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[midnight tea]

Or living ones depending on how far you've gone on that map

 

Yeah, well, but living wyverns mean that you and your date are positively ded

 

Well at least they spare us a heartbreak...

[drosophila]

Yeah, well, but living wyverns mean that you and your date are positively ded

 

Well at least they spare us a heartbreak...

 

My headcanon:

 

The wyverns notice people entering their territory and prepare to eat them. Business as usual.

 

Then they realize one of the people is the Dread Wolf who specifically warned them last night in the fade that he'll be bringing a date and they should clean up, stay put, and be on best behavior, because this girl's really special. 

 

So they hide under the water, leaving only their noses and eyes above the surface, grab a bag of popcorn (IDK, somehow they eat popcorn under water, OK?), enjoy the show, and catcall during the smoochies.

 

Then Solas breaks up with her, and the wyverns are like:

 

 

Why man, WHY???

 

Then he leaves and they figure out they might as well eat Lavellan. 

 

So she has to solo the wyverns while dealing with the shock of her broken heart. 

 

THE END

[MayriyaNoori]

My headcanon:

 

The wyverns notice people entering their territory and prepare to eat them. Business as usual.

 

Then they realize one of the people is the Dread Wolf who specifically warned them last night in the fade that he'll be bringing a date and they should clean up, stay put, and be on best behavior, because this girl's really special. 

 

So they hide under the water, leaving only their noses and eyes above the surface, grab a bag of popcorn (IDK, somehow they eat popcorn under water, OK?), enjoy the show, and catcall during the smoochies.

 

Then Solas breaks up with her, and the wyverns are like:

 

 

Why man, WHY???

 

Then he leaves and they figure out they might as well eat Lavellan. 

 

So she has to solo the wyverns while dealing with the shock of her broken heart. 

 

THE END

 

Headcanon accepted.

[TagiDoll]

I don't know... the name sounds alright, I guess? Anyway, if we say no, will you start anew?

Besides, there's the Black Emporium, you do not have to start over only to change the looks? (Though starting over to play anew is acceptable. )

 

Hah! I started again for Trial of the Fool and intended to do some other trials. She is actually only level 4 even though she is at Skyhold so I won't loose too much. I can also try for Trial of the Magician again since apparently you need the setting turned on before you even look at doing the war table mission.

 

Or I can just accept her name is Nehn and move past it and worry about Trial of the Magician on my next pt (my Dickquisitor) I think I have a thick enough skin to be mean to my digital friends. Maybe.

[Ellawynn]

I've said before in this thread that I'd totally date Alistair. Probably Kaidan, who (To me, at least) sort of fades into the background when up against the other companions, but seems to be a pretty nice guy if you put effort into getting to know him. Another I wouldn't mind is Thane.  He's just so thoughtful and quiet. Poetic. Reminds me a lot of Solas, actually. Although the whole terminal illness thing might be a bit of a dealbreaker. 

 

Also Thane's a space lizard. Boy would that be awkward to explain to the folks.

 

"Hey Mom, you know how you said that if I'm so lonely, I should look into getting an iguana or something? Well golly gee, did I take that advice to heart!"

[Sable Rhapsody]

Or I can just accept her name is Nehn and move past it and worry about Trial of the Magician on my next pt (my Dickquisitor) I think I have a thick enough skin to be mean to my digital friends. Maybe.

 

Whenever I read "Nehn" nowadays, I just think of the adorable Dalish girl from Cee's fanfiction 

 

 

Also Thane's a space lizard. Boy would that be awkward to explain to the folks.

 

"Hey Mom, you know how you said that if I'm so lonely, I should look into getting an iguana or something? Well golly gee, did I take that advice to heart!"

 

 

According to the seminar speaker we had before Thanksgiving, iguanas are JERKS.  She studies avian and reptilian lung structure by using a CT scanner on live animals (don't worry, the scan doesn't hurt them).  Apparently one of the iguanas took a particular dislike to a student and kept whacking her across the face with its tail.

