I love bearded men, if only my genetics allowed me to grow a beard (now, at my 35 years, I'm sure I won't grow anything besides 4 hairs under my nose and chin
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You're really not missing out on anything not growing them, so long as you can score the hot bearded guys
The different ways facial hair can be snipped, groomed, and waxed looks interesting to me.
This is probably because I have no knowledge of the maintenance needed or much experience beyond tugging the occasional Santa beard as a child.
They itch like hell as grow in, then take a while to look decent instead of completely ridiculous, and then are annoying to get rid off when you want to get rid of them. Personally, at least, I also don't like how they feel on my face when I put it up against things, e.g. pillows.
That said, this Movember I'm growing the Dorian stache.