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Varric the Storyteller: Keeping us company in the Keep


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#8201
Grieving Natashina

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Varric: Inquisitor I'm fine really

Inquisitor: Absolutely not, this river is far too deep for you, I won't have my best crossbowmen swept away by the rapids.

Varric: It's a brook Inquisitor, it's barely moving, and it doesn't even come up to my waist. 

Inquisitor: You underestimate the fickleness of nature, we could have a flash flood any moment now.

Varric: Sigh... you're not going to let this one go, are you?

Inquisitor: Absolutely not.

Varric: Fine, you can carry me across, but please, don't tell Bull. 

 

:P And then of course they proceed to run into a fallen tree, a craggy valley, and a somewhat steep hillside. Varric's feet never touch the ground for more than a minute :P.

Nice tension break, thank you Silkie.  :lol:


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#8202
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Positive vibes are much needed now listen to Natashina, Varric thread is a safe haven for all I'd like it to stay that way :)


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Nice tension break, thank you Silkie.   :lol:

Hmmm... but I'm fiveforchaos... :huh: ?

 

Edit: Oh I was responding to Silkie, I got so excited by the idea of Qunquisitor carrying Varric around that I didn't realize who I was responding to.


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#8204
Grieving Natashina

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Okay, now I'm going off to play DA2.  Stay happy, and stay classy, I'll be back later.  <3



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I've always been too lazy to use traps.  Just give me something to shoot at, a lot and I'll be a happy rogue.   :P

Same, I just can't imagine myself ever using that new fangled trap specialization.  It just isn't me.  



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So you think they should release it in october without the extra month of polish they feel they need?

 

Or do you think they should delay it even further?

I suppose that is what im saying. A month probably isn't enough.

 

My point at the basic level is that i wouldn't expected a bug free or even moderately bug free game on release.

 

But i will say no more because im apparently upsetting people.


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Okay, now I'm going off to play DA2.  Stay happy, and stay classy, I'll be back later.  <3

Cheers!

Everyone post your happy/silly/cute Varric headcanons!

 

I'll start:

Varric totally understands flower language. He initially started learning it because he liked the idea of being able to leaving subtle messages using flowers, but he's also found it to be a very useful literary device.

 

 

Sounds like a moment for the happy song again!

 



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What game nowadays is bug free, though?

 

I wouldn't be all that worried after already getting a year long delay earlier.

 

I don't really see what's so upsetting here but I guess I'll shut up, too.


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Okay, that's really sweet.   :D

 

I'm going to go play DA2 for awhile.  I'm almost through the long slog that is Act 1.  Be back later!

 

Thank you <3 

Have fun! 



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TheodoricFriede

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Sounds like a moment for the happy song again!

 

 

I think i prefer Weird Al's version.



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Hmmm... but I'm fiveforchaos... :huh: ?

 

Edit: Oh I was responding to Silkie, I got so excited by the idea of Qunquisitor carrying Varric around that I didn't realize who I was responding to.

It was one of my favorite responses in the history of responses. *hugs* 


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#8212
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I think i prefer Weird Al's version.

True but I think tacky is kinda the opposite of the thread's motto :P Though I guess Weird Al automatically falls under sassy :P

 

so here's the video 

 



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What game nowadays is bug free, though?

 

I wouldn't be all that worried after already getting a year long delay earlier.

 

I don't really see what's so upsetting here but I guess I'll shut up, too.

Nintendo.

 

Im just frustrated as all hell. And im not known for my optimism. Especially considering that every other time i start getting optimistic, garbage like this happens.



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True but I think tacky is kinda the opposite of the thread's motto :P Though I guess Weird Al automatically falls under sassy :P

 

I dont know, i can see Varric writing song parodies.



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So the last time that I was in this thread it was at 15 pages...... :blink:  (Thanks to my phone for apparently remembering this!)

 

I felt the need to come in here and discuss how awesome Varric is looking in these new pics.  God DAMN!  I know that my top four LI's keep jostling for their places, but Varric's handsome, rugged face might very well be enough to move him up to 2nd place (there's not much he can do to unseat the stache........).  I would really love for him to be a bisexual LI so we can all get a go at that romance.  But even if he's non-romanceable, I'm certainly going to swoon a bit when talking to him.  Well done, Bioware, well done.


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So the last time that I was in this thread it was at 15 pages...... :blink: (Thanks to my phone for apparently remembering this!)

I felt the need to come in here and discuss how awesome Varric is looking in these new pics. God DAMN! I know that my top four LI's keep jostling for their places, but Varric's handsome, rugged face might very well be enough to move him up to 2nd place (there's not much he can do to unseat the stache........). I would really love for him to be a bisexual LI so we can all get a go at that romance. But even if he's non-romanceable, I'm certainly going to swoon a bit when talking to him. Well done, Bioware, well done.


