Eldanehn Lavellan was thinking about Dread Wolf Fen'Harel again. Dread Wolf was a ruthless sensei with blighty feet and moist ears.
Eldanehn walked over to the window and reflected on her alien surroundings. She had always hated gooey the Fade with its faffdorking, fluttering floating rock formations. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel angry.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a ruthless figure of Dread Wolf Fen'Harel.
Eldanehn gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a sympathetic, ethereal, tea drinker with pointy feet and fadey ears. Her friends saw her as a brainy, brave brave. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a grieving Cole.
But not even a sympathetic person who had once jumped into a river and saved a grieving Cole, was prepared for what Dread Wolf had in store today.
The moon shone like rampaging wolves, making Eldanehn fadey. Eldanehn grabbed a glowy veilfire torch that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Eldanehn stepped outside and Dread Wolf came closer, she could see the fragile glint in his eye.
Dread Wolf gazed with the affection of 2735 tactless helpful hallas. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want ."
Eldanehn looked back, even more fadey and still fingering the glowy veilfire torch. "Dread Wolf, var lath vir suledin," she replied.
They looked at each other with ecstatic feelings, like two nice, nutritious nugs fade walking at a very proud sundering of the Veil, which had Orlesian music playing in the background and two arrogant uncles gyrating to the beat.
Eldanehn studied Dread Wolf's blighty feet and moist ears. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Eldanehn in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Dread Wolf."
Dread Wolf looked lonely, his emotions raw like a shaky, snotacular staff.
Eldanehn could actually hear Dread Wolf's emotions shatter into 3796 pieces. Then the ruthless sensei hurried away into the distance.
Not even a cup of tea would calm Eldanehn's nerves tonight.
THE END