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[Slukers]

_{We should totally be writers for bioware}

Wait, WAIT! 

 

I take it back, Bianca is just a crossbow and he gets with the Inquisitor (the rest can stay as is, )

 

Ok, now we can be writers for Bioware

[SilkieBantam]

Varric then descends from the last rift back to Thedas. The Inquisitor closes the rift behind him.

Then it's revealed that the Maker is real and has been hiding in the mortal realm as Varric's chest hair!

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

Wait, WAIT! 

 

I take it back, Bianca is just a crossbow and he gets with the Inquisitor (the rest can stay as is, )

 

Ok, now we can be writers for Bioware

DON'T WORRY WRITERS, We'll give you a week off and we'll do the work and add this to game

 

you're welcome

[Slukers]

 

 

OMFG, that's it!  Varric is Dagna's real father, and in order to save her from the Red Templars, Varric and the Inquisitor must find the real Bianca.  Will Varric reach his long lost daughter in time?  Will Bianca try to get Varric back?  What does Varric wear for underwear anyhow?

 

 

I'm listening... Please provide pictures... 

[Chanda]

Wow, just checked out Solas' VA. Hello, hotness! I kinda think that puts the nail in the bisexual coffin for Solas. (Meaning, he's bisexual.)

[fiveforchaos]

I knew I always liked your posts.  

 

 

 

Doing some quick math, he'd be about old enough to be Dagna's mother.

 

OMFG, that's it!  Varric is Dagna's real father, and in order to save her from the Red Templars, Varric and the Inquisitor must find the real Bianca.  Will Varric reach his long lost daughter in time?  Will Bianca try to get Varric back?  What does Varric wear for underwear anyhow?

Tune in next week for the exciting adventures of the Paragon of Manliness! 

I think your math is off. Dagna will be 29 in this game, Varric will be 40-41. Someone on the twitter thread mentioned they were in a relationship with roughly that exact same age gap. 

[Grieving Natashina]

I'm listening... Please provide pictures... 

Oh, I'm sure they are on tumblr, but I'm not googling for that.  Even with the safety filters on.  

[BabyFratelli]

You're an evil genius..

 

[Slukers]

Then it's revealed that the Maker is real and has been hiding in the mortal realm as Varric's chest hair!

 

I'm trying so hard not to laugh, as my hubby is taking a nap before work, but it is so hard with gems like this!

[Grieving Natashina]

I think your math is off. Dagna will be 29 in this game, Varric will be 40-41. Someone on the twitter thread mentioned they were in a relationship with roughly that exact same age gap. 

He was a very amorous 12 year old? _Kidding.

 

My best friend is 34 and his girlfriend is 46, so that's much the same.

[fiveforchaos]

He was a very amorous 12 year old? _Kidding.

 

I think you're mixing up Varric with Oberyn Martell  

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

The truth of the underwear is in his hand

Spoiler

[BabyFratelli]

Bianca. *Grabby hands* I hope we find out more about her. I can imagine hearing a lot if Varric is a romance option, maybe only a tiny bit more if he isn't. 

[Ynqve]

The truth of the underwear is in his hand

Spoiler

 

Nekkid Varric, just one of the many reasons why everyone should read that comic 

[fiveforchaos]

 

Wow, just checked out Solas' VA. Hello, hotness! I kinda think that puts the nail in the bisexual coffin for Solas. (Meaning, he's bisexual.)

Just because the actor (who's straight IRL I believe), played a bisexual character doesn't mean another character he plays will also be bisexual (But it is promising for Solas fans). 

 

 

[Ynqve]

 

 

Just because the actor (who's straight IRL I believe), played a bisexual character doesn't mean another character he plays will also be bisexual (But it is promising for Solas fans). 

 

 

 

 

Exactly, it doesn't really mean anything for Solas as a character. But if it makes them happy, who am I to rain on their parade

[Foelhe]

 

 

Just because the actor (who's straight IRL I believe), played a bisexual character doesn't mean another character he plays will also be bisexual (But it is promising for Solas fans). 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, let's not get too carried away here. Remember, VAs are hired because they can do the character in all respects, not just as romance options. I doubt they'd've hired a guy who couldn't play Solas just because they wanted someone who could play a bisexual, and I doubt they would've turned away a bisexual actor if he'd do a good job playing a straight character.

 

Edit: Not that he's bisexual. You know what I mean.

[Grieving Natashina]

Exactly, it doesn't really mean anything for Solas as a character. But if it makes them happy, who am I to rain on their parade

Agreed.  If anything, I'll happily go over to his thread and congratulate his fans if he is a LI.

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

Yep! Be supportive.

[Chanda]

The truth of the underwear is in his hand

Spoiler

 

I mistook Bianca's boot as something else. I was like... UH, "Good morning, Wood!" Then I realized it was her boot, lol.

 

Oh, and I wasn't saying that Solas will be bisexual because his straight VA played a bisexual character before. I just think that it's normal for Bioware to include a bisexual male elf, because it's been done in Origins and in DA2. And the VA is super hot. With a super hot voice.

[Grieving Natashina]

This is how I feel oftentimes when I come into this thread:

 

[Ynqve]

I mistook Bianca's boot as something else. I was like... UH, "Good morning, Wood!" Then I realized it was her boot, lol.

 

Oh, and I wasn't saying that Solas will be bisexual because his straight VA played a bisexual character before. I just think that it's normal for Bioware to include a bisexual male elf, because it's been done in Origins and in DA2. And the VA is super hot. With a super hot voice.

 

They have always had a romancable warden, but I still don't think Blackwall is likely to be a LI.

[Foelhe]

I mistook Bianca's boot as something else. I was like... UH, "Good morning, Wood!" Then I realized it was her boot, lol.

 

Oh, and I wasn't saying that Solas will be bisexual because his straight VA played a bisexual character before. I just think that it's normal for Bioware to include a bisexual male elf, because it's been done in Origins and in DA2. And the VA is super hot. With a super hot voice.

 

I'll be honest, that's kind of why I'd rather Solas wasn't an LI this time around. I don't hate the pattern or anything, but I prefer some variety.

[fiveforchaos]

I mistook Bianca's boot as something else. I was like... UH, "Good morning, Wood!" Then I realized it was her boot, lol.

 

Oh, and I wasn't saying that Solas will be bisexual because his straight VA played a bisexual character before. I just think that it's normal for Bioware to include a bisexual male elf, because it's been done in Origins and in DA2. And the VA is super hot. With a super hot voice.

Well by that argument Varric, Iron Bull, and Solas must all be bisexual LIs . I'd be perfectly okay with that outcome. 

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

Well by that argument Varric, Iron Bull, and Solas must all be bisexual LIs . I'd be perfectly okay with that outcome. 

Brian Bloom is the hottest imo.

 

it should really say IMVBO (In my very biased opinion)