Defense match chat logs for 4 August at 13:35
Fadewalker: Dorian, we need you at the north shrine
agentfabulous: ping me
agentfabulous: no VP for grammar
BullRush wants to defend the north shrine!
agentfabulous was killed by BEEEEEEES!
BullRush: fade, switch to heals
Fadewalker: I have a healing mode?
BullRush: nvm
PinkButDeadly was killed by BullRush!
BEEEEEEES was killed by BullRush!
agentfabulous: almost back
BullRush: cap shrine. im gonna roam for their heals.
Fadewalker (whisper to agentfabulous): He seems much more knowledgeable than we are.
agentfabulous (whisper to Fadewalker): go die of grammar OCD
Fadewalker: (whisper): At least I have standards. What in the world are you wielding?
agentfabulous (whisper): Golden Candy Staff.
Fadewalker (whisper): You paid money for that. I am so tempted to let you die.
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Offense match logs for 4 August at 13:38
PinkButDeadly: south shrine?
DalishBling: sure
BEEEEEEES: stupid %&$*#ing bull
DalishBling: told u not to charge
DalishBling: i was oom
DalishBling: dagna u back yet?
PinkButDeadly: yup. go north
BEEEEEEES: gonna gank bull on respawn, then cap south
PinkButDeadly: u good on mirror matchup?
DalishBling: LOL. pretty sure Fade's a noob.
Fadewalker was killed by DalishBling!
DalishBling was killed by agentfabulous!
DalishBling: %*&$ing stealth necro. stopped the cap
BEEEEEEES was killed by BullRush!
BullRush was killed by BEEEEEEES!
DalishBling: wtf
BEEEEEEES: self-destruct!
BEEEEEEES (to all): SUCK MY BOOM
PinkButDeadly has captured the southern shrine!
PinkButDeadly: woot. coming north
DalishBling: necro in building
agentfabulous was killed by PinkButDeadly!
PinkButDeadly: not anymore 
***
"That is enough," said Solas firmly, yanking out both of their headsets before Dorian could queue them for another match. "Your last exam question is not going to write itself."
"You're just mad because that Dalish girl kept sniping you."
"Did you see her level? I only started playing because you insisted," said Solas. He slammed his laptop lid shut with a bit more force than necessary. "Besides, it lacks the tactical depth of--"
"Oh, shut up about Thedas Warscape 3. There won't be a sequel until the sky opens up, and Andraste brings it from the Maker Himself."