That's actually probably one of the reasons, this is a pretty mild mannered and polite thread. We have our arguments, but they're usually quite respectful
And if there is a debate, we're good about dropping it before it gets too heated. I might know something about that. 
...k I'll just...put the rope and cement shoes back in the closet....Weren't you the one that accidentally started the rumor about Cullen?
Nah, the guy has his hands full with real trolls and other sorts of problems. However, hopefully in time they'll hear our requests and come say hello. If they do show up, no bombarding them with questions. We just thank them for stopping by and showing love to the Varric fans.
Weren't you the one that accidentally started the rumor about Cullen?
i've been caught
I was going to start a rumor that Varric's chest hair negates the effect of red lyrium, but I guess I shouldn't -sigh-
i've been caught
What was the rumor, if you don't mind me asking? -curious-
I like the way you think!
Hmmm... not a bad plan... how does one go about rioting in the Varric thread?
i've been caught
Haha, I saw that in the Twitter thread. Amazing how quickly that one spun out of control and <hugs> for the embarrassment that I know you had. If I ever need someone to craft a good forum rumor, I know who to PM. 
Hmmm... not a bad plan... how does one go about rioting in the Varric thread?
We're like the Dude of the forums. I wouldn't know where to start. 
Okay okay how about this...Bianca the woman IS Bianca the crossbow. It's like some Swan Lake BS only with crossbows instead of swans. EDIT: how did I double quote the same post? Curse you phone CURSE YOU!
Yes, yes, good. And when Anders
Oh gods, that almost sounds plausible....
Yes, yes, good. And when Anders
Spoilerthe red lyrium wedged itself into Bianca, allowing for the change in magic (i.e. the fade rifts) to alter her being. NOW, she can transform back and forth between human and weapon
And the fade rifts have now unlocked latent magical powers in dwarves, suddenlt Bianca the crossbow is now Bianca the the staff, and Varric's an asskicking dwarven mage rivaled only by Dagna in power
(am I doing this right?)
-insert Chuck Norris-esque jokes about Varric's chest hair.-
And the fade rifts have now unlocked latent magical powers in dwarves, suddenlt Bianca the crossbow is now Bianca the the staff, and Varric's an asskicking dwarven mage rivaled only by Dagna in power
(am I doing this right?)
Unfortunately, Dagna doesn't like to share her newfound power, and must challenge Varric and Bianca. In a race against time, they seek to rush the Black City, seeing who can save the world first
First and foremost, WHAT THE HECK THIS THREAD IS EXPANDING FAST (our baby is growing *sniffles*).
Secondly, yay delurkers!
Lastly, welcome back Chanda!
This thread is amazing.
Heya hun! Yeah, the thread is growing quite a bit right now. We've had several folks delurk or stop by to wish us luck.
Oh, Solas had his VA revealed today. It's on the title of his thread at the moment.
As far as this thread goes, I can finally break this out for the first time since I bookmarked it:
Unfortunately, Dagna doesn't like to share her newfound power, and must challenge Varric and Bianca. In a race against time, they seek to rush the Black City, seeing who can save the world first
Then they run into the magister's of Old who are in awe of Varric in all his glory, create a new religion to honor the Paragon of Manliness
First and foremost, WHAT THE HECK THIS THREAD IS EXPANDING FAST (our baby is growing *sniffles*).
Secondly, yay delurkers!
Lastly, welcome back Chanda!
This thread is amazing.
I know, I am so behind on my fanart post! I usually go through every single page looking for posted fanart, but I've missed a bunch here and there because you guys just go so GORRAM QUICKLY.
One night I went to bed all updated, and woke up to 40 new pages, many tears were shed
What was the rumor, if you don't mind me asking? -curious-
I made a joke teasing the Cullenites about how Cullen's last name might be Trevelyan, and some people liked the idea enough to take it to tumblr, and some people on tumblr were scared enough of it to tweet it to the Devs.
Haha, I saw that in the Twitter thread. Amazing how quickly that one spun out of control and <hugs> for the embarrassment that I know you had. If I ever need someone to craft a good forum rumor, I know who to PM.
Shutting people down, starting rumors, general sarcasm. It's what I'm here for. No embarrassment, more guilty bemusement. 
You know it would be horrible if Varric gives up on Bianca and goes after Dagna instead. I think she's too young for him, but... Y'know.
You know it would be horrible if Varric gives up on Bianca and goes after Dagna instead. I think she's too young for him, but... Y'know.
People ship Dagna/Solas and that's an even bigger age gap . It could totally work.
EDIT: Oh you said horrible, not adorable. Yeah... Varric/Dagna would totally suck! It wouldn't in anyway be the sweetest thing ever, or maybe possibly worth not being able to romance either of them definitely not
I made a joke teasing the Cullenites about how Cullen's last name might be Trevelyan, and some people liked the idea enough to take it to tumblr, and some people on tumblr were scared enough of it to tweet it to the Devs.
You're an evil genius..
Then they run into the magister's of Old who are in awe of Varric in all his glory, create a new religion to honor the Paragon of Manliness
Varric then descends from the last rift back to Thedas. The Inquisitor closes the rift behind him.
Varric then descends from the last rift back to Thedas. The Inquisitor closes the rift behind him.
We should totally be writers for bioware
I made a joke teasing the Cullenites about how Cullen's last name might be Trevelyan, and some people liked the idea enough to take it to tumblr, and some people on tumblr were scared enough of it to tweet it to the Devs.
You started that? I was like where did this even come from?
I adore you.
Shutting people down, starting rumors, general sarcasm. It's what I'm here for. No embarrassment, more guilty bemusement.
I knew I always liked your posts.
You know it would be horrible if Varric gives up on Bianca and goes after Dagna instead. I think she's too young for him, but... Y'know.
Doing some quick math, he'd be about old enough to be Dagna's mother.
OMFG, that's it! Varric is Dagna's real father, and in order to save her from the Red Templars, Varric and the Inquisitor must find the real Bianca. Will Varric reach his long lost daughter in time? Will Bianca try to get Varric back? What does Varric wear for underwear anyhow?
Tune in next week for the exciting adventures of the Paragon of Manliness!
I made a joke teasing the Cullenites about how Cullen's last name might be Trevelyan, and some people liked the idea enough to take it to tumblr, and some people on tumblr were scared enough of it to tweet it to the Devs.
Shutting people down, starting rumors, general sarcasm. It's what I'm here for. No embarrassment, more guilty bemusement.
Haha, that was you that started that? Boy people were freaking out left and right! Good job, good job!
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