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#176
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Is M!Shep the only one that said "STEEEEVE!"? F!Shep seems to just yell out "Cortez!", which sounds so much better, but the former is pretty funny. I won't bother posting the video again, but the compilation of companion responses is hysterical.

 

I wonder what happened for the writing/recording of that one. Were they rushed so they used the first take and didn't bother viewing it until it was too late?

 

I think James is my favorite, it sounds like he's spotting Shepard on those last few reps.


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I dunno, but I'm glad I'm just glad I don't experience STEEEEVE in my playthroughs other than for my failShep, who is lucky that his ass survived the suicide mission.



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Yeah, BW did it to TWO love interests -- one cheated and one died -- both for femShep. But hey, only 18% play femShep so who cares, right? Let's even have an appearance contest for femShep! Let's pick her hair color! Now let's deny her two love interests!!! While manShep can boff everyone except Samantha.

 

What made it super funny was that the default in-game model looks nothing like the poster art... or homosapien.



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I wish that they used an actual person to model the default off of like they did for Sheploo.


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I wish that they used an actual person to model the default off of like they did for Sheploo.

 

This is coming off the Edge of Tomorrow, but I can see Emily Blunt as the face of FemShep.



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I wouldn't object to Antje Traue.

 

Antje-Traue-Faora-Man-of-Steel.jpeg


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This is coming off the Edge of Tomorrow, but I can see Emily Blunt as the face of FemShep.


Hell yes, but I've been on the Blunt lead-actress bandwagon since Adjustment Bureau (... and, in a way, since Devil Wears Prada).

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I wouldn't object to Antje Traue.

 

Holy damn, a name from my mother tongue... never expected that to happen :P

 

 

(Dutch isn't my mother tongue, though I'm fluent in it and have the Dutch nationality)



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Lessee, absurd statements...

There was that one planet description in ME2 which compared the revocation of a minimum wage to slavery.

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I wouldn't object to Antje Traue.

 

Antje-Traue-Faora-Man-of-Steel.jpeg

 

 

nice nice. a beautiful woman in armor, what is not to love


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What's that picture from? She looks great!



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Man of Steel. 



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Man of Steel. 

Ah yes, she is jaw droppingly gorgeous in that film.


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Ah yes, she is jaw droppingly gorgeous in that film.

Indeed, and I remember thinking, "wow there's femshep" whenever she was in the scene.



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Ah yes, she is jaw droppingly gorgeous in that film.

Just about its only redeeming quality tbh.
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And then she went full superfly TNT, the Guns of the Navarone.

A good movie starring David Niven and Gregory Peck



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 Antje Traue could be a pale skinned and much prettier version of Cassandra if they do a Live Action Dragon Age movie. Yes I do think that DA2 Cassandra is prettier than DAI version.



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DA2 Cassandra's look kind of suffered from not being a unique face model. You can easily recreate her in the CC.

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Cassandra looks fine. I like to hear her story about how she got the scar on her left cheek.



#196
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Shepard: "I never heard of the Corsairs."

 

Salarian game salesman: "Ever play Alliance Corsairs?"


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Lessee, absurd statements...

There was that one planet description in ME2 which compared the revocation of a minimum wage to slavery.

 

Haha what??? Which one?



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I don't know if it's counts as "absurd", but Jacob telling Shep that her true love is the Normandy always amuses me, especially because Shepards love interest was probably standing right outside the door.



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I don't know if it's counts as "absurd", but Jacob telling Shep that her true love is the Normandy always amuses me, especially because Shepards love interest was probably standing right outside the door.

I thought that was a play at Start Trek 3. AFAIK Bones sais something similar to Kirk there.



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Lessee, absurd statements...

There was that one planet description in ME2 which compared the revocation of a minimum wage to slavery.

 

Let's not bring up politics here now...

 

Anywho, it basically is.