quick! someone post something "risque" now so i don't feel awkward O_O

._. Face right in the Cleavage
Erm i believe that's called "Motor boating"
I guess in Thedas it would be... I don't know....Magic Boating? I mean because Engines for the most part really don't exist and magic is about the only thing that comes to mind...
you're an angel
THAT GIF NEVER GETS OLD *immature laughter*
Did someone request motorboating?



At this rate, this might end up being my favorite page in the thread. ![]()
At this rate, this might end up being my favorite page in the thread.
Due to Motorboating?
Well, if they don't have motors, they have no reason to employ the boating metaphor. How about "forging the moaning statue"?
https://m.youtube.co...h?v=vb-tIfCYzlA
They have Boats though ._.
So wouldn't only the motor bit not apply?
Well, if they don't have motors, they have no reason to employ the boating metaphor. How about "forging the moaning statue"?
https://m.youtube.co...h?v=vb-tIfCYzlA
I always, always looked forward to this banter. XD
Due to Motorboating?
Yep.
Yep.
Well at least you know what a dwarf is good for i guess...
I wonder if Allegra managed to bump into any other US-based VO actors? I know for VOs to actually see each other in person is unlikely due to scheduling and such but if she got to see Brian Blooms eyes in person, I will forever be jelly.
Think about why they call it 'motorboating.' It's because the noise you make sounds like a motorboat. So if you take out the motor, why associate the act with boating at all? It don't make no sense.They have Boats though ._.
So wouldn't only the motor bit not apply?

That's the one shitty Nintendo commercial I would watch! Brilliant.
Welp, that's it. I'm sold.
Wait... I mean, I might need some more convincing. Play that glorious chest footage again, would you?
So, I'm re watching New Moon right now (with RiffTrax, I'm not a complete masochist). People think the sparkly vamps are Twilight's greatest sin? Nope. That point goes to the lack of body hair on the werewolves. Seriously, why would you do that? Anyway, it made me think of this. So here's to Stephanie Meyer and all the Varricmance haters out there!

Semi-confirmed rumor: during Varric's romance, the PC has a minigame, activated at any time, involving quicktime events to run their fingers through Varric's chest hair.
Semi-confirmed rumor: during Varric's romance, the PC has a minigame, activated at any time, involving quicktime events to run their fingers through Varric's chest hair.
...sarcasm?
Semi-confirmed rumor: during Varric's romance, the PC has a minigame, activated at any time, involving quicktime events to run their fingers through Varric's chest hair.
If only this were true!
Playful humor, no harm intended.