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[Cee]

Character generator things

 

Spoiler

 

This person from the love interest generator sounds like a real catch.

 

Virginia Mercer is from North Dakota. She's a 33 year old pharmacist. She a lazy bum, financially secure, and has little hope for the future. She charming, and in her spare time, she enjoys bird watching and singing.

 

Anita Rosales is from Taiwan. She's a 57 year old housewife/husband. She unreliable, poor, and wanders through life aimlessly. She a recluse, and in her spare time, she enjoys collecting coupons and doing jigsaw puzzles. She's new to relationships.

 

 

Character motive generator.

 

Driven by homesickness, their goal is to go on a killing spree. There is a race against time to reach this goal before someone else does.

 

Driven by a malicious mind-set, their goal is to save the rainforests.

 

Driven by multiple hardships, their goal is to destroy the rainforests. An external conflict stands in their way. ( I think the external conflict is with the previous protagonist)

 

Driven by mental instability, their goal is to love many and never settle. They achieved this goal before, but lost that achievement.

 

what?

 

 

 

[Cee]

Laughing so hard at everything and this is pretty much what I needed tonight.

[Kadan]

Here was mine I have to stop cowardly fairies or the world burns.

 

Spoiler

Gripping. Brilliant. Cowardly.

Maud Olsson had not known love or loss until she risked loosing her gracious lover Josh Randall.

Her simple life is shattered when her learns that cowardly fairies plan to frighten Josh and she knows she has to stop them or her heart will die.

At 24, the painter from Exeter is both kind and delightful. But will it be enough to protect Josh?

She goes to a carol service in Shanghai where she acquires some rural coins and trousers. It finally seems that she will be able to stop the fairies that want to frighten Josh.

However, the end of the world approaches, and time is running out for Maud. She is left with two options: stop the cowardly fairies in one hour, or allow the world to end in a ball of fire.

 

Praise for What To Do About Cowardly Fairies

"Never have there been more chilling villains than cowardly fairies that frighten each other."

- The Daily Tale

"Are we seriously supposed to find a kind and delightful painter from Exeter heroic?"

- Enid Kibbler

 

 

I feel like an author already. You should read my short story it is epic trash!

[Kadan]

Laughing so hard at everything and this is pretty much what I needed tonight.

I'm glad I was able to add some laughter to your day.

I should move these links to the writers group. They will help with both the writers block and the melancholy feels and angst.

[FernRain]

Okay last one, this is a good one (I thought of you Droso):

 

Spoiler

Teluvyn Lavellan suspected something was a little off when her wise brother tried to kiss her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly tall Elf, Solas, that her life finally began to make sense.

However, Solas proved to be proud and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with exploring. Teluvyn soon learnt that Solas had taken an oath never to smell a human being.

When Teluvyn's wise brother is injured in a fall accident, Teluvyn realises her own life is at risk.

Despite Solas's slow-arrow and pijamas, Teluvyn finds herself falling for the Elf. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.

One night, a Darkspawn appears before Teluvyn and warns her of a darkness within Solas. The Darkspawn gives Teluvyn the round arrow - the only weapon that can defeat a tall Elf.

Will Teluvyn find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly distant? (Hint: yes!)

[Cee]

 

Here was mine I have to stop cowardly fairies or the world burns.

 

Spoiler

Gripping. Brilliant. Cowardly.

Maud Olsson had not known love or loss until she risked loosing her gracious lover Josh Randall.

Her simple life is shattered when her learns that cowardly fairies plan to frighten Josh and she knows she has to stop them or her heart will die.

At 24, the painter from Exeter is both kind and delightful. But will it be enough to protect Josh?

She goes to a carol service in Shanghai where she acquires some rural coins and trousers. It finally seems that she will be able to stop the fairies that want to frighten Josh.

However, the end of the world approaches, and time is running out for Maud. She is left with two options: stop the cowardly fairies in one hour, or allow the world to end in a ball of fire.

 

Praise for What To Do About Cowardly Fairies

"Never have there been more chilling villains than cowardly fairies that frighten each other."

- The Daily Tale

"Are we seriously supposed to find a kind and delightful painter from Exeter heroic?"

- Enid Kibbler

 

 

I feel like an author already. You should read my short story it is epic trash!

 

 

omg

[Cee]

Okay last one, this is a good one (I thought of you Droso):

 

Spoiler

Teluvyn Lavellan suspected something was a little off when her wise brother tried to kiss her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly tall Elf, Solas -, that her life finally began to make sense.

However, Solas proved to be proud and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with exploring. Teluvyn soon learnt that Solas had taken an oath never to smell a human being.

When Teluvyn's wise brother is injured in a fall accident, Teluvyn realises her own life is at risk.

Despite Solas's slow-arrow and pijamas, Teluvyn finds herself falling for the Elf. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.

One night, a Darkspawn appears before Teluvyn and warns her of a darkness within Solas. The Darkspawn gives Teluvyn the round arrow - the only weapon that can defeat a tall Elf.

Will Teluvyn find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly distant? (Hint: yes!)

 

 

"Teluvyn soon learnt that Solas had taken an oath never to smell a human being."

[FernRain]

 

"Teluvyn soon learnt that Solas had taken an oath never to smell a human being."

 

And there it is! The reason why Solas will not romance a human.

[Kadan]

And there it is! The reason why Solas will not romance a human.

I knew it had to be something to do with an oath!

 

My cat thinks I am in need of medical attention, he might be right.   This was fun, and I am totally going to run with the cowardly fairies story

 

And I am out of likes

[Cee]

We should definitely have a generator thread in the writers' group. That was really enough laughing until I have tears in my eyes to help me feel a bit better. But there may actually be something useful for people too.

[FernRain]

So, we need a round arrow.

