Now that its been confirmed that not only can we customize specific things in our keep (beds, tapestries, thrones, etc) but also gain a bonus depending on certain decor, what do you hope to see in the game?
Things i want in my Skyhold:
and nug heads to decorate the walls
How about you guys?
****! I was gonna say blood.
...Same.
Because the new website hates me and won't let me post pictures from google, I'll just list them.
Ferelden rugs, Orlesian beds and couches, Antivan silk drapes, nice paintings of Andraste/King Maric/Hero of Ferelden/beautiful scenery/Dragons, bust of myself, Bookshelves, a mess hall, a nice platinum throne with red inner lining, a lion statue, a Hero of Ferelden statue and a mosaic of Calenhand.
The second I read the title of the Tread I thought " The Head's of my enemy's"
It's good to know that I'm not the only blood thirsty, murdering psychopath on the BSN. Happy Days 
Severed Heads in every Room! 
Including the privy
This is not decoration per say but what I think should be in Skyhold.
That's just about it, I think. 
Penis statues. Everywhere. Like this-
Make it happen, Bioware.
this, and also add the option to remodel any towers into giant penises... and any and all silverware should also be in the shape of penises...also the hilts and handles of weapons... instead of tower shields, penis shields...penisssss~ 8===D
This is not decoration per say but what I think should be in Skyhold.
- Moon Door.
- Erotic Statues and Tapestries.
- Library with all types of books including friend fiction.
- Secret Passageways.
- Aviary to store birds for communication
- Eluvian for fast travel.
- Danger Room to practice combat. A medieval version of the X-Men one.
- Experiment Room to test new explosives, potions and poisons.
- Well stocked bar with poles for pole dancing and stripping.
That's just about it, I think.
1. A nice idea, doubt it'll ever be added
2. Doable and probably will be an option..probably. (Exotic will be more likely rather than Erotic)
3. Library is a given for any base in these types of games, not sure about the "friend fiction" though
4. Not exactly a decoration, not really needed I think.
5. hell yes, owls or ravens please~ I'd say pigeons but with Shale roaming around Thedas, our communications may or may not reach their destinations
6. Meh, they're rare and I doubt Morrigan would recreate whatever she did to make them work.
7. Why a room? The usual Training grounds would work fine.
8. A lab would be nice, wouldn't test explosives in there though.
9. ....come on now. 
This will fit in quite nicely. 
Penis statues. Everywhere. Like this-
Make it happen, Bioware.
Oh God! 
Salma Hayek in my keep's bar
That iron throne is hilarious.
But, what do i want?
1. Giant dragon skulls would be good (It would be a cool quest reward for killing a dragon)
2. Portraits of my character painted personally by Leliana, Sera, and Iron Bull
3. An aquarium with magic force fields in the place of glass
4. A musical troupe that's always available to play songs like "Bear and the Maiden Fair"
5. A wine cellar
6. A room just for shoes
7. A wyvern training ground
8. A bachelor cave where I can play guitar loudly and badly
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No sense in me replying to this thread ... everyone chose the best options in the first 3 posts.
I was going to say the heads of my enemies 
7. A
wyvernDRAGON training ground
There we go
As long as there's a sex-grotto somewhere, I don't care how the rest of the keep looks.
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As long as there's a sex-grotto somewhere, I don't care how the rest of the keep looks.
What's a sex-grotto??? Is that like where Ariel and the mermaids have sex?
Whores, whores everywhere. Covered in cheese.
what kind of cheese? I'm imagining a bunch of women with cheese wheels stacked on top of them...
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what kind of cheese? I'm imagining a bunch of women with cheese wheels stacked on top of them...
Did you know Cheese ****** has it's own UD entry? True story. http://www.urbandict...rm=cheese ******
*Hey! How come you could say ****** and I couldn't? ****** ****** ******
**lolwut
Dammit, I wanted to say "the heads of my enemies" too.
What's a sex-grotto??? Is that like where Ariel and the mermaids have sex?
No, just an underground pool of water where regular people have sex. (And by regular people, I mean the type of folks who hang out at the Playboy Mansion.)
Mermaids are just the silly sex-starved imaginings of drunken sailors. You know a man is hard up when he can be lured to a watery doom by the promise of just half a woman.
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