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Varric the Storyteller: Keeping us company in the Keep


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#1151
Mrs.Chestbeard

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Bianca definitely was...rrrow. 

 

Good thing she's not actually in the game then, some people would be trying to claw Varric and Bianca apart, some so they could have Varric, some so they could have Bianca. I can imagine it now. :S

 

That would be me, yes....

 

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edit: *looks around thread and sees Jewlie Ghoulie's post*  Oh, thank the Maker, I'm not the only one! :lol:


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#1152
Grieving Natashina

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Tear her apart?  Nah.  I'd make sure she's very well treated somewhere very far away from Varric.  Imprisoned yes, but with all of her needs being attended to, and no mistreatment whatsoever.  The guards would have to be gay men in order to resist her charms.  

 

Then, after Varric falls in love with me and marries me, she's free to go.  If this takes years, then so be it.  I will continue to treat her well until he's mine.  If she comes near Varric, I'll kill her on sight.  It's nothing personal, but I wouldn't trust a fellow rogue in this case.  She does have Carta connections after all, but there are places even the Carta doesn't know about.

 

As long as she's a good girl, she has nothing to fear.

 

Really, you guys are lacking in the creativity department.   ;)


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#1153
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While we were all too busy falling for her charms and good looks, you figured out a master plan. xP

 

You win, I concede defeat. haha


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#1154
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While we were all too busy falling for her charms and good looks, you figured out a master plan. xP

 

You win, I concede defeat. haha

With age comes wisdom my dear.  And thank you.  ;)


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#1155
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So, I was talking to a friend who loves Dragon Age and I was teasing him for loving Merrill and the name I came up with as a joke was "Tree Huggers" since she's dalish

 

then He asked what we would call lovers of Isabela (Which I am one) and then I said "Booty Snatchers"  since she's a pirate,....

 

Then I said

 

"Or you could say I fell for her...."Booby" trap "

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oh god i need to be stopped


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So, I was talking to a friend who loves Dragon Age and I was teasing him for loving Merrill and the name I came up with as a joke was "Tree Huggers" since she's dalish

 

then He asked what we would call lovers of Isabela (Which I am one) and then I said "Booty Snatchers"  since she's a pirate,....

 

Then I said

 

"Or you could say I fell for her...."Booby" trap "

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oh god i need to be stopped

 

BOOTY SNATCHERS YES! hahaha.

 

I certainly fell for her booby trap.  :ph34r: She had me ever since I met her in Denerim. 

 

Yep, I did the threesome thing quite a bit. Poor Alistair.


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#1157
Jewlie Ghoulie

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Isabela catches me in her web all the time. Im doing a play through in Dragon Age 2 now and in order to make sure I don't fall for her ways, I start Fenris' romance scene right away once Act 2 starts

 

I know I can still hook up with her after but I don't to keep in role-play with this character haha



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Poor Alistair? Because he got to have sex with two beautiful women at the same time? Yeah, I really feel sorry for him.

I never went for Izzy. I'm a dedicated Merrill-mancer.
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#1159
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Poor Alistair? Because he got to have sex with two beautiful women at the same time? Yeah, I really feel sorry for him.

I never went for Izzy. I'm a dedicated Merrill-mancer.

Tree Hugger! kidding

 

Merrill for me was too child like and reminded me of my youngest sister personality wise, minus the blood magic of course. So, if I romanced her I'd be cringing and just thinking "Yvonne...nooooo" . I REALLY wanted to at least rivalmance her. It seems good.


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Grieving Natashina

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So, I was talking to a friend who loves Dragon Age and I was teasing him for loving Merrill and the name I came up with as a joke was "Tree Huggers" since she's dalish

 

then He asked what we would call lovers of Isabela (Which I am one) and then I said "Booty Snatchers"  since she's a pirate,....

 

Then I said

 

"Or you could say I fell for her...."Booby" trap "

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oh god i need to be stopped

I want to be here when I grow up.  When I do grow up, you guys will be the first to know.



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Isabela catches me in her web all the time. Im doing a play through in Dragon Age 2 now and in order to make sure I don't fall for her ways, I start Fenris' romance scene right away once Act 2 starts

 

I know I can still hook up with her after but I don't to keep in role-play with this character haha

 

Even on my playthroughs not romancing her, I would often take her up on her offers. It doesn't help that Anders didn't mind until I completely sealed the deal with his romance. Something about her just entices me so much. To be honest, I probably find her the most appealing as far as looks go of all the characters in the series so far. I just find her so beautiful, and her charming personality makes it even better. 

