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You can kill Tali by kissing her unexpectedly.

Don't you think she might suspect something when you try to take her mask off? 


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Don't you think she might suspect something when you try to take her mask off? 

 

Well that would kill her too.



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https://www.youtube....aid=P-919kiKmc4

 

This whole romance is absurd.


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Kaidan in Mass Effect 1:

'Wow look at those defense towers!' (when looking at Virmire  from orbit)

You are in orbit Kaidan, how would you even see those towers?  :mellow:


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Switching the Thessia and coup missions would explain why Cerberus was attacking the Citadel

Mike,

I "think" I follow you half-way.   Could you please elaborate...

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Kaidan in Mass Effect 1:

'Wow look at those defense towers!' (when looking at Virmire  from orbit)

You are in orbit Kaidan, how would you even see those towers?  :mellow:

 

Maybe they're large enough to see from orbit?



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Mike,

I "think" I follow you half-way.   Could you please elaborate...

Thanks

Simple.

 

Thessia is a good place to introduce Kai Leng and the data that TIM got on Mars led him to Thessia. He still gets the VI. Take out the moping scene with Shepard and just tell the Councilor Cerberus got there ahead of them without the "I'm sorry" crap.

 

Talk with Hackett who mentions the Quarians and at the same time Anderson can mention Kai Leng. Shepard deals with the Quarian/Geth war. After dealing with that, go back to the Citadel and have the mission play out the same with the death of the Salarian councilor, if Karrahe and Thane are dead, and shooting Udina. Traynor is able to track Kai Leng to Horizon. Shepard andHackett try to figure out what it is on the Citadel that TIM needed. They conclude it has something to do with the VI that Cerberus took on Thessia.

 

The one problem with this is Ashley/Kaidan. They would only be on the ship for a couple of missions before heading to Earth.



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Simple.

 

Thessia is a good place to introduce Kai Leng and the data that TIM got on Mars led him to Thessia. He still gets the VI. Take out the moping scene with Shepard and just tell the Councilor Cerberus got there ahead of them without the "I'm sorry" crap.

 

Talk with Hackett who mentions the Quarians and at the same time Anderson can mention Kai Leng. Shepard deals with the Quarian/Geth war. After dealing with that, go back to the Citadel and have the mission play out the same with the death of the Salarian councilor, if Karrahe and Thane are dead, and shooting Udina. Traynor is able to track Kai Leng to Horizon. Shepard andHackett try to figure out what it is on the Citadel that TIM needed. They conclude it has something to do with the VI that Cerberus took on Thessia.

 

The one problem with this is Ashley/Kaidan. They would only be on the ship for a couple of missions before heading to Earth.

 

They just need to join up at a different time. There's no reason why A/K has to be protecting Udina. 


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You can kill Tali by kissing her unexpectedly.

Judging by her intro in ME1, that is also a good way to experience death by grenade.

Besides, they retconned quarians later with things such as the compartmentalization of the suit and changing the threshold for short term exposure from "death" to "having an allergic reaction and getting a fever", and really it makes more sense that way. IRL People with AIDS and thus NO immune system don't immediately die horribly when they contract HIV, and some can live for several more years or even decades without having an enviro suit made of space magic.


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They just need to join up at a different time. There's no reason why A/K has to be protecting Udina.


In the existing plot it's there to give us an opportunity to kill them.

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Judging by her intro in ME1, that is also a good way to experience death by grenade.

Besides, they retconned quarians later with things such as the compartmentalization of the suit and changing the threshold for short term exposure from "death" to "having an allergic reaction and getting a fever", and really it makes more sense that way. IRL People with AIDS and thus NO immune system don't immediately die horribly when they contract HIV, and some can live for several more years or even decades without having an enviro suit made of space magic.

Garrus managed to kill a Quarian viral specialist with a cough. Quite an ironic end to an ironic life/profession. 


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IRL People with AIDS and thus NO immune system don't immediately die horribly when they contract HIV, and some can live for several more years or even decades without having an enviro suit made of space magic.


1. You contract HIV first (the virus), and then develop AIDS (the syndrome). Not the other way around.

2. Contract HIV =/= Having no immune system. Upon the entry of the virus into one's blood stream the person will have as much immune system as any health individual. In fact, the destruction of one's immune system (or, CD4 cells to be exact) takes a long time, and that is why a person with HIV can live for a long time without any treatment. When you are merely a carrier, you have different degrees of immunity.

3. The onset symptoms of AIDS doesn't mean the person doesn't have no immune system left. It just means that their immune system is extremely weak.

4. I think you meant that after treatment a person who has already developed AIDS can still live a long time. While it is the case, the patients do have their immune systems, instead of having no immune systems. (And that is why they can live without a space suit.) The key to their survival is in inhibiting the virus while rebuilding the patient's immune system.
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In the existing plot it's there to give us an opportunity to kill them.

 

I say the same thing about Liara, and you really need to go out of your way to do that. 


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Maybe they're large enough to see from orbit?

