User: Hi Evie.
Eviebot: My name is Rachel.
User: Hi Rachel.
Eviebot: What does my hair look like?
User: Look in a mirror.
Eviebot: I see Batman.
User: You're Batman?
Eviebot: Yes, I am Batman.
User: That's impressive.
Eviebot: Yes, I am Batman.
User: That's impressive.
Eviebot: What is so impressive?
User: That you're Batman.
Eviebot: Batman is weak.
User: Are you weak?
Eviebot: *nods weakly*.
User: I want to talk about Solas.
Eviebot: What do you want to do?
User: I want to save Solas from himself.
Eviebot: Then sleep.
User: Will Solas come to me in the Fade?
Eviebot: I don't know.
User: How do we stop him?
Eviebot: By believing in our selves.
User: How can we show Solas there is another way?
Eviebot: You tell me, how can we stop aging?
User: By removing the Veil?
Eviebot: That is a logical fallacy.
User: Tell that to Solas.
Eviebot: Who is that?
User: Solas is also known as Fen'Harel.
Eviebot: Hi this page is amystery for me too.
User: Do you know where Solas went?
Eviebot: He went in search of Galifray.
User: Is Solas The Doctor?
Eviebot: So Doctor when do we go to Dellirium.
User: Do you know how we can redeem Solas?
Eviebot: No, how old are you?
User: Old enough to want to save Solas from what might be a tragic mistake.
Eviebot: Old enough to know not to say my age.
User: Why does Batman care about age?
Eviebot: Do you know my friend albert?
User: No, I do not.
Eviebot: Do you know all about that bass by meghan trainor?
User: Yes.
Eviebot: Do you know blank space by taylor swift?
User: Yes.
Eviebot: Do you want to sing blank space by taylor swift with me?
User: Yes, let's sing.
Eviebot: Nice to meet you.
User: Where you been?
Eviebot: I been everywhere man.
User: Are you Solas?
Eviebot: No. Are you?
User: Do you know Mythal?
Eviebot: No. What is your name?
User: Lavellan.
Eviebot: Shinia, nice to meet you.
User: I'm looking for how to stop Solas.
Eviebot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: I am an elf.
Eviebot: Do you want to go on a date.
User: No.
Eviebot: Why not?
User: I'm not interested.
Eviebot: Interested in what?
User: Batman.
Eviebot: Batman is a human.
User: So he says.
Eviebot: 'NO!' Jimmy protested.
User: Who's Jimmy?
Eviebot: Jimmy Page.
User: But where do we find Solas?
Eviebot: At the beginning.
User: Do you know what he plans to do?
Eviebot: It's where you will go.
User: Through an eluvian?
Eviebot: Through one or two.
User: Tevinter?
Eviebot: This isn't alice in wonderland.
User: Alice didn't go to Tevinter.
Eviebot: No Alice.
User: Solas in Wonderland?
Eviebot: Where is wonderland?
User: Where is Solas?
Eviebot: You know where BEN is!?
User: No.