What the hell is that? I can't even see! (phone)
I can see it, I'm just not sure I SHOULD be seeing it...
I think that person needs to be left alone with their killer omelette ![]()
What the hell is that? I can't even see! (phone)
I can see it, I'm just not sure I SHOULD be seeing it...
I think that person needs to be left alone with their killer omelette ![]()
I can see it, I'm just not sure I SHOULD be seeing it...
I think that person needs to be left alone with their killer omelette
Then why is some of it on the floor?
You know what? Never mind. Killer omelette works for me. ![]()
It's like... bacon? And egg? raw? Smushed together really oddly? And someone has a red wiggly thing? I don't even know.
What the hell is that? I can't even see! (phone)
I'm sitting in front of a 32" HD monitor and I still have no idea what I'm really looking at. It isn't just you...
I can see it, I'm just not sure I SHOULD be seeing it...
I think that person needs to be left alone with their killer omelette
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's from a Youtube channel called "HowToBasic".
Pictured is his attempt to teach you how to make a delicious egg casserole.
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You know, the more I look at the screenshot of Varric and Viv, I see a bigger resemblance to Brian Bloom than in DA2.
It's like... bacon? And egg? raw? Smushed together really oddly? And someone has a red wiggly thing? I don't even know.
It's a sausage. ![]()
It's a sausage.
I could not have guessed that. xD
I could not have guessed that. xD
It looks like one of the cheaper kinds of sausage that's all processed and stuff, I understand why he would choose one of such quality.
Mhmm, Varric looks really great in DAI it makes me really optimistic about romance thing. ![]()
You know, the more I look at the screenshot of Varric and Viv, I see a bigger resemblance to Brian Bloom than in DA2.
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For direct comparison reasons. Yeah. ONLY. Ahem.
I screamed this at a friend on facebook the other day "Demons are falling from the sky, the future is uncertain FFS VARRIC LET ME LOVE YOU! LET ME STROKE YOUR ****** CHEST HAIR!"
Random post of the day, no wait, that one goes to Kat and her giant killer tentacled omelette...
Relevant.
Relevant.
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Tiny Varric's are always relevant.
Warning: Long thread of images, courtesy of Tumblr, found using bestoftumblr generator.
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So I thought I'd wander into the Varric thread and see what was up, and this thing of beauty has just reminded me exactly how much I loved Varric in DA2. And how frustrated I was that hitting on him produced zero results. And what a hot jacket that is.
I think I need to come in here more often. ![]()
If you don't mind my asking, is there a going theory in here on if/how he'd be gated if he's available? I'm planning on playing an elf and then a human (one a rogue, one a mage, haven't decided which is which yet but both female) and I'm hoping that if Varric is a LI that he'd be an option for either. For what it's worth, I'm feeling like he's awfully likely as one of the remaining two.
So I thought I'd wander into the Varric thread and see what was up, and this thing of beauty has just reminded me exactly how much I loved Varric in DA2. And how frustrated I was that hitting on him produced zero results. And what a hot jacket that is.
I think I need to come in here more often.
If you don't mind my asking, is there a going theory in here on if/how he'd be gated if he's available? I'm planning on playing an elf and then a human (one a rogue, one a mage, haven't decided which is which yet but both female) and I'm hoping that if Varric is a LI that he'd be an option for either. For what it's worth, I'm feeling like he's awfully likely as one of the remaining two.
Welcome!!
I'll leave this tab up and I'll be happy to share my thoughts later. For now, I need sleep before the afternoon thunderstorms roll back in.
Night guys. ![]()
Welcome!!
I'll leave this tab up and I'll be happy to share my thoughts later. For now, I need sleep before the afternoon thunderstorms roll back in.
Night guys.
Excellent, thanks! Sleep well! ![]()
If you don't mind my asking, is there a going theory in here on if/how he'd be gated if he's available? I'm planning on playing an elf and then a human (one a rogue, one a mage, haven't decided which is which yet but both female) and I'm hoping that if Varric is a LI that he'd be an option for either. For what it's worth, I'm feeling like he's awfully likely as one of the remaining two.
If the theory of balancing it out so that everyone get equal options is in effect, I assume that the last 2 LIs will be:
Vivienne, racegated to only love Humans and Qunari
and
Varric, racegated to only love Elves and Dwarves
This based on the fact that Varric will block Humans and Kossith due to his comment towards Hawke and the Qunari in DA2 . Of course, I'm not Bioware. But Varric hasn't expressed anything about how he feels about Elves as far as I'm aware.
That was and is still my Prediction. *brofist*
That's sweet! We should put it on page one. ![]()
Random post of the day, no wait, that one goes to Kat and her giant killer tentacled omelette...
I'm actually preparing a bunch of GIFs for you.
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That's sweet! We should put it on page one.
I'm actually preparing a bunch of GIFs for you.
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more varric for everyone
If the theory of balancing it out so that everyone get equal options is in effect, I assume that the last 2 LIs will be:
Vivienne, racegated to only love Humans and Qunari
and
Varric, racegated to only love Elves and Dwarves
This based on the fact that Varric will block Humans and Kossith due to his comment towards Hawke in DA2 and the Qunari. Of course, I'm not Bioware. But Varric hasn't expressed anything about how he feels about Elves as far as I'm aware.
Thanks! If this is what they do, I'm curious to see how they'd justify him liking elves but not humans. Elves seem to have gotten a lot taller and aren't so physically different from humans (apart from the awesome ears). But I could see him being anti-Qunari after Kirkwall. Vivienne being race gated would definitely seem to fit her personality.
Is Varric wearing blue and no scarf in that screenshot?
If the theory of balancing it out so that everyone get equal options is in effect, I assume that the last 2 LIs will be:
Vivienne, racegated to only love Humans and Qunari
and
Varric, racegated to only love Elves and Dwarves
This based on the fact that Varric will block Humans and Kossith due to his comment towards Hawke and the Qunari in DA2 . Of course, I'm not Bioware. But Varric hasn't expressed anything about how he feels about Elves as far as I'm aware.
That is my prediction too (on good days. the Varric + Vivi picture certainly made me all excited).
It just makes the most sense. I simply cannot see Solas as race-gated (unless a human killed his parents or something that we haven't heard of) and I doubt they'd gender and race-gate at the same time, so I don't think any of the announced romances would be gated.
I don't know about Blackwall, but... I doubt it. He seems like the mentor type to me.
Of course I might be a little biased here ![]()