Best part is when he says "Boom! Justice and I are free". Really smooth there Anders!
His smoothness was what won me over.
not Alistair starting a sudden trend of me liking cute blonde grey warden men or anything like that
Best part is when he says "Boom! Justice and I are free". Really smooth there Anders!
His smoothness was what won me over.
not Alistair starting a sudden trend of me liking cute blonde grey warden men or anything like that
Best part is when he says "Boom! Justice and I are free". Really smooth there Anders!
T__T They didn't even give the PC a satisfying execution i mean, you stick him in the back and his face scrunches up like that one time i was constipated from too much cheddar cheese and he falls over, the end.
You figure they would give you something more satisfying for killing the dude who just kicked off the Mage Templar War...
His smoothness was what won me over.
not Alistair starting a sudden trend of me liking cute blonde grey warden men or anything like that
I find that line hilarious in hindsight. It just shows that our snarky lovable mage is still there somewhere. There's no way that wasn't meant as him making an in-joke.
I find that line hilarious in hindsight. It just shows that our snarky lovable mage is still there somewhere. There's no way that wasn't meant as him making an in-joke.

Not a Varric image but it seemed apt here.
Oh yes, Anders is totally a Gryffindor ![]()
T__T They didn't even give the PC a satisfying execution i mean, you stick him in the back and his face scrunches up like that one time i was constipated from too much cheddar cheese and he falls over, the end.
You figure they would give you something more satisfying for killing the dude who just kicked off the Mage Templar War...
To be fair, there wasn't much time at the moment to make him suffer or whatever, considering they were now suddenly on the verge of a huge conflict.
Oh yes, Anders is totally a Gryffindor
As am I, so I approve of this. c:
I need to come in here more often.
Yes you do!
*hugs*
To be fair, there wasn't much time at the moment to make him suffer or whatever, considering they were now suddenly on the verge of a huge conflict.
As am I, so I approve of this. c:
Haha me too! xD
So what house would Varric be? I'm thinking Gryffindor or Ravenclaw (because he's clever).
I'll try!Yes you do!
*hugs*
Anders would blow up hogworts and all inside because they are obviously dumb mages who need to be freed from their bondage.
From the PC Gamer UK article:
Varric
“Varric is pretty much Varric. He’s dealing with the fact that he’s now alongside the lady that stabbed a book on his groin,” laughs Laidlaw.
I bet he hides his best books while she's around or slowly covers his crotch ![]()
But is he a LI, Mr. Laidlaw? Is he a LI?
Yes, is he Mr Laidlaw. IS HE?

So what house would Varric be? I'm thinking Gryffindor or Ravenclaw (because he's clever).
So what house would Varric be? I'm thinking Gryffindor or Ravenclaw (because he's clever).
Hmmm, good question. I can actually sorta see him fitting into all of the houses except for Slytherin. He's certainly amiable and accepting enough to be a Hufflepuff.
Secily
'd me! lol
Hmm... I can see Hufflepuff! But I agree, def not Slytherin.
I bet he hides his best books while she's around or slowly covers his crotch
Your in your keep eating with your companions Cassandra picks up a knife and Varric's legs cross faster than you can blink and he's suddenly an extra few feet away from her ![]()
Your in your keep eating with your companions Cassandra picks up a knife and Varric's legs cross faster than you can blink and he's suddenly an extra few feet away from her
Please let this be a joke in the game. xD
I'll try!
Yay!
I've been missing some faces around here lately, especially you and Nat. Now every time I see either of you pop in I'm all like

Your in your keep eating with your companions Cassandra picks up a knife and Varric's legs cross faster than you can blink and he's suddenly an extra few feet away from her
That would be hilarious xD
Yay!
I've been missing some faces around here lately, especially you and Nat. Now every time I see either of you pop in I'm all like
Awww, Hehe. Thanks. I feel loved.
I've been hanging out in the Solas thread and keeping an eye in here and helping a fiend on fb buy a new laptop...I'm multitasking!
A friend, not a fiend...
So what house would Varric be? I'm thinking Gryffindor or Ravenclaw (because he's clever).
As Mary Kirby herself said it; "Thedas knows him primarily as a storyteller, but Varric is first and foremost extremely loyal."
And which Hogwarts house is known for their loyalty?

o.o I wonder if Varric will do commentary on romances like he did in DA2.
And if he did, i wonder what he would have to say about the Cass being romanced, or would he be so intimidated he wouldn't say anything, but then again this is Varric even if she was holding a sword to his throat, he would have to be his typical self.
Haha I literally was thinking about this and then read your post (Varricmancer telepathy strikes again)
I actually think Hufflepuff (don't shoot me!)
Hmmm, good question. I can actually sorta see him fitting into all of the houses except for Slytherin. He's certainly amiable and accepting enough to be a Hufflepuff.
Secily
'd me! lol
Hmm... I can see Hufflepuff! But I agree, def not Slytherin.
As a proud hufflepuff, I'm A-ok with this ![]()