Maybe this is a sign. Maybe, as the Hatter celebrates his unbirthday, we should be celebrating every day Varricmance isn't announced.
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No. Nevermind. That would probably drive us legitimately crazy.
Maybe this is a sign. Maybe, as the Hatter celebrates his unbirthday, we should be celebrating every day Varricmance isn't announced.
...
No. Nevermind. That would probably drive us legitimately crazy.
LOL geez guys, just read through what I missed while sleeping... I think it's appropriate to bring this out again.
This GIF is so our mascot. Ours and Solas' fans' ![]()
We can make it a thing , maybe even add a counter.
"57 days! Still no announcement!"
I'm sure if we acted like we didn't care or didn't want Varric as a LI then they'd probably throw him at us to spite us
That is how the evils of Bioware works, right?
It is a perfect mascot, buahaha. This seems fitting as well.

Yep, I'm bored.
I'm sure if we acted like we didn't care or didn't want Varric as a LI then they'd probably throw him at us to spite us
That is how the evils of Bioware works, right?
Probably! I'd say let's try it, but I think our love for Varric is so pure that they would see through our evil plan. ![]()
Probably! I'd say let's try it, but I think our love for Varric is so pure that they would see through our evil plan.
What are you talking about?
A Varric LI?

They'll never see it coming ![]()
Probably! I'd say let's try it, but I think our love for Varric is so pure that they would see through our evil plan.
I don't think it'd be very convincing if we did, considering we like every post or picture that has Varric in it...No? ok, maybe it's just me. I have a problem, I know. ![]()
I'm sure if we acted like we didn't care or didn't want Varric as a LI then they'd probably throw him at us to spite us
That is how the evils of Bioware works, right?
Can the Solas fans join in too? Together, we will be the most apathetic fans BioWare has ever seen!
Varric romance? Why would anyone want that? I don't even know who Varric is.
So-las? What is a So-las? I bet it's somebody I would NEVER care about romancing!

Can the Solas fans join in too? Together, we will be the most apathetic fans BioWare has ever seen!
Varric romance? Why would anyone want that? I don't even know who Varric is.
So-las? What is a So-las? I bet it's somebody I would NEVER care about romancing!
You can join anytime in not caring about whether these two hotties random men become LI's

That would work if I would stop posting the Varric shrine every chance I get.
I'll try to stop---
Damnit..
Nah, you're just drawing out people who worship false idols. Like a good Inquisitor.
Ooh is it time to worship again? ![]()
Thanks 8DNah, you're just drawing out people who worship false idols. Like a good Inquisitor.
Prayer circle time!Ooh is it time to worship again?

Because I really don't...
Wow, y'all had me worried there. And agreed, we stay strong until we get a proper confirmation. Catching up with the thread was really scary this time.
Varric? No thanks, I like my men unattractive with no charisma or charm.
This...

Guys I'm gonna run out of likes at this rate!
also I'm jumping ship with the romance thread yet again. So much fighting.
Prayer circle time!

Very important for our prayer circle!
Very important for our prayer circle!

Oh right, we were not caring.
Eh... what was his crossbow's name again?
Oh right, we were not caring.
Eh... what was his crossbow's name again?
He has a crossbow? *shrug*