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[Hanako Ikezawa]

Saw this in the Leliana thread which is having the same discussion. This guy wins. 

 

[blissfulbhajan]

Spoiler

Varric:

 

Say hello Bianca! This redhead's going down!
Like you did when you were a bard, to all the guys in town!
I'm the real storyteller, you can't even sing!
So let me introduce you, to Bianca's cocking ring!

 

Leliana:

 

A beardless dwarf with a rug on his chest?
It's like someone shaved a cat, I'm hardly impressed.
The only story about you that made people talk,
Was how you played second fiddle to a hero named Hawke!

I'm the hand of the Divine, I have the Maker on my side!
I fought against the Darkspawn and turned evil's tide!
You avoided "Mage or Templar?" for over seven years!

While you practically lived in a bar, are you Norm from Cheers?!

 

Varric:

 

At least the fans love me, you're a little Mary Sue!
Hell, Shepard's resurrection got more explanation than you!
Get back in the Chantry or go back to the dead?
Hey, I hear someone calling... it's the voices in your head!

-awake- now then...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...yes, that sums up my adoration nicely...

[Sifr]

 

Glad everyone enjoyed it!

[Basement Cat]

Bravo on the rap battle!

 

Subject change: I think I figured out why Varric's chest hair hold such power. You see, before he met a hero named Hawke, he met another hero. This one was named Jason...

 

Spoiler

Jason and the Argonauts. They went looking for the Golden Fleece, which is a symbol of kingship.

[blissfulbhajan]

IF THEDAS HAD MOVIES... what would Varric's favorite movie be?

[AresKeith]

IF THEDAS HAD MOVIES... what would Varric's favorite movie be?

 

This always makes me wonder how DA characters would act in our world   

[Milan92]

IF THEDAS HAD MOVIES... what would Varric's favorite movie be?

 

Probably Die Hard.

[Snook]

IF THEDAS HAD MOVIES... what would Varric's favorite movie be?

 

Lethal Weapon. 

 

Buddy cop movies in general, really. 

[Slukers]

Bravo on the rap battle!

Subject change: I think I figured out why Varric's chest hair hold such power. You see, before he met a hero named Hawke, he met another hero. This one was named Jason...

Spoiler

Jason and the Argonauts. They went looking for the Golden Fleece, which is a symbol of kingship.

This... Made me laugh for way too long...

[Basement Cat]

This... Made me laugh for way too long...

Oh thank you.

[Slukers]

IF THEDAS HAD MOVIES... what would Varric's favorite movie be?

Hmmm... I would say something epic, like Star Wars. He loves a good story, but also a world where he can expand. Varric would totes write fan fiction

[Chernaya]

*yawn*

 

hai guys! Did I miss anything?

[fiveforchaos]

Hmmm... I would say something epic, like Star Wars. He loves a good story, but also a world where he can expand. Varric would totes write fan fiction

Oh he totally would.

 

He'd be one of those guys who writes the long epic biography of one of the fandom favorite side characters. .

[fiveforchaos]

*yawn*

 

hai guys! Did I miss anything?

Not much...

 

though I've decided that when Varric's announced as an LI I'll be responding to post like this with a neat summary of every post for the past 5 pages follow by, in minuscule letters "oh and Varric's been announced as an LI"  I'll get ninja'd so hard, but it'll be worth it .

[Chernaya]

Not much...

 

though I've decided that when Varric's announced as an LI I'll be responding to post like this with a neat summary of every post for the past 5 pages follow by, in minuscule letters "oh and Varric's been announced as an LI"  I'll get ninja'd so hard, but it'll be worth it .

 

Lazy people like me will count on you for this! xD haha

[Joe25]

Oh thank you.

Can a race of cat people be the next race to come from across the sea in DA? 

[Chernaya]

Varric:

 

Say hello Bianca! This redhead's going down!
Like you did when you were a bard, to all the guys in town!
I'm the real storyteller, you can't even sing!
So let me introduce you, to Bianca's cocking ring!

 

Leliana:

 

A beardless dwarf with a rug on his chest?
It's like someone shaved a cat, I'm hardly impressed.
The only story about you that made people talk,
Was how you played second fiddle to a hero named Hawke!

I'm the hand of the Divine, I have the Maker on my side!
I fought against the Darkspawn and turned evil's tide!
You avoided "Mage or Templar?" for over seven years!

While you practically lived in a bar, are you Norm from Cheers?!

 

Varric:

 

At least the fans love me, you're a little Mary Sue!
Hell, Shepard's resurrection got more explanation than you!
Get back in the Chantry or go back to the dead?
Hey, I hear someone calling... it's the voices in your head!

 

Did you just make this up on the spot? You're freakin' awesome! I wish I had half the creativity you had, it would take me hours to come up with something this witty lol. 

[fiveforchaos]

Did you just make this up on the spot? You're freakin' awesome! I wish I had half the creativity you had, it would take me hours to come up with something this witty lol. 

Now we just gotta convince the VA's to do it (Convincing the animation team shouldn't be a problem, I bet Epler would be on that in a flash )

[blissfulbhajan]

So when is gamescom again? I'm gagging on this information drought :/

[Hanako Ikezawa]

So when is gamescom again? I'm gagging on this information drought :/

Next week. The 13th through the 17th. 

[blissfulbhajan]

Next week. The 13th through the 17th.

Thank you kindly.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Thank you kindly.

You're welcome.

[Sifr]

Did you just make this up on the spot? You're freakin' awesome! I wish I had half the creativity you had, it would take me hours to come up with something this witty lol. 

 

It took me about half an hour, I get insanely creative when it comes to being ridiculous...

 

_{(Now if only I didn't suffer constant writer's block when it comes to writing "serious" fiction)}

[fiveforchaos]

Next week. The 13th through the 17th. 

 

Is there anything DA related besides the EA press conference on the 13th?

[Rel Fexive]

Next week. The 13th through the 17th. 

 

Wow. That's, like, potentially five days worth of new stuff....  or, more likely, two days with some new stuff and three of repeating everything we know already i.e. Vivienne