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[Yinello]

He can flash me anytime anywhere ♡

[Solaria]

How is his tarot card sexy too? Is there no limit to Varric's smex appeal

There is just no end to his awesomeness.

 

Bianca is in a very suggestive position- or maybe my mind just jumped into the gutter.

[thats1evildude]

There just needs to be a pair of woman's hands draped over his chest or shoulders from behind to complete the image.

[Twilight_Princess]

It's the smirk, it's the smirk that's making it look like Varric KNOWS his card looks naughty.

[Solaria]

Bioware just loves to tease us.

[Basement Cat]

As I said in the Twitter thread, between Bianca being levelled right next to his crotch and the open vest, I feel like Varric is flashing me. PERVERT!

Talk about a crotch shot. *ba dum tish!*

[HuldraDancer]

Yes Varric its all fun and games teasing your fans, until you accidentally hit Bianca's trigger and she breaks your pelvis have fun explaining that to a local healer

[Yinello]

That'd be hilarious as a cutscene.

[Yinello]

Crap double post.

[blissfulbhajan]

How is his tarot card sexy too? Is there no limit to Varric's smex appeal

They know. They know we want so badly...

[Solaria]

Yes Varric its all fun and games teasing your fans, until you accidentally hit Bianca's trigger and she breaks your pelvis have fun explaining that to a local healer

 

I can just see it.

 

Healer- Now how did this happen...hmmm..

 

Varric- No _ there I was.... elaborate Varric story to disguise the truth, that his finger slipped when he was posing and he broke his own pelvis with his own weapon.

[Mrs.Chestbeard]

 

Bioware just loves to tease us.

 

 

They do! XD If he's not a love interest I'm gonna be a little bitter about all the teasing. *shakes fist* Especially when they use words like handsome and delicious foods to describe him...they know we can't resist. They know.

 

Old tweet:

Spoiler

[blissfulbhajan]

How is his tarot card sexy too? Is there no limit to Varric's smex appeal

http://bernish-ops.t...quisition-party

Legit though, everyone else's looks like a tarot card or something. Varric is so awesome he gets something different

[Ajna]

Hahaha, I love how the centre of the pic is his chest.

[Solaria]

I just know that I'm going to spend ages staring at his character card on the party screen and suddenly realise that I have quests to do.

 

@Ajna it's his signature, they don't need to show his face, just his chest and we instantly know that it's him.

[Basement Cat]

You just know there's a caption on the back of that card that says 'my eyes are up here'.

[Solaria]

Yeah do! XD If he's not a love interest I'm gonna be a little bitter about all the teasing. *shakes fist* Especially when they use words like handsome and delicious foods to describe him...they know we can't resist. They know.

 

Old tweet:

Spoiler

 

It would need to be some joke after all this teasing.

[Twilight_Princess]

They know. They know we want so badly...

 

Oh they know and I will forgive them for the months of teasing if we get a Varric romance out of it. All I can do now is make grabby hands at the images.

 

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

You guys invaded my dreams.
I dreamt Varric was announced as LI and the first thing I did was sign on my bsn even in my dream and we were posting celebratory gifs

_{whats wrong with me}

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

It's true. Varric thread is my salvation

[blissfulbhajan]

You guys invaded my dreams.
I dreamt Varric was announced as LI and the first thing I did was sign on my bsn even in my dream and we were posting celebratory gifs

_{whats wrong with me}

I totally dreamed the same thing. We might be seeing the near future! Yes? Maybe? Yes please and thank you Bioware.

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

I'm a firm believer in Varricmancers having linked minds ;P

[Basement Cat]

I'm a firm believer in Varricmancers having linked minds ;P

or a hive mind *runs away*