pfft, a man who can make me laugh? What is this? Ain't no body go time for that
And class? Yuck! I don't want my LI acting like a perfect gentleman!
pfft, a man who can make me laugh? What is this? Ain't no body go time for that
And class? Yuck! I don't want my LI acting like a perfect gentleman!
What are those marks on his back?
.... whoever he is... not that I care.. pfff
whatevs
What are those marks on his back?
.... whoever he is... not that I care.. pfff
whatevs
They're scratches from obvious romantic deeds.
Is what I'd say if I totally cared but I don't.
Hahahaha! Never too much!Our Varric, who art in Thedas
Tethras be thy name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in Kirkwall.
Give us this day our daily feels,
and forgive us our obsession,
as we forgive those who call dwarves ugly,
and lead us not into disappointment,
but deliver us from Gaider.
Amen.
...too much?
Our Varric, who art in Thedas
Tethras be thy name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in Kirkwall.
Give us this day our daily feels,
and forgive us our obsession,
as we forgive those who call dwarves ugly,
and lead us not into disappointment,
but deliver us from Gaider.
Amen.
...too much?
No...not at all...
Our Varric, who art in Thedas
Tethras be thy name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in Kirkwall.
Give us this day our daily feels,
and forgive us our obsession,
as we forgive those who call dwarves ugly,
and lead us not into disappointment,
but deliver us from Gaider.
Amen.
...too much?
Awww yissss~
They're scratches from obvious romantic deeds.
Is what I'd say if I totally cared but I don't.
I thought so, but for once didn't want to jump to perverted conclusions ![]()
I mean look at this face

who'd want to romance someone with a mug like this! *is dying on the inside*
I thought so, but for once didn't want to jump to perverted conclusions
Why would you jump anywhere else?
I mean look at this face
who'd want to romance someone with a mug like this! *is dying on the inside*
Well, I dunno. I guess he's not terrible, if you think a sweet, charming chunk of sexyfine should be an LI.
Kind of a waste of an LI slot if you ask me, but if BioWare thinks he should be romanceable, I guess that's their choice. *eyeroll*
I mean look at this face
who'd want to romance someone with a mug like this! *is dying on the inside*
Omg Twiggy how could you! ![]()
That smoldering stare...
That broad chin...
That well kept hairdo...
Why would anyone go for that? Geeze.
Honestly who would go for that in a man?

Our Varric, who art in Thedas
Tethras be thy name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in Kirkwall.
Give us this day our daily feels,
and forgive us our obsession,
as we forgive those who call dwarves ugly,
and lead us not into disappointment,
but deliver us from Gaider.
Amen.
...too much?
Why do I not have any likes?
No, wait! I mean

Btw someone theorized in another thread that they might announce the last romances at comic-con...
Not that I care or anything but there you go.
Oh, that's nice for those who care about something as silly as romances.
Btw someone theorized in another thread that they might announce the last romances at comic-con...
Not that I care or anything but there you go.

Romance thread is giving me a headache by all the frowning I'm doing.
Btw someone theorized in another thread that they might announce the last romances at comic-con...
Not that I care or anything but there you go.
That'd be nice, we can finally end the discussion once and for all.
If I cared.
Romance thread is giving me a headache by all the frowning I'm doing.
That'd be nice, we can finally end the discussion once and for all.
If I cared.
The romance thread.... *long sigh*
Our Varric, who art in Thedas
Tethras be thy name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in Kirkwall.
Give us this day our daily feels,
and forgive us our obsession,
as we forgive those who call dwarves ugly,
and lead us not into disappointment,
but deliver us from Gaider.
Amen.
...too much?

blasphemy
ebil Gaider
Oh, that's nice for those who care about something as silly as romances.
Like who?
Romance thread is giving me a headache by all the frowning I'm doing.
That'd be nice, we can finally end the discussion once and for all.
If I cared.
I almost made a post, "Man, why do we even have that thread?" But I wasn't sure if I was kidding or not.
Like who?
I don't know. And let's not go to the romance thread. 'Tis a silly place.
I almost made a post, "Man, why do we even have that thread?" But I wasn't sure if I was kidding or not.
You weren't... ![]()