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[HK-90210]

I've been imagining Blackwall and Madame dueling for the last spot.  Or possibly, to avoid the last spot.

 

Vivienne: *twirls her staff in preparation for battle* Tell me Warden....are you afraid of losing today?

Blackwall: *sharpening his blade* Fear has no place in this life, Madame. Early on, you learn to leave it behind, or die.

Vivienne: Oh...you deny, but I can see it in your eyes. You KNOW that the players will romance you with dwarves if they can. Ugly ones, with tattoos and blonde beards that have no business being combined on dark skin tones and dark hair!

Blackwall: *nervous blink* It...it is a fate that must be accepted, should I lose. But have you not heard our motto? In War, Victory.

Vivienne: Ah, but you forget the next part. In death, sacrifice....Make no mistake, Warden, I have no intention of being romanced by a Qunari with bigger horns than mine. And then the modders will come in, and Maker save me, they will turn me pale-skinned! I will die before suffering such a fate.l

Blackwall: That is the idea, Madame. *puts away his whetstone* Shall we?

Vivienne: We shall. *turns to face him*

Blackwall: You know the worst part of this?

Vivienne: What, darling?

Blackwall: Even if I should kill you, you know exactly what the modders and fanfiction writers will do, don't you?

Vivienne: *wicked smile* They will make you the forbidden fruit, write long sonnets in your honor, of how their Inquisitor saw through your sad story into the very deep depths of your heart, and how you called out for them to fill the loneliness in your life for the short time you remained. And when you did take that long walk into the Deep Roads, they followed you, to whatever end.

Blackwall: *sad nod*.....*sigh* How did Varric get out of this when he and Solas had to face eachother?

Vivienne: He convinced Solas to concede defeat if he could convince the developers to restrict his romance to only one type of Inquisitor. And Varric did just that.

Blackwall: That damn Dwarf can talk his way out of anything.

Vivienne: Do not worry, I will make him pay for such cowardice.

Blackwall: You seem such a decent lady, madame. I hate to kill you.

Vivienne: You seem decent enough, darling. I hate to die.

*faceoff, awesome fight, somebody loses.*

[Aimi]

Blackwall: You seem such a decent lady, madame. I hate to kill you.
Vivienne: You seem decent enough, darling. I hate to die.

[WildOrchid]

Ooooh

 

 

 

Damn, out of likes again.

[Tevinter Rose]

Vivienne: Ah, but you forget the next part. In death, sacrifice....Make no mistake, Warden, I have no intention of being romanced by a Qunari with bigger horns than mine. And then the modders will come in, and Maker save me, they will turn me plae-skinned! I will die before suffering such a fate.

 

Ahahahahaha 

[Basement Cat]

Blackwall: You seem such a decent lady, madame. I hate to kill you.

Vivienne: You seem decent enough, darling. I hate to die.

*faceoff, awesome fight, somebody loses.*

Princess Bride reference for the win!

[Fiery Phoenix]

Ooooh

 

 

 

Damn, out of likes again.

I've never run out of likes, lol!

[karushna5]

I have finally decided who I will romance. If Vivienne is available to my female dwarf, than definitely her, if not, Sera.

[Fiery Phoenix]

I have finally decided who I will romance. If Vivienne is available to my female dwarf, than definitely her, if not, Sera.

For some reason I doubt she will be romanceable by dwarves, even if she is an option in the first place (which I suspect she will be).

[raging_monkey]

For some reason I doubt she will be romanceable by dwarves, even if she is an option in the first place (which I suspect she will be).

at worse shes straight but prefers males (to round things out) at best shes bisexual but for humans (rounds things out and promotes equality in theory)

[karushna5]

Yeah I know, but here is hoping. But Straight that prefers males?? I don't quite understand that. i mean straight women are kinda defined by only liking guys, right?

[Cespar]

Vivienne: *twirls her staff in preparation for battle* Tell me Warden....are you afraid of losing today?

Blackwall: *sharpening his blade* Fear has no place in this life, Madame. Early on, you learn to leave it behind, or die.

Vivienne: Oh...you deny, but I can see it in your eyes. You KNOW that the players will romance you with dwarves if they can. Ugly ones, with tattoos and blonde beards that have no business being combined on dark skin tones and dark hair!

Blackwall: *nervous blink* It...it is a fate that must be accepted, should I lose. But have you not heard our motto? In War, Victory.

