Wow, I have to delurk again for this one. When elves grow a (not just single, but SINGULAR) chest hair, they encase it in gold and keep a magical barrier around it at all times. Maybe they even sing to it, like a plant (or they get their slaves to do that, probably).
Relevant to my interests, because I'm drawing the rest of this panetheon.
(And relevant to Solas, pretty much not at all).
YES!
We? You haven't even been here for the last 1000!
Semantics, ah! Of course not everybody, goes without saying, and I'm not even sure I belong to that collective "we" either, given how little interest I have for porn fanfictions about him.
So...I went to do some homework...came back...
Somehow I imagine the Bunquisitor being that soul.
Omg.. The amount of evil that would be in that threesome.. It makes me afraid for Thedas if the three of them ever hooked up together. Maybe that's how she gets her revenge when Solas x Cullen dump her and run off together.
You're not disappointed. You just really don't like me.
Now, show some spine, stand by your word, and get out of here!
(I'd really like to see this through but I must run now.
Bye y'all.)
No. I'd rather be a stubborn liar, lol.
No I need to know how to say "F**k you" in Elhven... Uh, for research... Of course!
No I need to know how to say "F**k you" in Elhven...
Sorry!! There aren't any words for that!!!
Omg.. The amount of evil that would be in that threesome.. It makes me afraid for Thedas if the three of them ever hooked up together. Maybe that's how she gets her revenge when Solas x Cullen dump her and run off together.
Bunquiz is my spirit animal. And by spirit animal - she's everything that I secretly wish I could be.
You KNOW she dresses Falon'Din and Dirthamen up in a blonde wig and a bald cap and forces them to roleplay as Solas and Cullen.
I wonder how many people in this thread realize Solas isn't actually a wolf.
I ask this question every time someone comments on him chasing balls, kicking his feet in his sleep, or otherwise making with dog-like actions.
Thinking of it this way makes me upset that Flemeth did not sleep on a pile of gold in that hut of hers.
Why is it this thread loses its damned mind every time I step away for a half hour?
I know, right? Liking G******y. LOoooow. Wait, should I censor that?
edit: Yes. Lets censor that band's name just in case mods get on me for being vulgar.
Why is it this thread loses its damned mind every time I step away for a half hour?
Maybe you're our Andraste.
I know, right? Liking G******y. LOoooow. Wait, should I censor that?
edit: Yes. Lets censor that band's name just in case mods get on me for being vulgar.
...I like Green Day.
WHEN I COME AROUUUUNNNDDD.
Oh my lord they're everywhere!
I am okay with this.Maybe you're our Andraste.
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I wonder how many people in this thread realize Solas isn't actually a wolf.
Whaaaaaaaa????????
Oh my lord they're everywhere!
I think there are worst things in my playlist of over 12k songs, than the poor and lonely 3 Green Day ones, reminder of my emo teenage years.
I am okay with this.
I like my subjects on their knees.
I'm going to comission someone now to draw me as Andraste. She's gonna hold a chart and look fierce.
Still not a religious person here, so kneeling won't be my thing. But I like the mental picture.
We? You haven't even been here for the last 1000!
Semantics, ah! Of course not everybody, goes without saying, and I'm not even sure I belong to that collective "we" either, given how little interest I have for porn fanfictions about him.
Siha posted in the Solas thread before it was cool. 
But I must respectfully request you re-assess your feelings on porny Solas, Delphine, or I may have to have to ask you to leave.
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Probably not this:
NSFW
Spoiler
Oh Creator's my eyes!
But I must respectfully request you re-assess your feelings on porny Solas, Delphine, or I may have to have to ask you to leave.
Then I must kindly ask writers to produce more dom!Lavellan fictions, instead of letting the overwhelming majority of sub!Lavellan ones make me feel alone and misunderstood.
Siha posted in the Solas thread before it was cool.
Still waiting for it to be cool.
I think there are worst things in my playlist of over 12k songs, than the poor and lonely 3 Green Day ones, reminder of my emo teenage years.
We all have our guilty pleasures, but some have the decency to keep stuff like that to themselves. lol
My guilty pleasure, club banger rap "music". Sometimes you just gotta bump it.
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