[Raeona]

I've said before in this thread that I'd totally date Alistair. Probably Kaidan, who (To me, at least) sort of fades into the background when up against the other companions, but seems to be a pretty nice guy if you put effort into getting to know him. Another I wouldn't mind is Thane.  He's just so thoughtful and quiet. Poetic. Reminds me a lot of Solas, actually. Although the whole terminal illness thing might be a bit of a dealbreaker. 

 

Also Thane's a space lizard. Boy would that be awkward to explain to the folks.

 

"Hey Mom, you know how you said that if I'm so lonely, I should look into getting an iguana or something? Well golly gee, did I take that advice to heart!"

 

But then he'd be so charming that your parents would totally forget that he's green and scaly with black double lidded eyes and conjoined fingers in almost no time.  Space lizards make the best boyfriends.

 

In real life, I'd probably stare mournfully at Varric but never have the nerve to say anything. But he'd be a gentleman about it and proudly proclaim his loyalty to weaponized Bianca and we'd both be spared the awkward flirting. 

[Sable Rhapsody]

But then he'd be so charming that your parents would totally forget that he's green and scaly with black double lidded eyes and conjoined fingers in almost no time.  Space lizards make the best boyfriends.

 

 

Exhibit A:

 

 

 Unrepentant Garrus fangirl to the last.

[FernRain]

Does anyone have that wyvern art someone posted on tumbler before trespasser? It had Kanye the wyvern yelling "hi Solas!!". Gosh it was funny.

[fangs4fun]

Alistair is sweet and funny but I wouldn't be able to have in-depth discussions with him about the life, universe and everything. Solas and I would be talking about everything from politics to the latest episode of Archer.  Nothing is too shallow or too deep with him, I think. He'd most likely make me mad because he doesn't agree with me but he will do a good job of debating why he thinks I am wrong.  And that would make me even more angry.  And then I'll kiss him to shut him up.

 

Alas, they are all fictional characters.  I should focus more on real life men. 

[Ellawynn]

Whenever I read "Nehn" nowadays, I just think of the adorable Dalish girl from Cee's fanfiction 

 

 

 

 

According to the seminar speaker we had before Thanksgiving, iguanas are JERKS.  She studies avian and reptilian lung structure by using a CT scanner on live animals (don't worry, the scan doesn't hurt them).  Apparently one of the iguanas took a particular dislike to a student and kept whacking her across the face with its tail.

 

Yeah, I've heard that they're the most "pet-like" herptiles, in that they can remember people and have personalities and show affection to owners - as opposed to, like, toads, who'll always mistake you for a potential predator. (Also, screw you autocorrect, herptile's a word and I don't care what you say.) But realistically I could never get one. Takes just a bit more effort to care for a fully-grown iguana than to, say, catch a snail and stick it in a old jam jar.   That and I'm terrible at caring for any animal that can't jump on my bed and ruin my day whenever I forget to feed it.

 

*Sigh* At least I'll always have cats. Cats are the best.

[Sable Rhapsody]

*Sigh* At least I'll always have cats. Cats are the best.

 

Out of likes but TRUTH.

 

[Sable Rhapsody]

Alas, they are all fictional characters.  I should focus more on real life men. 

 

Meh.  Real life men don't routinely bring about the apocalypse.  Seriously, YAWN 

[NightSymphony]

Awww....Christmas Mabari and Nugs

 

Spoiler

http://tamarandom.de...stmas-576920874

[Kadan]

I'm late to the who I would date party, but here goes.

 

Alastair is adorkable, and I would totally go for a hardened Alastair. He's loyal, romantic, considerate, witty and sweet. But I'd get annoyed with the constant jokes I think.

 

Cullen I can see liking, but I don't think I would be in it for the long haul.

 

Solas, without his tragic past I see him as a more smart assed version of myself. Since irl he'd be my age and not thousands of years old, we could be very happy together. I've mellowed in the last decade, but I was very much the know-it-all type when I was younger. I could always find something to add an intelligent but asinine comment to that annoyed everyone. I've learned to ease off and not be so bookish with my comments, but I still have a very dry sense of humor that most people don't get.