Yes! Screw the delay, let's talk about how smokin' Varric is. I'm actually pretty optimistic about him being bi, so we'll see how it goes.
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Fem Mage Ophelia (Lia) Adaar

 

1) who would wake the other one up with kisses?

   

    Varric, my Quizzy is not a morning person, but can be quite mischievous and likes to turn the tables sometimes.

 

2) who cooks for who?

 

   My Quizzy cooks, she finds it relaxing and loves doing it.

 

3) who is the morning/night person?

 

    Varric is morning, Lia is a night owl.

 

 4) who is the romantic one?

 

     Varric, as Lia is quite awkward when it comes to romantic moments, although she tries her best with amusing, clumsy attempts. 

 

5) who is the jealous one?

   

    Varric, Lia is quite laid back, plus a jealous Varric is amusing.

 

6) Who would lead in ballroom dancing?

 

    Varric, as Lia is hopeless on the dance floor and tends to panic when asked to dance.- Like myself. :pinched:

 

7) who is the more cuddly one?

 

    Lia is and tends to surprise Varric and others with random cuddle attacks.- Varric secretly enjoys this.

 

8) who is more likely the choose the movies books?

 

    Lia is an avid book reader but is quite stubborn about what books she reads, however she lets Varric read his books to her as she likes the sound of his voice and it keeps him happy.

 

9) who is the one that pays for the dates?

 

    Both pay half, unless Varric can distract Lia long enough to sneakily pay by himself.

 

10) who would initiate a quickie during a mission?

    

     Varric, though if it wasn't an important or dangerous mission, Lia would subtly encourage his attempts.

 

And if she can't have Varric as a LI, she'll keep him as a friend and Ride the Bull instead, though I can see a lot of clashing between Lia and Bull at first.


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#8218
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So the last time that I was in this thread it was at 15 pages...... :blink:  (Thanks to my phone for apparently remembering this!)

 

I felt the need to come in here and discuss how awesome Varric is looking in these new pics.  God DAMN!  I know that my top four LI's keep jostling for their places, but Varric's handsome, rugged face might very well be enough to move him up to 2nd place (there's not much he can do to unseat the stache........).  I would really love for him to be a bisexual LI so we can all get a go at that romance.  But even if he's non-romanceable, I'm certainly going to swoon a bit when talking to him.  Well done, Bioware, well done.

Yes... we've grown rather rapidly in this thread :P Seems like all we needed was a pretty new thread and a good OP to get our varricmancing juices flowing :P

 

As for the new photos... yeah our mouths have kinda been watering over them since they were released. He's really been given quite the makeover this time around. The more rugged look also suits the rough patch he's been through in recent years. We're routing for him to be an LI period, but we're keeping our fingers crossed for Bisexual, seeing as how he'll likely be racegated.

 

 

It was one of my favorite responses in the history of responses. *hugs* 

 

Hugs back. Such a response would not have existed were it not for your lovely headcanon :P.


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#8219
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I'm only really interested in Artificer for my Cadash and Rift Mage for my Qunari atm.  I'd love gadgets and gizmo's like the GW2 engineer, but yeah... blowing stuff up!

I think my saarabas shall be a knight enchanter.  Since she has that Aveline/Cassandra thing going on.



#8220
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 Some of the folks in here really need the positive vibes,

 

Positivity!



#8221
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Yes! Screw the delay, let's talk about how smokin' Varric is. I'm actually pretty optimistic about him being bi, so we'll see how it goes.

If we got a bi un-gated Varric then everyone within a ten mile radius of my area would have to put in safety earplugs to avoid potential damage from my shriek of pure joy. <3



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Okay, now I'm going off to play DA2.  Stay happy, and stay classy, I'll be back later.  <3

haha I keep debating if I want to play DA, DA2, or ME2/3.... I mean, I'll probably play all three again, but which one right now?



#8223
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Positivity!

Yes! More positivity! 



#8224
fiveforchaos

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Positivity!

Clockwork I think the reason you keep beating me to the punch is because we're so freakishly in sink with one another :P

 

 

Fem Mage Ophelia (Lia) Adaar

 

Spoiler

Now I'm dying for a scene in the game in which Varric reads his book to the Inquisitor. I want to know what sort of juicy stuff he's got written in those novels.

 

 

If we got a bi un-gated Varric then everyone within a ten mile radius of my area would have to put in safety earplugs to avoid potential damage from my shriek of pure joy. <3

I'd love this, especially if his romance goes differently depending on the race/gender. Since I'm planning on playing a female dwarf rogue I'll definitely be able to live if he's in some way gated. How do you think his reactions to a romance would change depending on the Inquisitor's race/gender?



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If Varric does turn out to be an LI (hopefully a Bisexual one) does anyone have any ideas how the Bianca thing will be handled? I imagine they would have to address it some how I'm just not sure how.