Varric the Storyteller: Keeping us company in the Keep
#5501
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:30
#5502
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:32
Wait, what did I miss?
#5503
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:32
I won't name names but someone in the Romance thread (go figure) says Varric is "forgettable" and that both him & Cullen had a "sizable" roles in DA2.
Uhm, what.
I know this person off another forum, not a fan of hers, frankly.
#5504
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:35
I won't name names but someone in the Romance thread (go figure) says Varric is "forgettable" and that both him & Cullen had a "sizable" roles in DA2.
Uhm, what.
I know this person off another forum, not a fan of hers, frankly.
How can they miss the chest hair. Its like...*drooling*... Varric is unforgettable!
#5505
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:36
Oh them? Eh, I'm disregarding them in this case. Some folks are just being silly and Varricmancers aren't exactly being quiet at the moment. This is rocking a few boats and ruffling some feathers.
Try to look at it this way. I've seen more general support for a Varric romance in several threads then I did prior to GaymerX. I've seen more and more folks that have warmed up to romancing Varric. I've even seen some that have thought about rolling up a lady dwarf if he's straight, which makes me smile.
Just brush off the haters, and bask in the current support from the rest of the forums. It's the only way to go at this point, I think. ![]()
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#5506
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:36
Well then, more Varric for us.I won't name names but someone in the Romance thread (go figure) says Varric is "forgettable" and that both him & Cullen had a "sizable" roles in DA2.
Uhm, what.
I know this person off another forum, not a fan of hers, frankly.
#5507
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:41
Well then, more Varric for us.
I'm betting that's what the Cullenites said to each other with all of the really stupid levels of hatred that they have received over the years. I figured if they can keep their head high for five years, we can do so too. ![]()
- Gallopagos117 et SilkieBantam aiment ceci
#5508
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:41
Here's a nice short NSFW fic prompted by “I’m sore in places I didn’t even know existed.”
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As far as I know, only hipsters hate Varric. Everybody loves Varric, and thus he should be hated LOLOLOLOL ![]()
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#5509
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:44
Ewww Varric?! he's too nice/popular/funny. ![]()
#5510
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:47
I hardly think that someone finding him "forgettable" constitutes as bashing, but I suppose YMMV.
#5511
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:47
Ewww Varric?! he's too nice/popular/funny.
The reasoning I heard was that some felt like the DA team was forcing Hawke to be his buddy. It's true that he'll remain pretty loyal to you no matter what. They felt his humor was forced, his jokes unfunny and his obsession with Bianca creepy. They also hated his narrating style, and felt annoyed when Cassandra to stop the narrative in order to get the truth from Varric. They have also called him other names for enhancing Bethany's bust in the initial flashback.
I do not agree with them, but that's the reasoning I've heard in the past. To that I say: To each their own. Besides, most players really seem to like Varric, so I'd try not to sweat it. ![]()
#5512
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:52
Found this on the Bioware Instagram.

I personally feel that Cullen is forgettable but I don't go around telling people that.
I never play mages so I never felt that connection with him at all.
#5513
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:54
Man, Brian just has a killer smile. ![]()
I really need to rewatch A-Team. I loved the show and the movie did a great job with the cast, so I have no issues seeing it again.
#5514
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:58
Aaaaaaaaaand while the car seems unpopular according to Youtube comments, DAT VOICE.
#5515
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:59
He's also 6'4".
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#5516
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 02:59
I've seen more and more folks that have warmed up to romancing Varric. I've even seen some that have thought about rolling up a lady dwarf if he's straight, which makes me smile.
I am fond of Varric but I've always been rather ambivalent about romancing him. Well, I was until I realized that my first Inquisitor is probably going to be a dwarf. And the more I thought about it, the more appealing Varric became. If he is romanceable by my F!Dwarf I might actually bump romancing Cullen to my second game. So...yeah. Now I'm totally pulling for him. ![]()
- Jewlie Ghoulie aime ceci
#5517
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 03:00
I am fond of Varric but I've always been rather ambivalent about romancing him. Well, I was until I realized that my first Inquisitor is probably going to be a dwarf. And the more I thought about it, the more appealing Varric became. If he is romanceable by my F!Dwarf I might actually bump romancing Cullen to my second game. So...yeah. Now I'm totally pulling for him.

sorry ran out of likes
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#5518
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 03:01
He's giant.He's also 6'4".
More than a foot taller than I am. Usually that would mean no for me but I'll make a exception
Haha oh man.
#5519
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 03:03
Oh them? Eh, I'm disregarding them in this case. Some folks are just being silly and Varricmancers aren't exactly being quiet at the moment. This is rocking a few boats and ruffling some feathers.
Try to look at it this way. I've seen more general support for a Varric romance in several threads then I did prior to GaymerX. I've seen more and more folks that have warmed up to romancing Varric. I've even seen some that have thought about rolling up a lady dwarf if he's straight, which makes me smile.
Just brush off the haters, and bask in the current support from the rest of the forums. It's the only way to go at this point, I think.
I'm a Bisexual man, I have every intention of rolling a lady dwarf if Varric is straight. Hell I might do it even if he's bi.
#5520
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 03:05
That's awesome guys. ![]()
#5521
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 03:08
#5522
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 03:09
Varric's banter with Sebastian is hilarious. I was a Seb fan for a while during the course of DA2. Me and my being drawn to nice & goody guys (*sniff* ME2 Jacob).
- Slukers aime ceci
#5523
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 03:11
Even if Varric wasn't a gated LI I would probably still run a dwarf romance with him before everything else. Haha I was just thinking about it. Once I found out you can play dwarves again, that was my first planned play through haha
YES! My thoughts exactly.
I was like OOOH QUNARI, I HAVE NEVER TRIED THOSE.
Bioware "You can play dwarves too."
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*rolls dwarf*
- Slukers et Jewlie Ghoulie aiment ceci
#5524
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 03:14
I won't name names but someone in the Romance thread (go figure) says Varric is "forgettable" and that both him & Cullen had a "sizable" roles in DA2.
Uhm, what.
I know this person off another forum, not a fan of hers, frankly.
Clearly she's confused. I say let her forget, leaves more Varric for us! Mwahaha aha. Years from now she will look back, tears streaming down her eyes, holding the Varric pillow and wishing she had been nicer in the past.
Also, Trolls be trolling.
#5525
Posté 18 juillet 2014 - 03:17
YES! My thoughts exactly.
I was like OOOH QUNARI, I HAVE NEVER TRIED THOSE.
Bioware "You can play dwarves too."
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*rolls dwarf*
Me exactly. Dwarves ftw!





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