 

..What's a round arrow?

 

*calls* Drosophila!? Where art thou?

 

Oh my imagination, noooo..

[Kadan]

We should definitely have a generator thread in the writers' group. That was really enough laughing until I have tears in my eyes to help me feel a bit better. But there may actually be something useful for people too.

If the ideas were well thought out, the right words used then the plots wouldn't be too bad, at least something to work with. I didn't realize they would be as funny when i posted, but hey funny is good too. I made a thread for the generator links. Maybe others can add links they found useful, fun, hilarious, whatever.

[Cee]

If the ideas were well thought out, the right words used then the plots wouldn't be too bad, at least something to work with. I didn't realize they would be as funny when i posted, but hey funny is good too. I made a thread for the generator links. Maybe others can add links they found useful, fun, hilarious, whatever.

 

Silly seemed to make us all laugh pretty hard, but I bet they can be used well with a more serious try. Still, I was in a pretty terrible mood when we started and between the generator stuff and a post on Tumblr about Dorian, I feel better. And should probably sleep.

[Kadan]

Silly seemed to make us all laugh pretty hard, but I bet they can be used well with a more serious try. Still, I was in a pretty terrible mood when we started and between the generator stuff and a post on Tumblr about Dorian, I feel better. And should probably sleep.

I should too, it's 2 AM and I have to be well rested to give a teacher a proper ass chewing tomorrow. I hope they fire the S.O.B that had the nerve to put his hands around my daughters neck in front of a classroom full of kids! But they won't he's been a problem for as long as I can remember, even my sister had trouble with him when she was in middle school.   This goof fest was just what I needed as well. Night to all!

[Illyria]

Yeah, I "love" that one; I've seen it used on even those who were adamant they were either uninterested with the romance or said that they dislike (or their character dislikes) Solas and want to end him. It's nothing more than ad hominem - an "easy target" for those who aren't even interested with discussion, or don't know what discussion means... I rarely waste my time on them anymore. It's not worth it.

 

I've seen people argue that the Solas plot should've been wrapped up in Trespasser.

 

The plot that the devs have spent THREE GAMES foreshadowing. 

[Illyria]

So I'm interested guys, are there any ships that you guys support that aren't possible in canon (yet)? May or may not include Solas.

 

For instance, I've become really fond of Merrill x Morrgian recently, in a scenario where Morri discovered that Merrill built her own eluvian, and seeks her out for advice/knowledge (probably by attempting to pilfer books again). In the end, Merrill is basically Morrigan's research assistant by the time of Inquisition (bonus points if Morrigan has the superior position, but it's quietly implied Merrill might actually know more - I'm mildly bitter at her getting looked over in DA:I, so this is where this ship emerged from).

 

Morrigan finds Merrill insufferable at first, but eventually bends to the charms of the adorable little dalish cinnamon roll in time.

 

Josie/Isabela.

[Illyria]

Ooh! Varric/Hakwe. I've only considered Varric/Cassandra really (mainly as an alternative to Varric/Bianca, which is a tragic mess and Varric deserves better tbh), but I like the idea of Varric/Hawke too. Especially snarky Hawke. They'd crack jokes at everyone's expense and spend too long in the Hanged Man. So, basically like usual, except romantic.

 

Cullen/Anders? You're talking about in an AU where Cullen isn't a templar, right? I don't mean to be too negative, but given that both Anders and Cullen are probably at their extreme in DA2 - Cullen helps oversee one of the most restrictive circles in the Free Marches, and Anders, is, uh.... Anders - I honestly think politics would be too much of an issue for these two. Both are canonically mentally ill (Cullen has PTSD and is addicted to lyrium, and Anders was written with bipolar disorder in mind and probably has anxiety too) and both need help and support but I don't see that being good for either of them or their health

 

*hisses*

 

Cullen/Anders actually falls into NOTP for me for those reasons.

[FernRain]

I hope they fire the S.O.B that had the nerve to put his hands around my daughters neck in front of a classroom full of kids!

 

Wat. Who even thinks that's okay. Wat.

[Garnet]

Ugh. I agree ^ Good luck Kadan. I hope he gets what he deserves. That's just completely not okay.

 

Spoiler

Whoops.. I was issued my first warning. 

My honooooooor~

[spoiler]

Well, here is a totally safe for work screenshot instead. 

liberaquantobasta

[Tess]

I love Maine Coons. They are so fluffy and huge.  Do you have any pictures?  We've had so many cat pics, I don't remember.

Sadly, I have most pics on my phone. But found one from last "winter" on my Flickr. (Winters here are 15*C in a shade on really cold days... that's like average summer day in my original country. )

The writing nose belongs to the red guy.

 

Spoiler

[Raeona]

Mission accomplished! I churned out 5000 words today for my fanfiction that is Serious Business, and now I am free to work on something fun with Solas in it. Because nobody should have to be serious all of the time. 

[Homeboundcrib]

I just made it to Crestwood again the feels, the pain such good punishment for what I did to Solas on the other playthrough. I'm gonna go cry in a corner lol. Trespasser is goning to suck again. Bioware you better get cracking on our happy ending. I'm off again to finish my beautiful, painful punishment.

[FernRain]

*walks into thread shakily*

 

I did nine hours of drawing today.. *shifty eyes*. I'm determined to get that Cole picture done for Halloween! I've probably got another 6 hours to go..

 

Now to tend to my neglected body.. *eats chocolate*.

[Qun00]

So, was Solas a former evanuris that disagreed with their methods or was he a common citizen of Arlathan until he rose to fame as leader of the rebellion?

[Rascoth]

Nathaniel/Cousland.  I've shipped that since the day I laid eyes on that grumpybutt  But I suppose it's a PC ship, so anything's possible with headcanon.

This.