 

Fenris is another I have much in common with, but his personality is just different enough to keep my interest. After two abusive marriages I can relate to the baggage he carries around and together we could be very happy. We would be witty and snarky together, smirking over the irony of things, and sharing dry jokes that not everyone gets.

 

Anders, hmm pre-justice yes, of course in the real world I doubt there is anything equivalent to a justice, but I loved Anders in Awakening.

[FernRain]

The cigarette is missing.

 

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Spoiler

[Kadan]

That screenshot wasn't my rendition but here is the picture of mine in the spoiler just for you :

Spoiler

Still love this! It's so good it takes a moment to realize it's not a screenshot!

[FernRain]

Still love this! It's so good it takes a moment to realize it's not a screenshot!

 

That's super cool to hear. I feel that I cheated a bit since I used the color pick tool on the reference image, even so it still took 30+ hours. I just tell myself it was to help me learn about coloring .

[Kadan]

That's super cool to hear. I feel that I cheated a bit since I used the color pick tool on the reference image, even so it still took 30+ hours. I just tell myself it was to help me learn about coloring .

There's nothing wrong with that. I did that often with Sims 2 stuff to make sure set were coordinated properly. It's what the tool is for

[Qun00]

Also, I have to share this.
 
Source: http://smalllady.tum...st/134806106908
 


 
"i think we are all travolta at this point. u_u"

One of the best memes of our age.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Grad AU!  I'm on a roll today.

 

Spoiler

A bit after noon the next day, Dorian couldn't decide whether he wanted to hug or murder Vivienne.  The steaming hot mug in front of him was a point for "hug."  The bossy chatter?  Not so much.

 

"...and when you've cleaned yourself up, we need to discuss bookshelves.  Don't think I haven't noticed you colonizing the living room."  Vivienne sat down across from him and folded her hands in her lap.  "Drink up."

 

Murder.  Definitely murder.  Maybe Solas would help him dump her body in the river.  But Solas was currently making himself as useless as possible, still fast asleep on the couch, noise-cancelling headphones clamped firmly over his pointed ears.

 

"You're not bothering him," grumbled Dorian with a vague wave of his hand.

 

Vivienne shrugged and all but shoved the soup into Dorian's limp hands.  "I don't like him enough.  If he wants to poison himself, I couldn't care less."

 

"Oh.  So we're friends.  Lucky me."

 

"Darling, I wouldn't call dry cleaning pickup for just anybody.  How much wine did you spill on those slacks?"

 

Crawling back to bed wasn't an option.  Since the universe seemed to hate him, Vivienne wasn't hung over.  So the moment Dorian slumped out of his chair, she'd grab him by the collar and drag his sorry arse back to the table.  He swore at her, shuffled his chair forward a few inches, and began poking at the soup.  

 

When he'd gotten about halfway through the mug, the doorbell rang.  He started dragging himself to his feet, but Vivienne pushed him back into his chair.

 

"You," she said firmly, "are in no fit state for company."  She smoothed out her skirt, fixed her collar, and opened the door.  Sunlight and street sounds streamed in, and Dorian dropped his head into his arms with a muffled thunk.

 

"Bastien," he heard her saying from the door.  "I'm sorry about--"  She cut herself off so abruptly that Dorian looked up in spite of his pounding headache.

 

"What are you doing here?" Vivienne demanded.

 

Solas's friend, the pretty barista from Little Haven, waved at him from over Vivienne's shoulder.  "Rough morning?" she called from the door.

 

Dorian answered by way of turning his back to them.  He heard the barista's laugh, then Vivienne's annoyed scoff and the door closing.  Blessed darkness and silence fell once more.  The barista had something in each hand, and as she approached, his bleary eyes recognized them as two large silver thermos flasks.

 

"Ginger tea for the two of you," she said.

