Also yeeeah, I'm staying out of the romance thread. I'm glad people have a place where they can complain/vent without derailing other threads, but that atmosphere is just too tense for me. Now that we know the options won't be completely equal, I'm thinking there will be people pointing that out for awhile as well as others defending... and I don't see the point in talking over and over about the obvious. This Solas thing has really tipped the edge over yet again and any opinion I might have about the matter isn't anything someone hasn't already said. When all's done, I know I'll still be able to look at it and go "this is still a huge step up from ME3 romances". xD
Also, I vote yes on the Varric show and I would like both an action/adventure starring him (and can Isabela come back? I think they make a hilarious team) as well as a side jerry springer-esque show like Jewlie mentioned because that would be just endlessly amusing. I could also see him running a "who's line is it anyway" Thedas version. 