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Varric the Storyteller: Keeping us company in the Keep

Débuté par SilkieBantam , juin 30 2014 06:48

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Mrs.Chestbeard
Posté 06 août 2014 - 04:53

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Solas thread posted this RP generator and now I'm having too much fun to stop. Seriously, some of these are gems!

 

http://rpgens.tumblr.com/miniscenario

 

Here's a few I got:

 

"Bioware has something that Chesty desperately wants or needs. Bioware won't give it up easily."  *cough* Varric LI *cough*

 

"Elsba confessed their love to Varric, but was rejected." Yeah? well, screw you RP Generator!!!

 

"Varric and Elsba got handcuffed together and lost the key."  eheheheh.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

"Varric and Elsba are in an arranged marriage, but Varric doesn't want to go through with it."

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Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:00

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Who knows, it could be an even portion for everyone, just spread differently around all countries. It's hard to measure for example the Dalish when most of them try to stay out of sight.


I agree. It's just a thought exercise.

Personally, I think humans have the greatest population because they seem to have the most control.

Dwarves I think have the smallest because they have one major city and lots of top siders, but still are a proud people who won't died out anytime soon.

I think elves and Kossuth are about equal, but still less than humans.

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Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:02

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Solas thread posted this RP generator and now I'm having too much fun to stop. Seriously, some of these are gems!

 

http://rpgens.tumblr.com/miniscenario

 

Here's a few I got:

 

"Bioware has something that Chesty desperately wants or needs. Bioware won't give it up easily."  *cough* Varric LI *cough*

 

"Elsba confessed their love to Varric, but was rejected." Yeah? well, screw you RP Generator!!!

 

"Varric and Elsba got handcuffed together and lost the key."  eheheheh.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

"Varric and Elsba are in an arranged marriage, but Varric doesn't want to go through with it."

 

I just tried one with Leliana and my Inquisitor's name. I got: Leliana is hired to spy on [insert name]. Scarily apropriate!

 

And what I got using the Cassandra/Varric combo:

 

Cassandra is a super hero hiding their secret identity from Varric. (lol)

Varric taking care of an injured Cassandra. (that... might actually happen)

Varric and Cassandra are reincarnated lovers, but aren't initially compatible to each other. (Bwahahahaha)


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#13329
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Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:08

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I used Varric/Dorian and got this gem:

Varric as a film noir detective and Dorian as the desperate client.

Now I want this to happen!


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Basement Cat
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:16

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I used Varric/Dorian and got this gem:

Varric as a film noir detective and Dorian as the desperate client.

Now I want this to happen!

Ok, I matched Varric with all the other companions.

Here are the results :

 

Iron Bull and Varric in matching cosplays (snort)

Sera and Varric in hand to hand combat. (meh, might happen)

Vivienne has stowed away on a ship that Varric works on. (hehehe!)

Cassandra is a barista at Varric's favorite coffee shop. (OMG lol!)

Dorian is a member of the royal family and Varric is a lowly peasant. (close enough to the truth...)

Blackwall as a vampire feeding on Varric. (loooolz!)

Varric and Cole fighting together, back to back. (meh)

Varric with a hangover, but Solas is feeling fine. (meh)

Varric and Leliana at the beach. (oh my...)

Cullen and Varric wearing each other's clothes. (Yes!)

Josephine and Varric pretend to be in a relationship for the purpose of an undercover mission. (Oho!)

 

This thing is fun!


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Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:18

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Wait, how did you guys get all these fun ones, and the very first thing I get is "Dorian mourning over Inquisitor's dead body"?


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#13332
Basement Cat
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:19

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Wait, how did you guys get all these fun ones, and the very first thing I get is "Dorian mourning over Inquisitor's dead body"?

Luck I guess? And pushing the button until I got one I liked...


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Ynqve
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:21

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Ok, I matched Varric with all the other companions.

Here are the results :

 

Iron Bull and Varric in matching cosplays (snort)

Sera and Varric in hand to hand combat. (meh, might happen)

Vivienne has stowed away on a ship that Varric works on. (hehehe!)

Cassandra is a barista at Varric's favorite coffee shop. (OMG lol!)

Dorian is a member of the royal family and Varric is a lowly peasant. (close enough to the truth...)

Blackwall as a vampire feeding on Varric. (loooolz!)

Varric and Cole fighting together, back to back. (meh)

Varric with a hangover, but Solas is feeling fine. (meh)

Varric and Leliana at the beach. (oh my...)

Cullen and Varric wearing each other's clothes. (Yes!)

