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Varric the Storyteller: Keeping us company in the Keep

Débuté par SilkieBantam , juin 30 2014 06:48

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#10526
Chibi Elemental
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:12

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Remember, that's what Janar wanted for Dagna. 

 

...what happens to Dagna if you don't send her to the circle?  Does she go on her own?

 

She has varric sneek her out :P (WILD SPECULATION!)


#10527
TheodoricFriede
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:12

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Remember, that's what Janar wanted for Dagna. 

 

...what happens to Dagna if you don't send her to the circle?  Does she go on her own?

Oh man, i would love to see Dagna's reaction to Bianca.


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#10528
Jewlie Ghoulie
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:13

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How are things in here?


#10529
Chibi Elemental
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:14

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Oh man, i would love to see Dagna's reaction to Bianca.

 

hehe would be funny if she could figure it out just by looking at it, and offer to make a second if you have varric's approval high enough to agree. I would than have to play a dwarf rogue and have duo BIANCA! :P

 

Again my brain going places it better not :P


#10530
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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:14

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How are things in here?

 

Pretty good, current topics are how do Bianca work and the wonders of Bioware marketing.


#10531
Clockwork_Wings
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:15

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Oh man, i would love to see Dagna's reaction to Bianca.


#10532
TheodoricFriede
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:18

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Pretty good, current topics are how do Bianca work and the wonders of Bioware marketing.

Ok, see now i want them to do a over the top, borderline pornographic commercial, except instead of a woman on camera, its Bianca (the crossbow).


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#10533
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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:18

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Ok, see now i want them to do a over the top, borderline pornographic commercial, except instead of a woman on camera, its Bianca (the crossbow).

That might actually work.


#10534
Chibi Elemental
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:19

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Ok, see now i want them to do a over the top, borderline pornographic commercial, except instead of a woman on camera, its Bianca (the crossbow).

 

That would be awsome XD


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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:19

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Yeah, Bianca didn't strike me as much of an enchanter, it seems far more likely that Bianca is a mechanical wonder.

Also a theory, Jarvis (that's his name right, the guy who supposedly built Bianca in Legacy?) was given a false blueprint of Bianca and told to build it. Either Bianca hadn't had the materials necessary to make the final project, or she was still working out a final kink. Either way Jarvis built Bianca, and Varric, who knew the actual design but didn't have the skills to make the whole thing, simply corrected the "flaw" he'd put into Jarvis's design (that's why none of his subsequent models worked). That makes both Jarvis and Bianca responsible for creating/building Bianca.


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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:20

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Ok, see now i want them to do a over the top, borderline pornographic commercial, except instead of a woman on camera, its Bianca (the crossbow).


That would be the sexiest commercial EVER!

#10537
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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:21

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Ok, see now i want them to do a over the top, borderline pornographic commercial, except instead of a woman on camera, its Bianca (the crossbow).

 

If Varric was the head of marketing, this is exactly what would happen.


#10538
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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:21

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Gerav is the dwarf.
:3

Who's Jarvis then? I know there's a Jarvis somewhere...


#10539
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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:21

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That might actually work.

 

 

That would be awsome XD

It would need to be a bunch of super close up shots and slow pans over her "curves". The whole time you'd need Varric saying weapon statistics and capabilities in a sexy voice.


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Chibi Elemental
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:22

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If Varric was the head of marketing, this is exactly what would happen.

 

If varric didn't voice the comercial than pick her up and say yeah she is a beauty isn't she.. to bad shes spoken for.


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#10541
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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:24

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If varric didn't voice the comercial than pick her up and say yeah she is a beauty isn't she.. to bad shes spoken for.

The fire a shot directly into the camera 007 style.

 

Instant snap to black.

 

Then the games title.


#10542
Clockwork_Wings
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:24

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...why aren't you guys in charge of marketing?


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#10543
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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:25

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Who's Jarvis then? I know there's a Jarvis somewhere...


I know there's a Javaris Tintop. He's the dwarf who hires Hawke to kill Tal-Vasoth so he can gain the Arishok's favor and get the gaatlok (sp?)
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#10544
Chibi Elemental
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:25

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Because we are lowly people who play the games not market it :P maybe they should hire from the forums would probably get better marketing :P


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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:26

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If varric didn't voice the comercial than pick her up and say yeah she is a beauty isn't she.. to bad shes spoken for.

 

Varric would hire Michael Bay so that there would be sunsets, explosions and leery camerawork all the way. Then he would cast himself as the protagonist and Bianca as Megan Fox. Perfection!


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#10546
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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:26

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So, how is everyone in here going to deal with the *real* Bianca issue?

 

Let's say she randomly shows up in game.

 

Let's say the Inquisitor finds her up to her neck in a sea of Carta Dwarves fighting for her life or something.


#10547
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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:27

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Who's Jarvis then? I know there's a Jarvis somewhere...

You dont mean Dwarkin, do you?

 

The mad dwarf from awakening that makes the explosives? Isnt his brother named Jarvis?


#10548
Chibi Elemental
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:28

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For varrics sake save her and treat her well, but if she is evil in anyway its the murder knife for her :<


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Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:28

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You dont mean Dwarkin, do you?

The mad dwarf from awakening that makes the explosives? Isnt his brother named Jarvis?


No, his brothers name is Voldrik

#10550
TheodoricFriede
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 02:29

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No, his brothers name is Voldrik

Shows what i know. I just played that game too.


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