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[Ajna]

I started posting on this thread two days ago, and we've already had almost forty pages since then. Well done, team.

Hey you!  Get posting a party pic right now! *taps foot*

[Chernaya]

WOO! 101! PARTY! XD

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

Are we just having a party on every new page?!

[Ajna]

Are we just having a party on every new page?!

Why the hell not?!

[Chernaya]

Are we just having a party on every new page?!

 

YES

 

[Ynqve]

I started posting on this thread two days ago, and we've already had almost forty pages since then. Well done, team.

 

I KNOW! This thread is amazing! 

[fiveforchaos]

When I can submit my banter?  Got it pulled up now.  

 

Alright it's the 101st page should be safe to post your banter now . 

 

Whenever you'd like   Though if I were you I'd wait till after the 100th page to post it, it might get buried in celebratory gifs  . 

Don't forget to PM me with a link to the post (in case I miss it) and the prompt you'd like should you  "win".

 

[Chernaya]

Ooooh yes! *stops partying*

 

I would like to see the banter. :3

[Gearwarden]

 

Little late, but here we go

[Grieving Natashina]

Okay, since you guys requested it, this is my favorite banter I've done.  It isn't as hard as the Iron Bull/Sera one, where IB was answering in haikus, but it's still one I'm proud of.  This was done months ago, before we knew much of anything about IB or Sera:

 

Sera: C'mon Bull, drink with me!

 

IB: Sure, I could go for a pint.

 

Sera: A pint sounds boring.  You always say that.  I know!  Let's have a drinking contest.

 

IB: I wouldn't advise that.  I've had a lot of practice and you're pretty small.

 

Varric: <laughing> Oh, I would advise that.  This would be too funny to pass up.

 

Sera: Nonsense, you know I can hold my liquor.

 

Varric: I know that kiddo, but a qunari isn't your average human solider.

 

Sera: You know what?  You party poopers wait here, I'll go get the drinks.

 

Cass: Do I truly want to see this?

 

Varric: I think you do, Seeker.

 

Sera: <comes back with the shots.  Several small shots of various colors and scents are on the tray>

 

Sera: Let's do this!  GAME ON!

 

IB: <chuckles> Very well, you go first...

 

 

 

One hour later:

 

Sera: <smashed drunk, singing slightly off-key> Whhhhhhhaat do you do with a drunken sailor EARLY IN THE MORNING?

 

IB: I warned her not to take that last shot.

 

Varric: Didn't you order it?

 

IB: Yes.  Dwarven spirits, mixed with a little berry juice.

 

Varric: By the Maker Bull...you gave the kid dwarven spirits?  You gave her dwarven alcohol?!?

 

IB: She'll be fine after she passes out.  She seemed to like it though.

 

Varric: Fine.  But if she gets sick, you're cleaning it up.

 

Cass: ...

 

Cass: I'm going to bed.

 

Sera: Thrrrrrrrooww 'em in the hold with the Captain's Daughter EARLY IN THE MORNING!

[Foelhe]

Hey you!  Get posting a party pic right now! *taps foot*

 

Whoops! Too late. Next time, maybe.

[Chernaya]

Ahahaha that's perfect!  XD I really hope something similar to that happens! This is why they are my favorites  

 

You had one of IB answering in haiku's?! omg I totally missed that one! 

[Ajna]

Whoops! Too late. Next time, maybe.

Never too late *folds arms*

[Grieving Natashina]

I've got a few more where that came from.

 

 

Ahahaha that's perfect!  XD I really hope something similar to that happens! This is why they are my favorites 

 

You had one of IB answering in haiku's?! omg I totally missed that one!  

Yeah.  That one took me about two weeks, because I hadn't written a haiku since high school.  

[Ajna]

Ahahaha that's perfect!  XD I really hope something similar to that happens! This is why they are my favorites

 

You had one of IB answering in haiku's?! omg I totally missed that one! 

I'd like to see the haiku one

[Chernaya]

I would love to see it as well! Although if it doesn't have Varric in it I could just search around since it would be off topic. 

 

and yes! I would love more. 

[Grieving Natashina]

Okay, this one needs a bit of explaining.  A few months back, I got the idea in my head that Sera learned about the Elder Tree, and proceeded to annoy some of the party members with it.  I've got a few more, but this is the haiku one:

 

Sera: A big horned one comes to me!  Care to trade rhymes with the Elder Tree?

 

IB: How long has she been like this?

 

Varric: Oh, I'd say more than a while now.

 

Cass: <glares at Sera silently>

 

Vivienne: Far too long, I assure you.

 

Solas: <glances at the sky> What moon phase is it?

 

Sera: I like to rhyme and run in flowers.  Not my fault everyone sits and glowers.

 

IB: Hmm, poetry then?  Here is some in the style of my people.

 

IB: To search for wisdom,

     First realize you know nothing,

     Knowledge will follow.

 

Sera: Wait, that doesn't even rhyme.

 

IB: Silence is golden.

     To learn more by not speaking,

      Is to find your path.

 

Sera: That seems like it's too soon, I thought you left the Qun.

 

IB: <sigh> I did not leave all of its wisdom behind.

 

Sera: Back up a second...it sounded like  you just said that I talk too much!

 

IB:  <grin> Elf, in time you'll see.

               That listening to others,

                Gives you what you need.

 

Sera: Which is? 

 

IB: A stiff drink, in this case.  Think upon my words, is all I ask.

 

Sera: Hmm, okay, as long as you're buying.  <walks away in reflective silence>

 

Cass: <whispers> Holy Maker, how did you get her to stop rhyming?

 

IB: Simple.  Our friend is easily distracted, but a smart girl.  I knew the words that would give her enough puzzlement and encouragement to get her to stop that silly game, and would not leave her offended.  It's the best way to try to teach those that are as excitable as our elf over there.

 

Cass: <smiles> The Qunari lost someone special when you went your own way. 

 

IB: <smile> I think so too.

 

Edit: Let me know if you guys want more banter involving Sera and the Elder Tree.

[Chernaya]

Aww, funny and sweet. You came up with some really awesome haikus as well. 

[Grieving Natashina]

Aww, funny and sweet. You came up with some really awesome haikus as well. 

I kept counting syllables, and this was pretty much how it went as I was trying to come up with that one.

 

Me: One, two, three, four, five, six...damnit!  One, two, three, four, five, six...damnit."

[Clockwork_Wings]

I put a new one up on the party banter thread about my headcanon concerning my dwarf ladies considering themselves Alistair's noble-hunter...much to Anora's irritation.

[Grieving Natashina]

I put a new one up on the party banter thread about my headcanon concerning my dwarf ladies considering themselves Alistair's noble-huntet...much to Anora's irritation.

Awesome.  

[Ajna]

Hahahaha I love it!

[Clockwork_Wings]

The beauty of it is this: for this scenario to have occurred, Alistair would have done the ritual.

[Slukers]

I... might be contemplating Varric/M!Qunquisitor fanfic. No promises, though, it's been years since I wrote fanfic.

Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

 

 

Also, welcome everyone! I just got home and am catching up on pages!

[Foelhe]

That's amazing.

 

Edit: And I'm slow. That was aimed at Natashina. Not that everyone on the thread isn't amazing.