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[SilkieBantam]

Uhm, let's change the subject? 

 

What would you all do if Vivienne waxes Varric's chest in order to keep him presentable? 

Yes, let's. 

 

Well I do love freshly waxed washboard abs...but...maybe we could paint it back on? 

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Frankly, I was trying to avoid confrontation, but this has gone too far.

 

Yes, I understand some people are upset over Scribbles not being a canon nickname, however, this is the Varric thread, we're trying to maintain positivity here yet certain persons want to carry over their dirty laundry and air it out here for some unknown reason.

 

I am sure that the Scribbles thread would be more willing to share much more similar feelings, so feel free to go back there instead.

 

It's like going into an Apples thread to discuss bad Oranges. It just doesn't seem like the correct place to do it.

 

I'm just happy that Varric will be giving the companions nicknames, end of story.

How is it offtopic? Varric is giving everyone nicknames. It is a nickname. Plus this started as a response to a post on this thread. So I'm not "want to carry over their dirty laundry and air it out here for some unknown reason."

Not trying to continue the argument, but I'd like that question answered. 

[GameBoyish]

What would you all do if Vivienne waxes Varric's chest in order to keep him presentable?

I heard some men have viciously coarse hairs so waxing causes bleeding... 0.o

NO VIVI DON'T DO EET

[SilkieBantam]

I heard some men have viciously coarse hairs so waxing causes bleeding... 0.o

NO VIVI DON'T DO EET

Maybe Nair instead? 

[Kimberly]

Uhm, let's change the subject? 
 
What would you all do if Vivienne waxes Varric's chest in order to keep him presentable? 

Do you really think Varric would let Viv near him with hot wax with the intention of ripping out all his chest hair? Lol

[Foelhe]

Maybe Nair instead? 

 

You've discovered the main plot. The Veil tears are the result of an evil mage trying to invent a potion that can destroy Varric's chest hair. The very laws of reality are breaking down under this affront.

[Chernaya]

You've discovered the main plot. The Veil tears are the result of an evil mage trying to invent a potion that can destroy Varric's chest hair. The very laws of reality are breaking down under this affront.

 

I'm suddenly more motivated to fight the Big Bad. >( Nobody messes with my Dwarf's beloved chest.

[BabyFratelli]

Do you really think Varric would let Viv near him with hot wax with the intention of ripping out all his chest hair? Lol

 

I don't think it would be hard to encourage him into some kind of drunken coma. 

 

Besides, maybe they could use the hair to block the breach like BP tried to do with that oil spill in Mexico awhile back.

[SilkieBantam]

You've discovered the main plot. The Veil tears are the result of an evil mage trying to invent a potion that can destroy Varric's chest hair. The very laws of reality are breaking down under this affront.

So what you're saying is...Varric's chest hair has some sort of reality warping power? Seems legit. 

[Foelhe]

So what you're saying is...Varric's chest hair has some sort of reality warping power? Seems legit. 

 

Just the opposite, in fact. I'm saying that Varric's chest hair is one of the main anchors of reality. Take that away and chaos reigns.

[Gannayev of Dreams]

Sumalee played the "french" female Boss in Saints Row IV. She was my favorite of the female voices.

 

Holy ****.  Its true.  Good god I love her voice.

[GameBoyish]

Maybe Varric's chest hair is the source of Dwarven resistance to magic..?

[Foelhe]

Holy ****.  Its true.  Good god I love her voice.

 

I wasn't sure if that conversation was over, and I didn't want to restart a conversation no-one else was having. But now that you've said something - I found out Nyreen's VA was going to be a PC voice, and having a female Inquisitor pretty much rocketed up my list of things to do.

[SilkieBantam]

Just the opposite, in fact. I'm saying that Varric's chest hair is one of the main anchors of reality. Take that away and chaos reigns.

So it's his clean shaven skin the warps reality then...good to know. 

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

So it's his clean shaven skin the warps reality then...good to know.

Varric with chest hair and Varric with out chest hair are essentially the red and blue pills of DA.

[GameBoyish]

So it's his clean shaven skin the warps reality then...good to know.

That means the Big Evil is a hair removal product. .?

[fyeahvarric]

That means the Big Evil is a hair removal product. .?

That is the ultimate motivator to me. If there was a force strong enough to remove Varric's glorious follical forest then it should be stopped at all costs.

 

(Also, btw, OfficialVarricTethras is feeling sorta down, so if anyone wants to send some love her way and let her know she rocks, please do.)

[GameBoyish]

That is the ultimate motivator to me. If there was a force strong enough to remove Varric's glorious follical forest then it should be stopped at all costs.

(Also, btw, OfficialVarricTethras is feeling sorta down, so if anyone wants to send some love her way and let her know she rocks, please do.)

I will! I'm at Burger King at the moment, will drown her in love as soon as I'm home!

[fyeahvarric]

I will! I'm at Burger King at the moment, will drown her in love as soon as I'm home!

Much obliged! (Btw, I told her she should join in on the fun over here sometime and I think she might )

[Chernaya]

Much obliged! (Btw, I told her she should join in on the fun over here sometime and I think she might )

 

Yay! : D The more the merrier! btw, is that your Inquisitor in your icon? Whoever it is, they are adorable and I love their hair. I might be biased though because it's just like my hair only shorter xP

[Slukers]

You've discovered the main plot. The Veil tears are the result of an evil mage trying to invent a potion that can destroy Varric's chest hair. The very laws of reality are breaking down under this affront.

Don't worry Varric, I'll save your chest hair from evil!

[Ceoldoren]

How is it offtopic? Varric is giving everyone nicknames. It is a nickname. Plus this started as a response to a post on this thread. So I'm not "want to carry over their dirty laundry and air it out here for some unknown reason."

Not trying to continue the argument, but I'd like that question answered. 

There is no need to see it as a personal slap in the face. They just decided to give her something different. Doesn't mean they don't like your name. For all we know it's just because they already had lines recorded for a different nickname. So just relax, it's not the end of the world. 

[fyeahvarric]

Yay! : D The more the merrier! btw, is that your Inquisitor in your icon? Whoever it is, they are adorable and I love their hair. I might be biased though because it's just like my hair only shorter xP

Yeah! That's my dork Inquisitor, Mally, who I know I post too much about over on FYV. ^^;;;

 

Hey, maybe the threat to his chest hair really is why Varric has the chest plate. Because we've seen some of his armor variants that don't have a chest plate, so maybe that's its purpose. Internal organs and fleshy bits? No biggie. The chest hair? Must be kept from harm!

[blissfulbhajan]

My friends and I were playing a game like Werewolf today and they started to suspect me as a bad guy but I wasn't so to convince them I said, "guys, I swear on varric's chest hair- I'm a good guy!"

The two that live with me turned to everyone else and were like "she's a good guy." Lol

[fyeahvarric]

My friends and I were playing a game like Werewolf today and they started to suspect me as a bad guy but I wasn't so to convince them I said, "guys, I swear on varric's chest hair- I'm a good guy!"

The two that live with me turned to everyone else and were like "she's a good guy." Lol

lol In chest hair we trust!