 

"Thanks," Dorian mumbled.

 

"You didn't have the manners to thank me," said Vivienne.  Her heels clicked against the linoleum, and her hand drifted ominously close to the light switch.  Would it really count as murder if he pleaded a hangover?

 

"She didn't bully me out of bed," Dorian pointed out.  "But thanks," he added grudgingly.  He'd never hear the end of it if he didn't.

 

"Really, darling, was that so difficult?"  Vivienne made a show of checking her watch for the time.  "If you'll excuse me.  The person I was actually expecting appears to be running late, and I should make a phone call."  She marched out the front door, which creaked shut behind her.

 

The barista sat down next to Dorian.  "She couldn't make a phone call in here?" she asked softly.

 

Thank the Maker for people who could keep their voices down.  Vivienne's had felt like a drill in his ear.  Dorian resumed the task of drinking soup and shrugged.  "Don't mind her.  Always like that," he said between sips.  "And how are you not a mess?"

 

"I stopped drinking pretty early," she said.  "Come to think of it, so did Solas.  I'll bet he's just using it as an excuse to sleep in with no one bothering him."

 

Dorian gave her a shadow of his usual smile.  "Maybe you should bother him."  And he jerked his thumb over his shoulder at the couch.

 

He picked his mug up and followed her into the living room, now grinning broadly.  Solas was curled up on the longest couch, wearing nothing but pajama pants and an open blue hoodie.  His eyelashes fluttered in his sleep, bare chest rising and falling with each breath.  The girl stood there, transfixed, then quickly tore her eyes away and shook her head.

 

"Oh, go on," said Dorian.  "He'll be happy to see you."

 

Her cheeks and ears had turned pink.  "He looks peaceful," she said, avoiding Dorian's eyes.

 

"Ah.  Where is Solas shopping for the wedding?  The thrift store?"

 

She shot him a sideways glare.  "I'll give you that cold fermented crap next time if you're not careful."

 

"You wouldn't."

 

"Try me."

 

Dorian scowled at her over his empty mug.  "You are an evil person, and I hate you."

 

She laughed, her blush clearing, and tugged the mug out of his hands, carrying it back to the sink.  "Finish your tea, and make sure Solas drinks his.  If he makes that stupid face of his, tell him it's got half a jar's honey in it."

 

"You tell him," said Dorian.  "You're off work.  I'm bored, done with my exams, and if no one tells me otherwise, I'll just crawl back into bed and waste a Saturday."  He sank into his favorite armchair and turned on the TV.  The first thing in his queue was the pilot for The Matchmaker: Antivan Spice Edition.

 

"Are you serious?" she asked.

 

"It's either that or history documentaries.  My go-to hangover entertainment."

 

For a moment, he was sure she was going to excuse herself.  Then she eased herself onto the end of the couch, careful not to disturb his sleeping housemate.  

 

"I'll take the history documentaries."

 

Halfway through an episode on the discovery of Barindur, Dorian glanced over.  Solas had shifted in his sleep, stretching his legs into her lap.

[NightSymphony]

Well..now I want some ginger tea and honey...

[Cee]

The adorableness continues.

 

Also, pajama pants and a hoodie. Lack of angst. Tea. All very good things.

[dawnstone]

Does anyone have that wyvern art someone posted on tumbler before trespasser? It had Kanye the wyvern yelling "hi Solas!!". Gosh it was funny.

The original video of Kanye and his "intervention" by omgsolas:

 

 

Comics of Kanye the Wyvern by pavusprince can be found here and here.

 

http://vndynes.tumbl...ge/126032272604

Another Kanye the Wyvern by vyndines

[Cee]

This entire post

 

http://needapotion.t...ions-youve-done

 

 

LOL looking through the commissions you've done with other people's Lavellans with Solas, I keep thinking "How many other women has this two-timer been with?!" He's got like 800 girlfriends. It made me giggle.

 

 

 

Well, this is what happens when I have fever and I receive this kind of message. What I’ve done? I really need a potion 8′D