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[HuldraDancer]

 

I meant notice in the game.

Having that noticed out of the game is less than optimal.

 

Ah my mistake if I promise not to tell anyone can I keep all my fingers? Or whatever it is cannibals prefer these days? ^^;

[In Exile]

Morrigan and Sten were both pretty set on you just trudging in to Denerim completely unprepared. Haha.  

 

Neither did a good job of selling themselves as very good at fighting the blight in a way more complex than stabbing and/or setting darkspawn on fire. 

[Grieving Natashina]

...These cannibal references in the romance thread are making it hard for me not to make some really inappropriate jokes that would likely merit a warning point.

[In Exile]

 

I meant notice in the game.

Having that noticed out of the game is less than optimal.

 

This may cause problems for the romance. 

 

I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't date a cannibal, I'm just saying maybe the Sebastian chaste marriage option becomes more popular. 

 

 

...These cannibal references in the romance thread are making it hard for me not to make some really inappropriate jokes that would likely merit a warning point.

 

I'm struggling to find a PG-13 one. 

[Grieving Natashina]

This may cause problems for the romance. 

 

I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't date a cannibal, I'm just saying maybe the Sebastian chaste marriage option becomes more popular. 

 

Indeed, I could see Seb becoming more popular.  Of course that's the only way but...

 

 

 

 

 

I'm struggling to find a PG-13 one. 

 

 

Let me know when you get there.  

[In Exile]

Let me know when you get there.  

 

I'm going to default to Archer jokes now. Ahem. "Is phrasing still a thing? Are we still doing that now?"

[Maria Caliban]

...These cannibal references in the romance thread are making it hard for me not to make some really inappropriate jokes that would likely merit a warning point.

Sera: "So... I hear to you like to eat people?"

[Ryzaki]

Neither did a good job of selling themselves as very good at fighting the blight in a way more complex than stabbing and/or setting darkspawn on fire. 

 

Yeah I mean...*sigh* I get it with Sten but Morrigan =/ (which again wouldn't be so bad if she didn't go on about being so worldly and manipulative).

 

Also yeah that's another thing I want. I don't mind muwahaha LIs. But can I get a muwahaha LI that knows the value of good publicity and one hand washes the other?

[HuldraDancer]

This is reminding me a lot of that cannibal quest in Skyrim right now. My poor ogre's husband never saw it coming.

 

 

Well going out to eat would certainly be more difficult with a cannibal LI (wow that almost got worded very wrong thank the maker for me usually double checking before I post >>)

[In Exile]

Yeah I mean...*sigh* I get it with Sten but Morrigan =/ (which again wouldn't be so bad if she didn't go on about being so worldly and manipulative).

 

I always saw Morrigan talking about her manipulativeness kind of how a wasp-y kind with two chartered account parents would talk about being "ghetto". I just wanted to pinch her little cheeks and take away her copy of Atlas Shrugged. 

[Ryzaki]

This is reminding me a lot of that cannibal quest in Skyrim right now. My poor ogre's husband never saw it coming.

 

 

Well going out to eat would certainly be more difficult with a cannibal LI (wow that almost got worded very wrong thank the maker for me usually double checking before I post >>)

 

Reminds me of how my Chaotic evil rogue in NWN2 sent that family to get eaten by cannibals and even had them pay her for the privilege. Those poor poor fools.

 

 

I always saw Morrigan talking about her manipulativeness kind of how a wasp-y kind with two chartered account parents would talk about being "ghetto". I just wanted to pinch her little cheeks and take away her copy of Atlas Shrugged. 

 

lmao.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

I leave when we are talking about the Romance Chart and come back to cannibalism. Hmm, seems about right. 

[In Exile]

 

This is reminding me a lot of that cannibal quest in Skyrim right now. My poor ogre's husband never saw it coming.

 

 

Well going out to eat would certainly be more difficult with a cannibal LI (wow that almost got worded very wrong thank the maker for me usually double checking before I post >>)

 

I'm not so sure about the "almost". To quote Archer, again:  "Is phrasing still a thing? Are we still doing that now?"

[HuldraDancer]

Reminds me of how my Chaotic evil rogue in NWN2 sent that family to get eaten by cannibals and even had them pay her for the privilege. Those poor poor fools.

 

 

 

lmao.

Is it wrong that, this really made me want to pick up my copy of that game and try and finish now? 

[HuldraDancer]

 

 

 

I'm not so sure about the "almost". To quote Archer, again:  "Is phrasing still a thing? Are we still doing that now?"

 

Oh I wasn't joking I did word it to sound a lot worse and just skimmed it over again before I posted it and felt a big need to fix it ^^;

[Grieving Natashina]

I leave when we are talking about the Romance Chart and come back to cannibalism. Hmm, seems about right. 

About par for the course for the BSN.  Now some of us are trying not to make horrible jokes.  Maria's done well so far, but she's also one of the quickest wits on the forums.

[Tamyn]

Reminds me of how my Chaotic evil rogue in NWN2 sent that family to get eaten by cannibals and even had them pay her for the privilege. Those poor poor fools.

 

 

 

Reminds me of the annoying club girl I sent to the basement of an abandoned hospital to be consumed by a flesh eating vampire in VtM: Bloodlines.

[Nefla]

Reminds me of how my Chaotic evil rogue in NWN2 sent that family to get eaten by cannibals and even had them pay her for the privilege. Those poor poor fools.

 

 

 

lmao.

You could do that in Jade Empire as well...not that I did that...

[In Exile]

Oh I wasn't joking I did word it to sound a lot worse and just skimmed it over again before I posted it and felt a big need to fix it ^^;

 

Now you're just being unfair. You can't tease me like that. Who knows what sort of things I'll imagine? 

 

About par for the course for the BSN.  Now some of us are trying not to make horrible jokes.  Maria's done well so far, but she's also one of the quickest wits on the forums.

 

Yeah, it's not really fair to the rest of us. 

[HuldraDancer]

Now you're just being unfair. You can't tease me like that. Who knows what sort of things I'll imagine? 

 

 

If it makes you feel and better I'm not that creative even when I want to be so obvious jokes would be a safe bet. Nope only creative when my mean dry humor kicks in sadly^^;

[Grieving Natashina]

Too...many...potential jokes!  Sentence...becoming...Shatnerized!  

 

Yeah, I'm not feeling awake trust myself enough to remain mature with my humor.   Time for some coffee...

 

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[Jewlie Ghoulie]

Sometimes I get scared on these forums...I want to contribute, but when I return it's cannibalism.

 

Someone hold me...

 

preferably not a cannibal though

[Xesthan]

Plot Twist:  David Gaider is the secret 10th companion. He is romanceable for both genders of all races. Witness his  party banter with Cole.

[Xesthan]

Sometimes I get scared on these forums...I want to contribute, but when I return it's cannibalism.

 

Someone hold me...

 

preferably not a cannibal though

Be careful who you ask. For all you know its going to be the Iron Bull that holds you.

[Chernaya]

Awww, I wouldn't mind IB holding me. :3 As long as he doesn't break my ribs.