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Varric the Storyteller: Keeping us company in the Keep


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#21876
Firecracker048

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I've gotten a lot of use from it lately with Shadow Of Mordor, and Evil Within releases next tuesday.

 

Before that ? I think the last time I played it was UFC...which released in june. 

 

I love my PS4, it is a lovely netflix machine. But I hope the games start coming out with less time between them next year. 

Well remember PS3 had that problem at the beginning too



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Well remember PS3 had that problem at the beginning too

I do indeed remember, and I wasn't bashing it at all. But I simply haven't used it much this year. It was mostly said for humor.  :P



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Well remember PS3 had that problem at the beginning too

 

It's mainly due to Sony having a very soft market with the main publishing houses in the States, not to mention that fiasco last year with EA and them losing the rights to house several games on their machine due to Microsoft being willing to pay an outrageous sum to keep their exclusives like Titan Fall.



#21879
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-looks at page 876-

 

hey, we're not that far to 1000 guys! do you think we can make it to 1k before November 18th? :D



#21880
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-looks at page 876-

 

hey, we're not that far to 1000 guys! do you think we can make it to 1k before November 18th? :D

 

Oh I hope so! :D



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-looks at page 876-

 

hey, we're not that far to 1000 guys! do you think we can make it to 1k before November 18th? :D

Sure! How about a prompt? Everybody write some Varric banters!



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-looks at page 876-

 

hey, we're not that far to 1000 guys! do you think we can make it to 1k before November 18th? :D

It is possible, but we'd have to really get this place alive again. Like it was when we were all praying for our Varricmance. Speaking of that...

 

Varric_Prayer.jpg

 

Just for old times sake. 


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#21883
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Sure! How about a prompt? Everybody write some Varric banters!

 

me: -weeping- but i want to love you!

varric: i know, i get that a lot -pat pat-

 

>.>


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me: -weeping- but i want to love you!

varric: i know, i get that a lot -pat pat-

 

>.>

 

I wonder if he would find it creepy...

 

I mean the Inquisitor leering after him.



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It is possible, but we'd have to really get this place alive again. Like it was when we were all praying for our Varricmance. Speaking of that...

 

*snip*

 

Just for old times sake. 

 

haha maybe we should edit the text to pray for a dwarf romance in the next game.

 

EDIT: Well, maybe we should theorize what we'd like a dwarfmance for DA4. lol

 

Well, I'd like a girl and guy option and I would love for us to have a female qunari as well.


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#21886
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-looks at page 876-

 

hey, we're not that far to 1000 guys! do you think we can make it to 1k before November 18th? :D

 

That would be awesome!  Plus, I'm only a few posts off my own 1000 as well!


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#21887
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i realized i could just combine my two posts into one... silly me >.> 



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Varric: So, baldy-

 

Solas: Must you call me that ? You can't think up something more clever ?

 

Varric: Well of course I can, but why would I ? It's the first thing people will notice about you Baldy, you must know that.

 

Solas: Oh ? You sure it won't be the ears ? Or the Staff ? 

 

Varric: Absolutely sure ! They probably won't be able to see anything else. Y'know if the sun hits that thing right it's blinding..you must spend an awful lot of time polishing it

 

Solas: What ? I do not polish my head. And besides it's not polishing. It's a wax made from-...****.

 

Varric: If it helps any, I comb my chest hair regularly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best I got, not much of a writer.


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Varric: "So Cole...about you and this whole spirit business..."

 

Cole: "I cannot help what i am anymore then you can Varric."

 

Varric: "Its not that but its just the last time i ran into a spirit it didn't exactly end well."

 

Cole: "I'm not Anders."

 

Varric: "...And that's what worries me."

 

Cole: "what?"

 

Varric: "Nothing, Come on best we get back to work."



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Varric VS Cassandra

 

*Cassandra trying to be nice*

 

Cassandra: That is an interesting crossbow.

 

Varric: Her name is Bianca.

 

Cassandra: I see. Have you had her long?

 

Varric: I wouldn't so crude as to say I've 'had' her. She has been with me for many years though.

 

Cassandra: Right. May I have a closer look?

 

Varric: *holds Bianca away* Back off! You will not molest my Bianca!

 

Inquisitor: Seeker! How rude! One does not simply ask to 'take a closer look' at a lady of such refinement!

 

Cassandra: It's just a crossbow...

 

Varric: *holds a hand to his heart, shocked gasp* Don't listen, Bianca! She doesn't know what she's talking about!

 

Inquisitor: *mimicking Varric* Of all the... For shame! I wouldn't have thought even you capable of such rudeness!

 

Cassandra: *annoyed* Let's just keep walking. *stalks off*

 

Varric and Inquisitor: *brofist*


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Varric: So Scribbles...

 

Josephine: That is not my name, Varric.

 

Varric: Tomato, tomaato. Scribbles, listen, you need to become my apprentice.

 

Josephine: Your what?

 

Varric: My apprentice. I promise it will be a lot more fun then doing whatever it is you do. You take down the stories I tell and I'll even let you tell a tale or two.

 

Josphine: Haha, thank you. But I must decline, ser dwarf. I'm not as... creative as you.

 

Varric: You wound me, madam. Why would you call me 'ser dwarf'?

 

Josephine: -raises eyebrow- Because that is what you are. Just as I am a human.

 

Varric: Yes, but just 'ser dwarf'? Not The ser dwarf? Or perhaps the ser dwarf to end all dwarves?

 

Josephine: You intend to be the end of dwarven kind?

 

Varric: Whatever makes you say that?

 

Josephine: Because you just refered to yourself as the dwarf to end all dwarves. One could then infer that you'd then be the end of dwarven kind. What do you plan to do? Subvert the Inquisition and launch your own Exalted March on Orzammar?

 

Varric: Nice story you got there, Scribbles. See? You're a natural.

 

(end scene)


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#21892
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i'm so excited for Dragon Age Inquisition I dreamt of coming up with my inquisitor last night.

and I don't mean dreaming of playing around with character creation, I mean dreaming of me standing around at work while I thought of what race/class my character would be and who s/he would romance.

i'm a very silly person...

 

 

That being said, yes, what kind of qunari female romance would you like to see in the next game? and what kind of fe/male dwarves would you guys like to see?



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Will varric be a romancable character? If so will he only go for a dwarven inquistitor



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No, no he won't...:(



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Will varric be a romancable character? If so will he only go for a dwarven inquistitor


Nay, unfortunately.

#21896
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So how are things in the Varric thread? How is my trusty dwarf & best buddy?

 

Also, how do you guys think possible interactions might go, if he gets to meet up with Hawke in this game?



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So how are things in the Varric thread? How is my trusty dwarf & best buddy?

 

Also, how do you guys think possible interactions might go, if he gets to meet up with Hawke in this game?

I'd say his interaction with Hawke will be based partly on Hawke's personality and partly on where or not he was a friend or a rival


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I'd say his interaction with Hawke will be based partly on Hawke's personality and partly on where or not he was a friend or a rival

With my Hawke... I demand a slow motion "Running towards each other" hug with manly tears shed. And given my Hawke's love interest, Merrill stuck between them also crying. Not really because she's in on the joke, she's just fitting in.

All the while the Inquisition stands to the side... Completely unsure on how to react.


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I'd say his interaction with Hawke will be based partly on Hawke's personality and partly on where or not he was a friend or a rival

 

Rivalry reunion:

 

 

Friendship reunion:

 


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I will never not like this picture. :D


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