A documentation by Brother Genitivi.
He was the only elven child raised among human children in an orphanage of the blind. The care takers there took it easy on him by telling him and the other blind children that he was human.
Brother Genitivi: "What can you tell me about, er, the "books" you've written?"
Blind Elf: "Sera, my message is simple. Dwarves, Elves, and all kinds of Qunari stink! And I hate em! Especially the knife ears!"
Brother Genitivi: "You mentioned the elves, what problems do you have with them exactly?"
Blind Elf: "Where would I start? Well first of all, they are lazy good for nothing tricksters. Big eyed, big eared swindlers! And them ears....did I mention the ears?"
Brother Genitivi: "Yes, I believe you did Sera."
Blind Elf: "Matter of fact, my friend Henric told me one of them knife ears came by his farm to take his sister out, but he stood up and said, "Look here knife ear! That there is my girl! If Anyone has sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!"
Brother Genitivi: "You never left this property have you Sera."
Blind Elf: "No Sera, not in many years."
Brother Genitivi: "What if I were to tell you that you are an elf?"
Blind Elf: "SERA!! Listen! I'm gonna make it clear to you! I am in no way shape or form, involved in any knife eardom!!! Understand?!"
Brother Genitivi: "Yes Sera, but, er"
Blind Elf: "But nothing!"
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Blind Elf: "Now if you excuse me, I have important matters to attend to. Why don't you bring your codex, journal over there if you want to see some real truth!"
We walk to the market, and I talk with Nathaniel, a commoner from the locals.
Brother Genitivi: "Sera, aren't you afraid? Why not just tell him he is an elf?"
Nathaniel: "Listen Brother, if I tell him he's an elf he's probably kill himself. Ha! To him it will be one less knife ear around. His hatred and commitment is that deep."
Brother Genitivi: "I'm overwhelmed by the irony.."
We are interrupted by voices of angry human men. The Blind Elf is in trouble.
Humans: "What's that knife ear?!!"
Humans: "Go on, we don't like any of your kind around here"
Humans: "Yeah you better get out of here before something bad happen..."
Blind Elf: "That's right, That's right!"
Humans: "........."
Blind Elf: "Tell that knife ear! Beat, drag, em!!"
Humans: "What in Andraste?...."
Nathaniel: "Come on man, we gotta go"
Blind Elf: "Oh Nathaniel! There's a knife ear around here.. Tell it to go back to the Alienage where it belongs!"
Brother Genitivi: "........."
With fortune, we managed to take the Blind Elf safely, and escape the situation.
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