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[Ynqve]

So many demos. The problem I can think of is that I'm not playing them. 

 

I'm so excited for the Keep demo, the leaked pictures were so promising. I have a mighty need to know more!

[Ynqve]

Twitter thread:

 

 

Oh, ho, ho, ho....interesting, very interesting.   *strokes Varrics chesthair instead of cat*

 

Cullen: My love, what in the makers name are you doing?

Inquisitor: Uhm... It's not what it looks like...

Varric: Be gentle with her templar! It's not her fault. Few can resist the power of the chest hair.

Inquisitor: *strokes the chest hair* It's so soft, it's so thick... 

[Master Warder Z_]

Cullen: My love, what in the makers name are you doing?

Inquisitor: Uhm... It's not what it looks like...

Varric: Be gentle with her templar! It's not her fault. Few can resist the power of the chest hair.

Inquisitor: *strokes the chest hair* It's so soft, it's so thick... 

 

Inquisitor:awakens screaming covered in a in a cold sweat*

 

Cullen: "Dearest are you well?"

 

Inquisitor: "Just a bad dream my love...just a very bad dream..."

 

Cullen: *Pulls the Inquizzy into an embrace*

 

 Cullen is so mushy and comforting...

[Ynqve]

Inquisitor:awakens screaming covered in a in a cold sweat*

 

Cullen: "Dearest are you well?"

 

Inquisitor: "Just a bad dream my love...Varric shaved his chest."

 

Cullen: "OH NOES!!"

 

 Cullen is so mushy and comforting...

 

Fixed it for ya!

[Master Warder Z_]

Fixed it for ya!

 

It wasn't in need of it!

 

How dare you dash my Cullenite dreams!

[Ynqve]

It wasn't in need of it!

 

How dare you dash my Cullenite dreams!

 

Meh, it's like a bit compulsive. Once a Varricmancer and chest hair lover, always a Varricmancer and chest hair lover

[Master Warder Z_]

Meh, it's like a bit compulsive. Once a Varricmancer and chest hair lover, always a Varricmancer and chest hair lover

 

mmm well to be honest i am sort of indecisive about who i wish to romance anyway.

 

Between Sera, Cass or Cullen.

[Mrs.Chestbeard]

Cullen: My love, what in the makers name are you doing?

Inquisitor: Uhm... It's not what it looks like...

Varric: Be gentle with her templar! It's not her fault. Few can resist the power of the chest hair.

Inquisitor: *strokes the chest hair* It's so soft, it's so thick... 

 

LOL! I'm wondering if they would  be angry about the Inquisitor flirting with Varric (even though he's not a romanceable companion). If we're even able to flirt with him that is, which I don't see why not since DA2 had it. None of the LI's said anything to you about it though, it would be cool to actually get a reaction out of whoever your romancing at the time.

[Master Warder Z_]

LOL! I'm wonder if they would  be angry about the Inquisitor flirting with Varric (even though he's not a romanceable companion). If we're even able to flirt with him that is, which I don't see why not since DA2 had it. None of the LI's said anything to you about it though, it would be cool to actually get a reaction out of whoever your romancing at the time.

 

*Cass and Sera both proceed to throw weaponry at you*

 

*Ironbull flattens Varric*

 

*Jose goes and hires the crows*

 

*Vivi proceeds to burn down the room*

 

*Dorians whines to his slaves before proceeding to take a bath in human blood*

 

Something like that?
 

[Ynqve]

LOL! I'm wonder if they would  be angry about the Inquisitor flirting with Varric (even though he's not a romanceable companion). If we're even able to flirt with him that is, which I don't see why not since DA2 had it. None of the LI's said anything to you about it though, it would be cool to actually get a reaction out of whoever your romancing at the time.

 

It would be hilarious, I hope they do react. And I want a stroke the chest hair mini game. xD If they don't react, then I'll just headcanon that my quizzy told the LI that even though she loves him, the chest hair is her one true love.

 

 

Spoiler

*Cass and Sera both proceed to throw weaponry at you*

 

*Ironbull flattens Varric*

 

*Jose goes and hires the crows*

 

*Vivi proceeds to burn down the room*

 

*Dorians whines to his slaves before proceeding to take a bath in human blood*

 

Something like that?

 

From what we've heard about them, I think at least Bull and Sera might just laugh and/or join. And if you're so bloody insecure in your relationship that you feel the need for violence over something like that, then you've got serious problems. I wouldn't want my LI to act like that. That's unhealthy!

[Mrs.Chestbeard]

mmm well to be honest i am sort of indecisive about who i wish to romance anyway.

 

Between Sera, Cass or Cullen.

 

I'm so excited about romancing Cassy in DA3! I'm going for Cullen in my first playthrough but I'm definitely reserving my second run for her.

 

 

Edit:

 

*ahem* Don't mind me, just editing cuz reasons...

[Master Warder Z_]

Oh and Blackwall would challenge Varric to a Chest Hair duel.

 

[Chrys]

From what we've heard about them, I think at least Bull and Sera might just laugh and/or join. And if you're so bloody insecure in your relationship that you feel the need for violence over something like that, then you've got serious problems. I wouldn't want my LI to act like that. That's unhealthy!

