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[metalfenix]

My Magic staff - "Oops, it wasn't me, I swear"

[Rolling Flame]

Shield of the Marauder.

[KC_Prototype]

Sword(longsword): Stormblade

 

Shield: Dragonshade

 

Greatsword: Vanquish

 

Bow: Black Widow

 

Daggers: Salt 'n' Peppa

 

Staff: The Crucible 

[movieguyabw]

I'm naming my murder-knife "Rabbitslayer"  

[Little Princess Peach]

mage stave: The pointy Wonder

sword: left arm of doomles

Shield: Cookie of justice

one hand weapon: Damn dats big

Daggers: I can't belive it's not pointy

[Gtdef]

Shield: Your face.

[Schreckstoff]

Spoiler

http://t2.gstatic.co...u474Csayvz-k6Lm

Unfortunately doing it from my phone is less fulfilling: (

https://lh4.ggpht.co...Kr-FZ6rxP0Kq4oN

Why isn't it working adding a [ img] [/ img] should display the image

[Eternal Phoenix]

My Greatsword will have many aliases:

• Big Long Penis
• Vagina Destroyer
• Rectum Crusher
• Big Man ****
• The Inquisitor's Willy
• Morrigan's Delight
• Lelianna's Ride
• Sera's Secret Joyride
• Wynne's Riding Death
• Flemeth's Rocket
• **** Blocker of Mages
• Largest Willy in Thedas
• It's Over 9000 Inches Long but My Actual Dick Size is Still Bigger
• Inhumanly Long
• Adam to your Eve
• Biggest **** in Orlais
• Biggest **** in the World
• Even Liara's Rode it and She's Not Even in This Universe
• Impregnator
• Possible ToS Violation
• Censored Stuff

The Inquisitor: "I have to come to put an end to your fade trickery Kangaxx! Taste the steel of the "The Inquisitor's Willy" and return to the forgotten realms!"

Please don't ban me Bioware mods...

 

[Razored1313]

well the daggers will be "The Murder Knives" that goes without saying 

 

as for the others...

 

Bow: "Go for the Eyes"

 

Shield: "Not in the Face"

 

1h Sword: "Alistair's Cheese-cutter"

 

2h Sword: "Carvers Overcompensation"

 

Staff: "Just a walking stick Templars I swear!" or "Hawkes Staff of Templar Blinding"

[Deebo305]

https://lh4.ggpht.co...Kr-FZ6rxP0Kq4oN

Why isn't it working adding a [ img] [/ img] should display the image

Its only a problem when done over mobile, not sure why....still funny though

[andy6915]

Reminds me of Skyrim. I called my end-game sword "chaos sword" and my shield "order shield", I thought it was cool to have my weapons be opposites in metaphor. It helps that my sword had that Dragonborn DLC enchant that makes it randomly do ice or lightning or fire damage on every swing, so it really was chaotic which element the sword would have moment to moment.

[Roamingmachine]

My two daggers: Snicker and Snack

[Gileadan]

I've traditionally been awful at naming weapons.

 

I'd probably have a very serious, possibly frost-enchanted longsword named "Cold Mercy".

And its cheerful mace companion, "Attitude Adjuster".

[NoForgiveness]

 

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Don't have any likes but heres a consolation prize

[Schreckstoff]

Its only a problem when done over mobile, not sure why....still funny though

Weird I easily bypassed it so far, seems to be a problem with that specific picture

[Deebo305]

Weird I easily bypassed it so far, seems to be a problem with that specific picture

Afew other have mentioned it before may depend on the phone I guess

[Schreckstoff]

Afew other have mentioned it before may depend on the phone I guess

I've posted plenty of pictures from my phone never had a problem before.

[The Hierophant]

My Greatsword will have many aliases:

[*]Wynne's Riding Death[/*]

The whole list is hilarious man. Especially this.

[Ziegrif]

One handed sword = Balmung or Laevateinn

Two Handed sword = Deus Xiphos

Cestus = Sabazios

Hammer/ Heavy Bludgeon = Corpse staff, Mjolnir, Gaea rage

Spear = Gae Bolg, Gungnir, Pinaka

Bow = Saarnga, Quintessence bow

Crossbow = Metatronius, Maximum Sniper, Nucleus

Knife = Vajra, Samsara, Hamaon

Staffs = Tartarus, Thebel, Arqa, Yabbashah, Tziah, Harabah, Adamah, Monad, Cocytus.

 

Otherwise I'll just google the Shin Megami Tensei wiki and look for something pretentious enough.

[L. Han]

Shield - Shameful Display

Swordie - Hate

Axe - Reckless Exposition

Great Sword - Compensation

[St. Victorious]

Ummm, Carol?

[Chewin]

"Murderknife" has a nice fulfilling ring to it.

[frylock23]

I'm a big fan of always naming something "Betsy." Then I have acquired the habit of also naming something in a DA game "Murder." In DAO it was my Mabari.