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Twilight_Princess

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always

 

da2___varric__s_boob_kiss_by_catmonroe88

 

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Gah! Only 2 posts left but I don't care this is just too

 

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And yes I will make a human just for the motorboat head canon alone!

 

List of head canons so far

 

- Varric likes motorbatin'

- Varric has a naughty piercing (again, thank you officialvarrictethras)

- Varric likes to leave erotic fanfiction around for the Inquisitor to find :devil:

 

Feel free to add some more guys, haha :lol:


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#13977
Chernaya

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I don't really like playing as a mage, which is hilarious considering how pro-mage I am... it's the fighting, I really like mages but rogue is my comfort zone in fighting. (plus I love playing sassy characters and rogues just fit that personality) But the premise of DAI is making me want to leave my comfort zone, which is awesome. So therefore I'm 99% sure my first character will be a mage. 

 

I also am a fan of interracial relationships. But if Varric is dwarf only, I'm perfectly fine with that. But if he is dwarf only, I'll be really po'd if he isn't bisexual. That's just too much restriction going on. :/

 

edit: Twilight, good to see you're still lurking with us even  though you're conserving posts. :P


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always

 

da2___varric__s_boob_kiss_by_catmonroe88

 

da2___varric_noms_bewbz_by_catmonroe88-d

 

 

Varric descends into Marshmallow Hell.



#13979
Chernaya

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Varric descends into Marshmallow Hell.

 

Surprisingly accurate. XD 



#13980
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I don't really like playing as a mage, which is hilarious considering how pro-mage I am... it's the fighting, I really like mages but rogue is my comfort zone in fighting. (plus I love playing sassy characters and rogues just fit that personality) But the premise of DAI is making me want to leave my comfort zone, which is awesome. So therefore I'm 99% sure my first character will be a mage. 

 

I also am a fan of interracial relationships. But if Varric is dwarf only, I'm perfectly fine with that. But if he is dwarf only, I'll be really po'd if he isn't bisexual. That's just too much restriction going on. :/

 

edit: Twilight, good to see you're still lurking with us even  though you're conserving posts. :P

 

Yeah, I will calmly accept it if he's straight, sad as that would make me. And I really have zero problems if he's dwarf-only; I prefer interracial relationships, but it's not like I can't enjoy the romance otherwise. But man, both? That would just be kind of ridiculous.


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Okay I seriously need to shut off google right now and I will I will just jsut a few more and I'll stop I swear it. 

 

 

Spoiler tags due to anti chest hair pictures one is slightly amusing.

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Spoiler tags for topless pictures

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#13982
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always

 

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da2___varric_noms_bewbz_by_catmonroe88-d

 

Woohoo!



#13983
Foelhe

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I always forget oil wrestling is an actual thing that happens in the real world.



#13984
blissfulbhajan

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always

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I mean if he's not gated and a female human romance doesn't involve motorboating... Its a tragedy

#13985
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Hehe, bewbs.



#13986
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I find it amusing how perfect the height difference is for that particular animation. 

 

It's like...it was meant to be there. :S


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Chernaya

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Yeah, I will calmly accept it if he's straight, sad as that would make me. And I really have zero problems if he's dwarf-only; I prefer interracial relationships, but it's not like I can't enjoy the romance otherwise. But man, both? That would just be kind of ridiculous.

 

In my perfect world he would be bi or pan ungated... but I think we already have 2 characters who fit that...Iron Bull and Josie, so... yeah. :/ le sigh. I'm expecting some kinda gating if he does turn out to be an LI.

 

 

Hehe, bewbs.

 

Yep.  B)



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Of all the Aimo fanart that ends up here, I am shocked, SHOCKED! that this one never gets linked. Or maybe it has, I don't follow this thread closely.

http://aimo.devianta...ssure-213898991

It's got dorf kids, even!
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#13989
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In my perfect world he would be bi or pan ungated... but I think we already have 2 characters who fit that...Iron Bull and Josie, so... yeah. :/ le sigh. I'm expecting some kinda gating if he does turn out to be an LI.

 

 

 

Yep.  B)

 

My theory so far is that he's race-gated. My hope so far is that he's race-gated and bisexual. I'd love to be able to romance him as a male qunari (hell, some of you might remember Ash) but I'm not so optimistic about that. Still, we'll see what happens.


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Of all the Aimo fanart that ends up here, I am shocked, SHOCKED! that this one never gets linked. Or maybe it has, I don't follow this thread closely.

 

http://aimo.devianta...ssure-213898991

 

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS AND OH MY *faints from nosebleed*


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#13991
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Of all the Aimo fanart that ends up here, I am shocked, SHOCKED! that this one never gets linked. Or maybe it has, I don't follow this thread closely.

http://aimo.devianta...ssure-213898991

It's got dorf kids, even!

 

This wasn't in the thread before? I always assumed it was. Other wise I'd have put it in while I was spamming the Varric pictures. I love this piece so much x3



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Of all the Aimo fanart that ends up here, I am shocked, SHOCKED! that this one never gets linked. Or maybe it has, I don't follow this thread closely.

http://aimo.devianta...ssure-213898991

It's got dorf kids, even!


This has never been on the thread? What?? I Dont believe it

#13993
Chernaya

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If it was, I missed it... which is a crime itself.



#13994
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It's a pretty sexy piece, considering she keeps the really explicit parts off-camera.

#13995
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I'm back!
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#13996
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My theory so far is that he's race-gated. My hope so far is that he's race-gated and bisexual. I'd love to be able to romance him as a male qunari (hell, some of you might remember Ash) but I'm not so optimistic about that. Still, we'll see what happens.

I would think that gated options would be bi, to widen their net just a bit further.  But that's just me and I'm not writing the characters.  My hope is that his popularity makes him not-gated, but then that means someone else is gated, and...I can't think of anyone I wanted gated against anything.


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#13997
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Personally, I think when it comes to Varric the most "realistic" option we have for him is that he is gated , unfortunately. And this is just my opinion.

I think he has more of a chance being bi (which is what I hope for more than him being available for all races. So that Varric fans that want to romance him as a male have the chance to romance him too)

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I would think that gated options would be bi, to widen their net just a bit further.  But that's just me and I'm not writing the characters.  My hope is that his popularity makes him not-gated, but then that means someone else is gated, and...I can't think of anyone I wanted gated against anything.

 

Actually, I think we know that's not true at this point. David Gaider explicitly said that one of the race-gated characters has already been announced, Josephine and Iron Bull aren't gated, and the other four options are straight/gay/lesbian. So we know one of the characters is gated for both gender and race.

 

But yeah, race-gating is kind of odd to figure out, since I'm not sure anyone would want any specific character to be gated. I still think the most obvious gate choices at this point are Varric, Vivienne, and Cullen. If Varric and Vivienne are both in I could see Varric being free and clear, which would be awesome. On the other hand, I can't see Solas or Blackwall being gated, so if the last two romance options are both men, Varric's probably race-gated. (But also probably an LI, so, hey.) But that's all rampant speculation, so it's hard to say what will happen.


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#13999
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My hunch is that one of the unannounced LIs will be a bi ungated male because Iron Bull was originally gated. But predicting the gates is really hard with so little info. I think Varric, Cassandra and Vivienne sound more likely to be gated.


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I can see Viv being gated if she is an Li, too.

As long as she is bi I could handle that.