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Varric the Storyteller: Keeping us company in the Keep


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#24601
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Long time no see guys...glad to see everythings so cordial.  :huh:

 

 

Of course Warder would be talking about killing Varric, somehow I am not surprised by this.  :rolleyes:

 

 

So, small rant. I've been replaying through the Mass Effect series. I romanced Kaidan in ME1 which I've done before. I actually really like Kaidan, he's a good guy.

 

For ME2 I decided to go with Jacob who, again. I actually like. Always seemed like a bro and I've never romanced him before so why not ? 

 

So question......WHO THE HELL WROTE HIS CHARACTER FOR ME3 ?!?! WHY WAS I NOT WARNED ABOUT THIS ?!?! 

 

I mean, who actually thought having him cheat on you was a good idea. Who actually cleared that.....

 

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so stupid.

 

Anyway, good to see everyone, rant over. 

 

Wait, you didn't know about Jacob? 

 

Aaahahahah I'm sorry, I shouldn't find this funny but yeah. Welcome to team 'slap that mofo and send him to his goddamn vents'.  It's the worst decision they've ever done for a companion. Best part? When he says they're going to name the baby after you. Really Jacob? Your new gf wants to name your baby after the woman you cheated on? Wtf is wrong with her? Who came up with that and thought it was a good idea? xD


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Wait, you didn't know about Jacob? 

 

Aaahahahah I'm sorry, I shouldn't find this funny but yeah. Welcome to team 'slap that mofo and send him to his goddamn vents'.  It's the worst decision they've ever done for a companion. Best part? When he says they're going to name the baby after you. Really Jacob? Your new gf wants to name your baby after the woman you cheated on? Wtf is wrong with her? Who came up with that and thought it was a good idea? xD

Yeeeah, I just thought it changed if you romanced him and he would still be with you...oh well, I was gonna drop him for Kaidan anyway. He was my favorite. 


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#24603
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Yeeeah, I just thought it changed if you romanced him and he would still be with you...oh well, I was gonna drop him for Kaidan anyway. He was my favorite. 

 

Yeah, it's a weird one.  "Shepard stuck on Earth for, what, six months?  Okay, time to get a new special friend and get her pregnant!  Woohoo!"


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A little comic by Geth-and-Dragons

 

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Long time no see guys...glad to see everythings so cordial.   :huh:

 

 

Of course Warder would be talking about killing Varric, somehow I am not surprised by this.   :rolleyes:

 

 

So, small rant. I've been replaying through the Mass Effect series. I romanced Kaidan in ME1 which I've done before. I actually really like Kaidan, he's a good guy.

 

For ME2 I decided to go with Jacob who, again. I actually like. Always seemed like a bro and I've never romanced him before so why not ? 

 

So question......WHO THE HELL WROTE HIS CHARACTER FOR ME3 ?!?! WHY WAS I NOT WARNED ABOUT THIS ?!?! 

 

I mean, who actually thought having him cheat on you was a good idea. Who actually cleared that.....

 

so stupid.

 

Anyway, good to see everyone, rant over. 

 

 

Oh ****. I'm sorry you had to go through that BS. To be honest, I've always been kinda mad they did that. Sure, it happens in life, but I don't want that kinda drama in my game romances... erg. Luckily I never went past one or two flirts with Jacob because he kinda bored me personally, dodged a bullet with that one. I love the ME series, but the romance options for my FemShep were pretty damn limited if I wanted her to be happy. *eyeroll*

 

 

A little comic by Geth-and-Dragons

 

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d'aww! That was great haha. 



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Oh ****. I'm sorry you had to go through that BS. To be honest, I've always been kinda mad they did that. Sure, it happens in life, but I don't want that kinda drama in my game romances... erg. Luckily I never went past one or two flirts with Jacob because he kinda bored me personally, dodged a bullet with that one. I love the ME series, but the romance options for my FemShep were pretty damn limited if I wanted her to be happy. *eyeroll*


Could be worse. My Femshep romanced Thane.
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#24607
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Could be worse. My Femshep romanced Thane.

 

I dunno... I romanced Kaidan. XD But you're right, at least that's not as tragic hahaha. I really wanted Jack so bad ugh



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Wait, you didn't know about Jacob? 

 

Aaahahahah I'm sorry, I shouldn't find this funny but yeah. Welcome to team 'slap that mofo and send him to his goddamn vents'.  It's the worst decision they've ever done for a companion. Best part? When he says they're going to name the baby after you. Really Jacob? Your new gf wants to name your baby after the woman you cheated on? Wtf is wrong with her? Who came up with that and thought it was a good idea? xD

 

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Could be worse. My Femshep romanced Thane.

 

At least you were semi prepared for his death (even though they dangled the rumor for a cure in front of you). The Jacob thing comes out of nowhere.

 

I suppose they made up for it by making Garrus the best romance ever! Kaidan's nice and all, but Garrus is space-Batman. You can't compete with that!


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swag_troll_face_fur_coat_trollface_mask_

 

Hahaha xD

 

It does make total sense if you think of Brynn as snarky!Hawke. She would come up with something insane like that :P


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At least you were semi prepared for his death (even though they dangled the rumor for a cure in front of you). The Jacob thing comes out of nowhere.

 

I suppose they made up for it by making Garrus the best romance ever! Kaidan's nice and all, but Garrus is space-Batman. You can't compete with that!