Josephine and Varric pretend to be in a relationship for the purpose of an undercover mission. (Oho!)

 

This thing is fun!

 

Omg Blackwall as a vampire xD This thing is brilliant!


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outatime
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:22

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Luck I guess? And pushing the button until I got one I liked...

 

Cheater!  :D


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Mrs.Chestbeard
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:23

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Wait, how did you guys get all these fun ones, and the very first thing I get is "Dorian mourning over Inquisitor's dead body"?

 

Hahaha! The first one I got was Varric mourning over Quizzys body too! XD

 

I did some more:

 

Varric frequently has dreams or nightmares about Elsba.

 

Varric gets amnesia and forgets everything about Elsba.

 

Elsba mourning over a dead Varric.

 

WHY AM I GETTING ALL THE SAD ONES!!!??? *sobs uncontrollably*


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Ynqve
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:24

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Hahaha! The first one I got was Varric mourning over Quizzys body too! XD

 

I did some more:

 

Varric frequently has dreams or nightmares about Elsba.

 

Varric gets amnesia and forgets everything about Elsba.

 

Elsba mourning over a dead Varric.

 

WHY AM I GETTING ALL THE SAD ONES!!!??? *sobs uncontrollably*

 

Well, someone needs to fill the quota for fan tears! :)


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Basement Cat
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:25

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Cheater!  :D

Who me? 

 

I was getting repeats, so I reclicked to get a different one. It's totes legit!  :whistle:


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Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:25

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Hahaha! The first one I got was Varric mourning over Quizzys body too! XD

 

I did some more:

 

Varric frequently has dreams or nightmares about Elsba.

 

Varric gets amnesia and forgets everything about Elsba.

 

Elsba mourning over a dead Varric.

 

WHY AM I GETTING ALL THE SAD ONES!!!??? *sobs uncontrollably*

 

Hmmm... Hopefully, this is not the universe's way of preparing us for the death of the Inquisitor at the end of the game. (Although, I would prefer for my Inquisitor to die than one of my companions.)


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Basement Cat
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:29

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Hmmm... Hopefully, this is not the universe's way of preparing us for the death of the Inquisitor at the end of the game. (Although, I would prefer for my Inquisitor to die than one of my companions.)

Considering that the game continues after the epilogue, it is doubtful that the Inquisitor will die. Unless...

 

Spoiler

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Jewlie Ghoulie
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:30

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Jewelie is back with a new icon of her Nerd Quisitor Adessa Cadash!

 

and i'm totally joining you all in the cool generator


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#13341
Ajna
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:32

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I think our fan artists are going to be going nuts over this generator!


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Jewlie Ghoulie
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:32

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Considering that the game continues after the epilogue, it is doubtful that the Inquisitor will die. Unless...

 

Spoiler

I personally thought that was awesome because...

 

Spoiler


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Basement Cat
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:34

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I personally thought that was awesome because...

 

Spoiler

The concept was cool. It was

 

Spoiler

 

that made it annoying.


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Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:35

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This is the first one I got...

 

"Varric is a famous and Solas is their biggest fan."

 

Solas could be a big fan of Varric's romance novels...secretly..


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Mrs.Chestbeard
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:36

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"Elsba as a superhero and Varric as the sidekick." Actually this ones kinda accurate. :huh: wth?

 

"Elsba and Varric in matching cosplays"

 

"Varric and Elsba meet during the zombie apocalypse.Elsba needsVarric's help." Oooh, Varric would be the Daryl of the zombie apocalypse. :wub:  *sigh*

 

"Varric striking the finishing blow on Elsba." UGH, STAPHHHH!! :crying:

 

 

"Elsba is a demon summoned by wizard Varric to do their bidding."

 

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Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:37

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Hmmm... Hopefully, this is not the universe's way of preparing us for the death of the Inquisitor at the end of the game. (Although, I would prefer for my Inquisitor to die than one of my companions.)

 

 

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#13347
Ajna
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:38

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*snort*

 

"Varric gets amnesia and forgets everything about Varric."

 

Oh this one is adorable, I must see this!

 

"Miah and Varric taking care of a bunch of orphan puppies and/or kittens." That's my Cadash.


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Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:39

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"Elsba is a demon summoned by wizard Varric to do their bidding."

Bow chica bow wow!


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Ajna
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:41

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Hey guys...look at this one...

 

"Miah is finally noticed by their sempai, Varric."


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Jewlie Ghoulie
Posté 06 août 2014 - 05:41

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Bow chica bow wow!

She's a...desire demon. ;D :wub: :wub: B) B)


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