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[L. Han]

Pancake stations and waffle irons!

[Ryzaki]

Herbs and flowers.

 

Maybe a few demon corpses for some spark.

[Hizoku]

 

 

 

Mermaids are just the silly sex-starved imaginings of drunken sailors. You know a man is hard up when he can be lured to a watery doom by the promise of just half a woman.

 

not even the "right" half either... xD

[thats1evildude]

not even the "right" half either... xD

But if the top half was a fish, would you really want to have sex with it anyway?

[Hizoku]

But if the top half was a fish, would you really want to have sex with it anyway?

well, if i were a sex starved drunken sailor that hasn't even seen a woman in months... I'd make it work somehow.

[zambingo]

I'm going to do an Edward Norton from Italian Job by having one of everyone else's ideas.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

The Warden's head mounted above a throne made of his bones

[SerCambria358]

The Warden's head mounted above a throne made of his bones

You disliked your own character that much?

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

You disliked your own character that much?

Those emotionless dead eyes still give me nightmares

 

 

...also im a psychopath

[SerCambria358]

Those emotionless dead eyes still give me nightmares

 

 

...also im a psychopath

Riiiiight

[DavoRaydn]

- weapon racks

- armour stands

- a bar/lounge area with pool table and some classic arcade games and a stripper pole  

[Chanda]

Flowers. Lace. Chintz chairs everywhere!!

 

Think of Madame Trelawney's classroom, but prettier.

[metatheurgist]

[Vindicare175]

Big , magnificent Throne room , with a big throne , very stylish with lots of silver and gold on it. Relaxation room with half naked women (and some men for the ladies) around and a HUGE spread of food. Armor Stands and Weapon racks here and there , Suggestive / Erotic decoration. Basically all style and expensive decor everywhere! You'd walk in and think * Why is this 1 Palace / Castle so well decorated ... when the money would be better spent on literally everything else ?*

[Cornughon]

-Torture chamber with all kinds of 'workout' equipment.
-The sex grotto/Harem bar/or maybe just a plain old whorehouse (why not it's the middle ages!). You can handpick your selection of concubines from the countryside. Oh and you can also pick guys ofcourse. For those who're interested...
"A mighty fine lass of a daughter you have there mister farmer! I'll pay you 5 gold pieces for her to come and work for me at my castle! I promise we'll take good care of her!"

[Vindicare175]

-Torture chamber with all kinds of 'workout' equipment.
-The sex grotto/Harem bar/or maybe just a plain old whorehouse (why not it's the middle ages!). You can handpick your selection of concubines from the countryside. Oh and you can also pick guys ofcourse. For those who're interested...
"A mighty fine lass of a daughter you have there mister farmer! I'll pay you 5 gold pieces for her to come and work for me at my castle! I promise we'll take good care of her!"

 

So.. your this guy..  http://ts2.mm.bing.n...364557&pid=15.1

[Deflagratio]

What's a sex-grotto???...

 

If you assume Hugh Hefner's case is typical, it's a way to be a thousand years old and still get laid by dozens of 18-21 year olds.

[Feybrad]

Religious Symbolry imported from Par Vollen, of course!

 

And Bird Statues. RED Bird Statues.

[Xerxes52]

1. Throne room with trap door leading to dungeons.

2. Food court, stocked with sushi, pizza, fried chicken, and ice cream kiosks.

3. Coliseum-sized arena. Can be made water-tight to simulate naval battles.

4. Harem chamber.

5. Trophy room to display stuffed corpses of animals/monsters/people I've killed.

6. Giant catapult (used to launch deserters, traitors, and various criminal scum into the nearest cliff face).

7. Pit for my giant pet snake.

8. Chapel for worship of said giant pet snake.

9. Endless labyrinthine dungeons, occasional shambling horrors included.

Half of those might be serious.

[PillarBiter]

I vote page 1 of this topic to be the funniest page on the forum.

 

 

 

Also, I want a gargantuan statue of a Bear f***ing a goat in the entry hall of my keep. I mean, make it unmissable, the first thing everyone who enters sees.

 

And I want every NPC visiting my castle to ask: "why is there a statue of a bear doing a goat here?"

To which the inquisitor replies everytime: "Why not?"

/end of conversation

[Roamingmachine]

I'm thinking indoor gardens all over the place with wines covering the walls along with the flayed skins of my enemies. My dale elf is not to be messed with

[90s Luke]

Paintings of Cassandra....

[Revelat0]

If you remove all the modern displays, and guns, and keep the architecture and color themes I hope to accomplish something like this:

 

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and of course a throne like this, and similar color scheme as for my inquisition (replace rifle with with staff)

 

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[Ineedaname]

Solas preparing your inquisition ball

You Serah were my first guffaw of the morning. Cheers to you.

Now I have to go clean up the coffee I spewed while laughing. :-D