"And nobody thought to inform me that it was going to rain?!"
*Love this stuff*
"Papa! Don't jump, papa, I'm coming."
"Sh!t...."
"I suddenly had an amazing idea for a new throne..."
"Alright, I know there's a dragon, but we seriously missed EVERY crafting resource we've passed, even though they were clearly labeled. That's just bothering me more, right now....
...yeah, we'll come back later, but it just doesn't seem indicative of real gamepl....*ahem* life in Thedas that this demo, I mean average day didn't involve us stopping and getting all of them."
Does that tower over there have something to do with a mine? WHAT IS IT with dragons and mines?
"...at least we're not drinking poultices. Or books. Man, the Warden was a weirdo....
...what were we talking about?"
"Maker, this is getting old. Why couldn't I have been born in the Puppy Age? The Butterfly Age?"

"Yes, but what does it think about the plight of the mages!?"
"Oh well, there goes Dalish clan #3"

"Daenerys may be the mother of dragons. Too bad for her that I'm the slayer of dragons."
Or
"Time to show these bitches how to properly train a dragon. Eat your heart out Danny!"