Vivienne: Ah, but you forget the next part. In death, sacrifice....Make no mistake, Warden, I have no intention of being romanced by a Qunari with bigger horns than mine. And then the modders will come in, and Maker save me, they will turn me plae-skinned! I will die before suffering such a fate.

Blackwall: That is the idea, Madame. *puts away his whetstone* Shall we?

Vivienne: We shall. *turns to face him*

Blackwall: You know the worst part of this?

Vivienne: What, darling?

Blackwall: Even if I should kill you, you know exactly what the modders and fanfiction writers will do, don't you?

Vivienne: *wicked smile* They will make you the forbidden fruit, write long sonnets in your honor, of how their Inquisitor saw through your sad story into the very deep depths of your heart, and how you called out for them to fill the loneliness in your life for the short time you remained. And when you did take that long walk into the Deep Roads, they followed you, to whatever end.

Blackwall: *sad nod*.....*sigh* How did Varric get out of this when he and Solas had to face eachother?

Vivienne: He convinced Solas to concede defeat if he could convince the developers to restrict his romance to only one type of Inquisitor. And Varric did just that.

Blackwall: That damn Dwarf can talk his way out of anything.

Vivienne: Do not worry, I will make him pay for such cowardice.

Blackwall: You seem such a decent lady, madame. I hate to kill you.

Vivienne: You seem decent enough, darling. I hate to die.

*faceoff, awesome fight, somebody loses.*

This deserves a standing ovation! 

[JJDXB]

This deserves a standing ovation! 

 

[raging_monkey]

Yeah I know, but here is hoping. But Straight that prefers males?? I don't quite understand that. i mean straight women are kinda defined by only liking guys, right?

oh i was trying to be pc, i dont judge peoples sexuality cause its a sensitive issue rquiring trust and my own lack of understanding on the subject

[karushna5]

As much as I want Viv, I think Blackwall will be an option and gay

[Potato Cat]

As much as I want Viv, I think Blackwall will be an option and gay

I kind of feel like that if either Blackwall or Vivienne were homosexual LIs, marketing, (not necessarily Bioware), would have made a bigger song and dance about their inclusion, like they did with Dorian and Sera. Just my opinion.

[CrimsonN7]

I kind of feel like that if either Blackwall or Vivienne were homosexual LIs, marketing, (not necessarily Bioware), would have made a bigger song and dance about their inclusion, like they did with Dorian and Sera. Just my opinion.

 

Yup, coming into the final stretch got a weird feeling the last will be hetero, dem heteros tbh, they're everywhere. Jk

[raging_monkey]

Here me out before i am jusifiably condemed
We have many groups who want viv, for more equal gender ratios, wanting more people of color,and equal representaion. I think viv can to some extent allieviate such concerns.
On a more happier note ive noticed the other character fan have group nicknames do have one. If not i think the vivi-knights seem appropriate

[Potato Cat]

Yup, coming into the final stretch got a weird feeling the last will be hetero, dem heteros tbh, they're everywhere. Jk

I'm still holding out hope they will be bisexual. Both would pretty much be great representation as far as I can tell. Vivienne a tiny bit better I suppose (and more in line with what I personally want from a LI).

[karushna5]

I don't know. I think at Gamerz they said that straight guys would only get 2 options. 

[TheTurtle]

I think it's Vivienne, because should the last option be strictly hetero it would be highly unfair to straight and gay males as well as lesbians if it is Blackwall.

[CrimsonN7]

I'm still holding out hope they will be bisexual. Both would pretty much be great representation as far as I can tell. Vivienne a tiny bit better I suppose (and more in line with what I personally want from a LI).

 

Ideally yes I would love a bi Viv, would give me a reason to romance her.   If she's a hetero option I shall internally scream aha, but I'll still be glad she's an option nonetheless for those who want to romance her.

[AresKeith]

I don't know. I think at Gamerz they said that straight guys would only get 2 options. 

 

I don't really see Bioware outright saying a group is gonna only get 2 options 

[Elfquisitor]

I think it's Vivienne, because should the last option be strictly hetero it would be highly unfair to straight and gay males as well as lesbians if it is Blackwall.

Just hoping it's not another lesbian case as Sera. Really liked her lol. At best Vivienne is bisexual.

[raging_monkey]

I think it's Vivienne, because should the last option be strictly hetero it would be highly unfair to straight and gay males as well as lesbians if it is Blackwall.

curious query: how would it be unfair?