Will he be reduced to an embryo in DA7?
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Will he be reduced to an embryo in DA7?
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I don't consider myself a rival with any of the fan bases. I think it just shows that BioWare keeps doing all these amazing characters for us to love and hate.
Watch, he'll be the OGB.
I demand that my followers accompany my Inquisitor with song and snapping fingers.
Woah, he really did predict it. bahaha.
Merrill's looks and personality changed a lot, which took me way by surprise at first, I remember bringing up the personality part once, and someone got mad at me so I never did again... I don't like conflict. >.>
There are some characters (and therefore threads) I'm more interested/regular in, but I don't personally feel rivalry between anything myself. :3 It's fun to be able to get along with everyone ~
Will he be reduced to an embryo in DA7?
Yes, and your Fem whatever they call her will give birth to a ninety year-old baby Cullen so the circle never ends. ![]()
Looking back at the first Varric thread, I am embarrassed at some of my own posts.
Back then I wasn't being treated, so I am hoping I wrote what I wrote during my hypomania.
I found this gem though.
http://forum.bioware...more/?p=3395460
WAIT. This one is better.
Yes, and your Fem whatever they call her will give birth to a ninety year-old baby Cullen so the circle never ends.

Cher, your gif isn't showing up.
@Kathy Varric as a Quarian romance in ME4. Semi-confirmed! ![]()
Dang. :'c it was a perfectly appropriate gif of Jim Carrey gagging. Oh well. xD
And those pictures... x'D
Dang. :'c it was a perfectly appropriate gif of Jim Carrey gagging. Oh well. xD
And those pictures... x'D
Got ya covered:

Cher, your gif isn't showing up.
@Kathy Varric as a Quarian romance in ME4. Semi-confirmed!
Dang. :'c it was a perfectly appropriate gif of Jim Carrey gagging. Oh well. xD
And those pictures... x'D
It's showing for me.
I discovered that the reason the past Varric threads were HUGE is due to the fact they are actually filled with a lot of hilarious memes and photoshopped Varric, chest hair, so on and so forth. The first thread got locked down due to off-topic posts.
I miss those crazy people. ![]()
While it's fun to have insane jokes (we're having a few here now) moderation is key!
It would help if we knew whether or not Varric was a LI. That helps prevent things from getting too far off-topic. The only reveal I want more at this point is Scribbles' name. Her fans really need the love far more than we do at this point.
Oh, I forgot to mention: Thanks to the Varric-as-Santa pic, I had the original Eartha Kitt version of "Santa Baby" stuck in my head as I slept. Well played. ![]()
Got ya covered:
What, not everyone can be a cute baby.
I wonder what's keeping them so long to just reveal a name... We even knew Solas's name before we knew anything about him. ![]()
But I gotta agree, a name for our poor NPC is well deserved at this point, lol.
What, not everyone can be a cute baby.
that would be my reaction to any 90-year old baby. ![]()
that would be my reaction to any 90-year old baby.
Remember this movie?

Remember this movie?
That movie was fun till he wasn't old anymore.
It's funny the way character threads on the BSN have almost turned into rival gangs.
yea its scary sometimes
That's why I stay here, where its safe! ![]()
Found some classic dev posts! Just in time for TBT/ThrowbackThursday!
Early "descriptions" of Varric & Brian Bloom revealed:-

Sources:-
Early Varric: http://forum.bioware...more/?p=3386093
Brian Bloom revealed: http://forum.bioware...raft/?p=3792229
And bonus! The "writing process" for The Pearl's "Surprise Me" options.

Source: http://forum.bioware...raft/?p=3776795 (onwards)
Varric fans be hoping he's a romance like
I think character threads now are far better than they used to be, I've posted in a few of them and I didn't feel scared once whereas once upon a time.....*swallow*
I've gotten intimidated rather than scared hahaI think character threads now are far better than they used to be, I've posted in a few of them and I didn't feel scared once whereas once upon a time.....*swallow*
I've gotten intimidated rather than scared haha
Intimidation, yes...or that.. I know that the crazy threads that move 6989583473mph with a lot of in jokes can feel a bit intimidating, I think that's what it is...maybe...
Found some classic dev posts! Just in time for TBT/ThrowbackThursday!
Early "descriptions" of Varric & Brian Bloom revealed:-
Spoiler
Oh wow... someone called Brian Bloom before he was revealed? That's pretty impressive. This sounds like it would have been an excellent intro to Varric... the writers should do something like this on all the character thread
Have little dialogues with their characters. It would be quite entertaining.
The early incarnation of the Varric thread was very strange.
The first one got locked down after the in-joke on Dave of Canada getting sucked into the depths of Varric's chest got out of hand. Admittedly, I was having too much fun participating in that monstrosity as I was still a BSN n00b.
The second thread had its moments, people calling Varric a potato-head and "obese" as his early screenshot was super blurry which made him look like he had a neckbeard.
Also, back then, reporting trolls and spammers was near-impossible. So there was this one guy who posts a wall of text consisting rap lyrics while "flirting" with female members and insulting male ones in a ghetto manner. Note that he was unprovoked.
There were also Chinamen selling shoes, mangiraffedog and shock pictures. (all trolls/spammers, NOT real Varric fans).