude. People said I looked like one LOL. I loved Bionicles and turtles..... n___n

[Sable Rhapsody]

I was a bit of a tom boy too!  I had so many Transformers.  I always got along better with boys.  That carried on right through to adulthood. 

 

Same.  A lot of my classmates went through a horses-and-Babysitters'-Club phase.  I went through a dinosaurs-and-Power-Rangers phase.  In fact, looking at my adult hobbies, one could make a strong argument that I never quite LEFT the dinosaurs-and-Power-Rangers phase 

[Janic99]

Same.  A lot of my classmates went through a horses-and-Babysitters'-Club phase.  I went through a dinosaurs-and-Power-Rangers phase.  In fact, looking at my adult hobbies, one could make a strong argument that I never quite LEFT the dinosaurs-and-Power-Rangers phase 

That sounds totally like me and my classmates how they were

Though these days I keep my hobbies with exercising + gaming mostly. Still love those dinos tho. I have like sooo many dinosaur toys lol. My mom still has saved some of them I think.