 

Poor Alistair? Because he got to have sex with two beautiful women at the same time? Yeah, I really feel sorry for him.

I never went for Izzy. I'm a dedicated Merrill-mancer.

 

True, true... but he's always so hesitant about it at first, and I feel like I'm pushing him into it. The thing about Alistair I always fell for was his adorable naivety and innocence... and ruining it, because I'm an awful person. xD



#1162
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I want to be here when I grow up.  When I do grow up, you guys will be the first to know.

Thanks for being so kind as to let us know : ) <3 haha

 

@Chernaya

 

Yes. Isabela is the one I find the most attractive in the Dragon Age series...though Varric is a close second because he is a Paragon of Manliness <3


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#1163
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No worries, I'm not a grown up yet either. I'm still in my denial stage. I'm physically a grown up, but mentally I only switch to one when I have to. xD

 

And agreed on Varric.  ;) His truly kind heart was what sold me on him -- but his looks don't hurt, either. 


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#1164
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I better stay out of that romance threat. People's doubts are making me sniffle about Varric LI.

 

 

I will stay with my fellow Varric lovers where the hope is strong!



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The romance thread can be such a downer... why am I in there so much? xD The way I see it though, people just make guesses tailored to their own taste. I can't blame em, I'm guilty of it, too.

 

But they're wrong about Varric. >.>



#1166
Grieving Natashina

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I better stay out of that romance threat. People's doubts are making me sniffle about Varric LI.

 

 

I will stay with my fellow Varric lovers where the hope is strong!

The more they doubt, the more I put up evidence that supports the idea of a Varric LI actually happening.  I have yet to see anyone come up with a good counter for it. ;)



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So, I was talking to a friend who loves Dragon Age and I was teasing him for loving Merrill and the name I came up with as a joke was "Tree Huggers" since she's dalish

 

then He asked what we would call lovers of Isabela (Which I am one) and then I said "Booty Snatchers"  since she's a pirate,....

 

Then I said

 

"Or you could say I fell for her...."Booby" trap "

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oh god i need to be stopped

Please don't. What would you call a Morrigan lover like me? 



#1168
Grieving Natashina

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Please don't. What would you call a Morrigan lover like me? 

A fan of tough love?



#1169
Jewlie Ghoulie

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The romance thread can be such a downer... why am I in there so much? xD The way I see it though, people just make guesses tailored to their own taste. I can't blame em, I'm guilty of it, too.

 

But they're wrong about Varric. >.>

This is kind of me.

 

I want Vivienne, Varric....And the third option I'm kind of whatever in xD

I don't think Vivienne is gonna be an option. If she is, probably straight.

And Varric...I just hope

 

@ Natashina Thanks for keeping the Varric LI hope alive in there.

 

 But honestly, I keep thinking

 

"Dragon Age wouldn't bring him back again and torment us with him not being an LI would they?!" Haha I mean, I know he will no doubt have an amazing plot outside of that, and LI or not he's one of my favorite characters and I'll always have him along. But....the torment!



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Grieving Natashina

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What if they are being cagey about Varric because he'll be a fling with no actual romance arc.

 

My gods, that's something I could see BioWare doing.  They aren't technically lying to us if they do that.  

 

Okay, now that's a depressing thought. I'm a sad tiefling now.  :(



#1171
Jewlie Ghoulie

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Please don't. What would you call a Morrigan lover like me? 

A Wild Thing ;D


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#1172
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What if they are being cagey about Varric because he'll be a fling with no actual romance arc.

 

My gods, that's something I could see BioWare doing.  They aren't technically lying to us if they do that.  

 

Okay, now that's a depressing thought. I'm a sad tiefling now.   :(

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

STAHP PLEASE. NO.



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What if they are being cagey about Varric because he'll be a fling with no actual romance arc.

 

My gods, that's something I could see BioWare doing.  They aren't technically lying to us if they do that.  

 

Okay, now that's a depressing thought. I'm a sad tiefling now.   :(

 

Oh man, people are already pulling this with IB, not Varric too! *cries and hugs Sera* You're the only one I know will love me for sure. :c



#1174
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AND TO SOLIDIFY MY DESPAIR

 

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#1175
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Hmm am I stupid for pre-ordering the deluxe edition...?