 

Sometimes I really wish I wasn't a goody good and cheated on Kaidan with Garrus. XD But then I would be Jacob. Damn. I was tempted though. He makes an awesome best friend too at least. <3



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Yeah that Jacob thing should have only of happened if you didn't romance him, really glad that the way Shepard talked to him really put me off of wanting to try a romance with him since I usually try to try every romance once. At least you can smack him one in the Citadel DLC though I doubt that really satisfies  a lot of people burned by him. Though I am curious did his new girl even know about you and him? If not would have been better imo to give her a heads up on what she's dealing with after all he might take off on another woman while she spends a few days in the hospital after giving birth.

 

 

And a picture to make this Varric related  :whistle:

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So still very much an on top post kind of but not really.


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Hahaha xD

 

It does make total sense if you think of Brynn as snarky!Hawke. She would come up with something insane like that :P

 

I'm a Liara only kinda person so I was safe from that trainwreck buuuuuut a part of me would have been happy to see that shuttle with those two on board burst into flames on take-off, welp that's if I was the injured party in all of that. :whistle:


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Sometimes I really wish I wasn't a goody good and cheated on Kaidan with Garrus. XD But then I would be Jacob. Damn. I was tempted though. He makes an awesome best friend too at least. <3

 

Meh, after Horizon I kinda figured that Shepard didn't owe him anything so I had no problem picking Garrus. :P

Liara on the other hand, I would have felt so bad cheating on her.

 

I'm a Liara only kinda person so I was safe from that trainwreck buuuuuut a part of me would have been happy to see that shuttle with those two on board burst into flames on take-off, welp that's if I was the injured party in all of that. :whistle:

 

I never romanced him either, I was going to but then I saw what happened in ME3 and just went 

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I still can't believe they did that. So what if he's the least popular guy? And he just had to be the only black guy? Well done, ME writing team!


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Jacob never even seemed the type to do such a thing either. He was so serious and straight-laced, when I found out it even happens in romance I was really surprised. What a kick in the face. Would have been fine if they just left it out for a romanced file! jeez.



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Maybe its like when you play peekaboo with a baby much like the baby thinks you've vanished Jacob thought the same of Shepard and thought she ceased to be? A horrible form of logic but the only thing I can think of at the moment.



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That cat comic is really cute and I'm not even a cat person. I'd love to see Varric hiding a kitten in his chest xD

 

It annoys me a bit that fanart keeps using Sparkles when the nickname is Sparkler. Maybe none of them have subtitles on.



#24618
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I never use subtitles.  There are a few times where I don't quite catch what is said (usually the non-cinematic conversations, where the voices are too quiet) but otherwise I can hear them fine.

 

Oh.  Killed another dragon today.  Next, I should really go to the ball.



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I have problems paying attention to what people are saying in movies/games because I get easily distracted by the visuals so I always keep subtitles on. It works much better for me that way. XD 



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I actually like Jacob. Then again I never romanced him so him cheating on Brynn with Shepard* never happened with me. As long as you don't romance him, he is a good guy.

 

* I think Shepard is the other woman in this scenario. 



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So today, my friend and I was talking about Varric being the Garrus of the Dragon Age series. He's a big fan of Mass Effect and Garrus. He doesn't see how they are, but I can. They both are well loved by the fans. They both don't like drama, but always manages to be right in the middle of it. Their weapons causes for them to be able to shoot a target with a keen eye. They both are very down-to-earth kind of people. They keep their protagonist sane, and reminds them that every once in a while they can be cool and relax. The list goes on really, lol.  :P


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So today, my friend and I was talking about Varric being the Garrus of the Dragon Age series. He's a big fan of Mass Effect and Garrus. He doesn't see how they are, but I can. They both are well loved by the fans. They both don't like drama, but always manages to be right in the middle of it. Their weapons causes for them to be able to shoot a target with a keen eye. They both are very down-to-earth kind of people. They keep their protagonist sane, and reminds them that every once in a while they can be cool and relax. The list goes on really, lol.  :P

I don't see how they are similar other than they are men who use ranged weaponry. 



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Yeah, they are both definitely the "bros", and there's nothing wrong with that. The chillax and nice demeanor, the humorous remarks and supportive nature. And you make a good point on hating drama but always being in the center of it. xD

 

The fact I didn't romance Garrus made them feel even more similar to me actually, being the companions I have an amazing platonic bond with and feel I can talk to about anything. I felt that way moreso for DA2 Varric, but it's still there a bit in DAI. 


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But Garrus loves drama. He always is happy when he says "Just like old times" referring to other drama he got in. 



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Yeah, they are both definitely the "bros", and there's nothing wrong with that. The chillax and nice demeanor, the humorous remarks supportive nature. And you make a good point on hating drama but always being in the center of it. xD

 

The fact I didn't romance Garrus made them feel even more similar to me actually, being the companions I have an amazing platonic bond with and feel I can talk to about anything. I felt that way moreso for DA2 Varric, but it's still there a bit in DAI. 

Yea I was trying to have Cadash be best buddy with a fellow dwarf, but Varric was all like "Back off, bro! You're a freaking messiah, and it's intimidating to think of you as a friend." My Cadash settled with Dorian and Cole anyway, but Varric will always be bro no matter what. He's my third favorite character in the series! 


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