I know you disagree. That was the reason I offered my differing opinion: To show that not everyone feels the same as you and not everyone is dissatisfied. I'm just curious, if you haven't liked any romance option so far, what kind of person do you want to romance?
Neither of our opinions is objective, It's an opinion. You feel those characters are interesting, I don't. I've seen the "defrosting ice queen" the "sweet girl next door" the "sexy vixen" etc...many times and it's old to me. Where you find Leliana's romance endearing, I find it creepy, etc...
It's not true I did like some of the romances. I liked Garrus, Liara, Tali, Samantha, Morrigan, Mirranda, San Lian, I thought Johani was very sweet too. I think that Bioware is better at writing female characters.
I said in the beiginning that I want a guy who is genius in what he and very wise. I would also like him to have a bit of a cold personality and to be funny but in a smart kind of way. He can Have a dark past as long as he dosent talk about it a lot. Do you know Itachi uchiha from Naruto? Kind of like him...
Alistair is naive, immature, and uses his goofy humor as a self-defense mechanism. He's generally good natured, but is easily petulant if you disagree with him. Plus, you can 'harden' his personality to be more logical and decisive and less emotional. Once in the romance, he's a romantic, but it's less confident and more awkward and adolescent.
Kaidan is more of a "classic" leading man for women. He's genuinely nice, but he's also got an opinion. His sense of humor is more wry. He's smart and often offers a counterpoint to Shepard. He's supportive of Shepard, but will also challenge him/her if he disagrees with him/her. He's also got a romantic side, but is more confident and mature.
Carth is bitter, defensive, and aggressive at first. He has major trust issues and it takes quite some work from Revan to de-ice him. He's definitely more emotional than logical. He's got highs and lows throughout the relationship, going from being romantic and supportive, to aggressive and confrontational. He also suffers from Carth Syndrome, so a bulk of his romance is around his getting over his dead wife.
Sky is a bit like a combination of Kaidan and Carth. He's supportive and "nice" with a sense of humor, but he suffers HARD from Carth Syndrome (having not just a dead wife, but also a dead daughter). His romance, however, is less about "learning to trust again" and more about "learning to let go". Even though he's the least "original" of these guys, he actually came before Kaidan, so it's more accurate to say that Kaidan is a bit like Sky minus Carth.
Jacob is nothing like these other guys. He's not really emotional at all. I tried doing this romance once with one of my femShep's and it was pretty darn boring. It starts being pretty one-sided (with Shep being the aggressor), and I never really got the impression that Jacob was "in love" so much as "hooking up with" Shep. He's super professional and not emotional at all. In fact, it was like trying to get blood from a stone. To me, he's more of a supporting character than a leading man because he's just not that interesting and doesn't give much beyond the one questline with his father.
I think that these guys are all different. Their personalities are different. Their storylines are different. Their romance arcs are different.
Ok so, I disagree with most of it. many of the female romance go this way, not alway in the same order:
You talk to the guy and he lets you know by accident that they like you.
You have the talk of we don't want our romance to get in the middel of the mission, or that they don't want to heart you, or you'll be better off withought them.
They tell you about thier dark past, which they all seem to have:
Alister: the kings bastered wes sent to bording school because his uncels wife didn't like him/
Sky: his doughter and wife were killed.
Carth: his wife got killed.
Fenris: was a slave.
Anders: became an abomination
Jacob: saved the citadel and never got any thanks for it.
Kidan: was sent to a bording school with an evil teacher.
All of them except jacob (I think) chanllenge the protagonists belives.
Alister with Logain, Isold and Johan.
Sky with the water dragon.
Carth if you becoume a sith.
Anders if your pro templar.
Fenris if your pro mage.
Kaiden with whenever you think he challnges us.
They are all brave.
Carth gos after you to the star forge to bring you back to the light side.
Jacob volentire to go through the tunell
sky gos to spy on the enemy and get ijurd in the prosess.
If you romance Alister and dont to the ritual with morrigan he will stab the dragon instead of you.
Kaidan tells you to get Ashely.
I'll update it if I think of anything more.
I don't find any of them funny except maybe Alister. What might make them seem funny is the bretern with the other much funnier characters.
The way you describe Alisters Romance souds just like Garrus romance.
Also, would you mind Anwering another qustion? What are thier hobbis? What do they like and dislike to do in thier past time?