 

This, so much. I often get uncomfortable when people are talking about jealous reactions because apparently an LI being violent to or threatening a character the PC flirted with is considered normal or hilarious - or even romantic....

[Master Warder Z_]

This, so much. I often get uncomfortable when people are talking about jealous reactions because apparently an LI being violent to or threatening a character the PC flirted with is considered normal or hilarious - or even romantic....

 

._.

 

I think people forget we are usually romanticizing homicidal escaped slaves, sociopathic bards, Pirates, mercenaries, abominations and etc.

 

And people gripe because they actually get...clingy?

 

Do people not realize these folks kill other people on a daily basis?

 

Why wouldn't that be where they took it?

[Ravensword]

._.
 
I think people forget we are usually romanticizing homicidal escaped slaves, sociopathic bards, Pirates, mercenaries, abominations and etc.
 
And people gripe because they actually get...clingy?
 
Do people not realize these folks kill other people on a daily basis?
 
Why wouldn't that be where they took it?

That all seems par for the course in any healthy romance in a fantasy world.

[Chernaya]

Fixed it for ya!

 

IF I WAS DRINKING WATER WHEN I READ THAT I WOULD HAVE SPAT IT OUT BECAUSE IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER LOL. 

 

mmm well to be honest i am sort of indecisive about who i wish to romance anyway.

 

Between Sera, Cass or Cullen.

 

You're interested in Sera? I for sure thought she'd be too goody-two-shoes for your taste. but cool anyways, I'm a fan, too. Prolly romance her my second playthrough after Bull. 

[Master Warder Z_]

That all seems par for the course in any healthy romance in a fantasy world.

 

Exactly; Violence is likely the only reaction.

[Ynqve]

This, so much. I often get uncomfortable when people are talking about jealous reactions because apparently an LI being violent to or threatening a character the PC flirted with is considered normal or hilarious - or even romantic....

 

Yeah, it's so far out of my comfort zone. The whole possessive/jealous thingy that some people find "romantic" is just plain scary to me. I honestly believe that in extreme cases (like Edward Cullen) they're harmful. Why you would want to romanticize that is just beyond my understanding...

[Master Warder Z_]

You're interested in Sera? I for sure thought she'd be too goody-two-shoes for your taste. but cool anyways, I'm a fan, too. Prolly romance her my second playthrough after Bull. 

 

I am interested in seeing how and if she will mature.

 

I am curious to see that as the crisis goes on and on, just how will her outlook be? will it remain the same?

 

Will she eventually be a different person even without PC prompting?

 

She seems the type to cling to a system, even if she abhors it, after all that is what Red Jenny was all about, they kept the system running so they could benefit from it.

 

Ultimately i am curious just to see who she will decide "she" is actually.

 

Cass? I have a feeling i can nudge her all the way to Lawful Evil...Sera...She will be a much more interesting experiment.

[Master Warder Z_]

Yeah, it's so far out of my comfort zone. The whole possessive/jealous thingy that some people find "romantic" is just plain scary to me. I honestly believe that in extreme cases (like Edward Cullen) they're harmful. Why you would want to romanticize that is just beyond my understanding...

 

I do not romanticize the action, i also do not romanticize the people we romance.

[Mrs.Chestbeard]

It would be hilarious, I hope they do react. And I want a stroke the chest hair mini game. xD If they don't react, then I'll just headcanon that my quizzy told the LI that even though she loves him, the chest hair is her one true love.

 

 

 

From what we've heard about them, I think at least Bull and Sera might just laugh and/or join. And if you're so bloody insecure in your relationship that you feel the need for violence over something like that, then you've got serious problems. I wouldn't want my LI to act like that. That's unhealthy!

 

*raises hand* For the record, (since my comment probably comes across as supportive to this sort of thing in-game. And it most definitely did, which is why I edited it...) I was actually thinking about how some of them would be funny if they were used in a tumblr comic or something. Example: Iron Bull tossing Sera at you instead of random objects or whatever. I wouldn't actually want my LI to be violent with the PC or anyone else because of jealousy or any reason. _{I just needed to clear the air on that because I don't want people thinking I'm the kind of person to think that stuff is okay..}

[Ynqve]

*raises hand* For the record, (since my comment probably comes across as supportive to this sort of thing in-game. And it most definitely did, which is why I edited it...) I was actually thinking about how some of them would be funny if they were used in a tumblr comic or something. Example: Iron Bull tossing Sera at you instead of random objects. I wouldn't actually want my LI to be violent with the PC or anyone else because of jealousy or any reason. _{I just needed to clear the air on that because I don't want people thinking I'm the kind of person to think that stuff is okay..}

 

Don't worry, I knew you didn't mean it like that Chesty  

[Chrys]

Yeah, it's so far out of my comfort zone. The whole possessive/jealous thingy that some people find "romantic" is just plain scary to me. I honestly believe that in extreme cases (like Edward Cullen) they're harmful. Why you would want to romanticize that is just beyond my understanding...

 

I wish I could like your post several times 

[Ynqve]

I wish I could like your post several times 

 

D'awww, have a hug instead!

[Master Warder Z_]

The moment when aerie gripped the PC by the throat and stated quite plainly that if you abandoned her or her child she would kill was so heart warming

 

Baldurs Gate did it better i think.