 

Or like Kaidan said in an elevator talk: 'just have the right attitude and a big gun and everything will work out' :lol:

 

Edit: @ truebioticgod:

 

He kills most of his targets in poetic ways, eg: he also killed a red sand dealer with 'red sand exposed to all four eyes'

Crude but effective  :rolleyes:


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Reading those Shadow broker terminals really made me question wether or not we should be fighting Garrus as well as the reapers.



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Reading those Shadow broker terminals really made me question wether or not we should be fighting Garrus as well as the reapers.

The last guy to turn on shep would be Garrus and he'd hate himself for doing it. Kinda makes me wish paragon shep's resolution to Garrus' LM had longer lasting consequences, like Garrus resented shep a little from that point on for interfering.

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Er, no. Not if they can't identify what's killing it.
 
 

 
You do know what the word "rebel" means, right? It's not the same as "incite."
 
Because they were oppressed, and rebelled, by definition. So the geth are not any exception to the Catalyst's theory. Quite the opposite, in fact.

 
 

 
Why? Because you don't like their policies? Doesn't make those policies wrong.

Okay language professor --

 

If the statement were true, then Catalyst and Reapers would be at war with each other.   Nit-pick on words changes nothing.

 

Conversely, if you LIKE their "policies" -- then that makes them RIGHT?    

I laugh at your words "their policies".   Not playing any word games with you.


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Can't wait for the Bioware Internet Defense Force  ^_^

That was pretty clever there HeadlessLoverbot!

 

Lots of SELF-APPOINTED white knights in their "imagined" shining armor defending their "imagined" princess.


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Come to think of it, why didn't they just ask the asari how best to use them in a combat scenario... You'd assume they'd have tried biotic artillery, or is this just another case of humans are special?

RE: Grissom Academy & human biotics

 

Good thought there Von Uber --

 

I understand that ALL asari have biotic abilities -- unless their 9-volt battery depletes.    This happened to Jacob in ME3 where he was just a marshmallow -- in contrast to him in ME2 where he "hit's 'em with the good stuff" and occasionally says "nothing can hurt me" (glowing in blue)" .

 

I found it odd that when Udina knocked down the asari counselor and was ready to shoot her, she didn't erect some biotic shield or knock Udina off his feet.   Maybe that's what happens when one plays politics too long.


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"You convinced me to turn my life around.  I'm a social worker now."

Hummmm.... she hires you to kill two competitor crime bosses then pays you when done.   If you select the conversation wheel correctly (when meeting up with her), you can explore her warehouse to discover it as she said "gambling items" etc.   When you see her in Omega -- this statement (in my view) can only be sarcastic .. and thus absurd.   I'll stand with dreamgazer on this.  A leopard does not just "change its spots" because a very BRIEF encounter with Shep.



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Hummmm.... she hires you to kill two competitor crime bosses then pays you when done.   If you select the conversation wheel correctly (when meeting up with her), you can explore her warehouse to discover it as she said "gambling items" etc.   When you see her in Omega -- this statement (in my view) can only be sarcastic .. and thus absurd.   I'll stand with dreamgazer on this.  A leopard does not just "change its spots" because a very BRIEF encounter with Shep.

 

It's also quite astounding to see how easy people end up in omega and in terminus system. Back in Mass Effect 1 the Terminus was a no-go area and a big unkown. Then in Mass Effect 2, the Citadel and Omega share news broadcasts and,people travel between the Terminus and Citadel system like's driving from home to work.



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It's also quite astounding to see how easy people end up in omega and in terminus system. Back in Mass Effect 1 the Terminus was a no-go area and a big unkown. Then in Mass Effect 2, the Citadel and Omega share news broadcasts and,people travel between the Terminus and Citadel system like's driving from home to work.

Yes --  and you just reminded me how FIST showed up (if you let him live in ME1).



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The other way around dude I wanted to turn on Garrus at that point.

 

Reading those terminals would have made most of my Sheps realise he was riding around with a merciless serial killer. He killed people more brutally than Morinth.


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Okay language professor --
 
If the statement were true, then Catalyst and Reapers would be at war with each other.   Nit-pick on words changes nothing.


Honestly, that's about the only real counter-argument one could make against the Catalyst, but it would simply require him to amend his statements with: "if/when they achieve autonomy."
 

Conversely, if you LIKE their "policies" -- then that makes them RIGHT?


No, but I never said nor implied that they were right, nor am I a big Cerberus/Leviathan supporter or anything.

All that matters to me is if the logic for or against them is sound, and in this case, it's not. All you really said there was (sarcastically) that they "must be nice guys," implying that they are not, but being good and being nice are not the same thing.


 

I laugh at your words "their policies".   Not playing any word games with you.

 
I laugh at your laughter. 
 
 

The other way around dude I wanted to turn on Garrus at that point.
 
Reading those terminals would have made most of my Sheps realise he was riding around with a merciless serial killer. He killed people more brutally than Morinth.

 
Not sure I'd turn on him, but I agree, I did not find those bits in his dossier to be cool or badass.


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The other way around dude I wanted to turn on Garrus at that point.

Reading those terminals would have made most of my Sheps realise he was riding around with a merciless serial killer. He killed people more brutally than Morinth.

Oh. Sorry, I see where you're coming from. Admittedly it's been a while since I watched those SB terminal vids. Are they from when he was archangel?
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