Serious question.
What would Solas think of Pokemon?
I'm sorry?
Well ... I guess "seriously"? He would be appalled at the forced servitude. Clearly Solas would be an ancient rare pokemon that escaped into the wild and masqueraded as a man in a daft attempt to convince us to defeat Corypenis in glorious battle. Pokemon Battle that is. Preferably in an arena.
The entire journey with him would be confusing as he spoke of another plane of existence that pokemon live in while trapped in their balls. He would have so much knowledge that it would be confusing. However he had introduced himself as Prof. Solas so surely that would explain his vast treasure trove of knowledge.
At the end, when we stand before the defeated Corypenis as he cries over his fainted pokemon, Solas would lift the shattered remnants of the ancient pokeball he had once resided within and then vanish. Leaving us standing there confused.
Then we accept our gym badge and try not to think that we may have slept with a pokemon.
/edit Dammit. Now I have the dumbest fiction stuck in my head. It's all hilarious though. However too embarassing.





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