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[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

WE PLAY ON PRETEND YOU'RE XYZZY NOW. WATCH OUT FOR LINKS IF YOU WANNA PLAY. 

[godModeAlpha]

Would like to contribute, but I don't understand the rules?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Would like to contribute, but I don't understand the rules?

Dear God, you've never played Cards Against Humanity? :v

 

*one Google search later*

 

To start the game, each player draws ten white "answer" cards. One randomly chosen player begins as the Card Czar, and plays a black "question" card. The Card Czar reads the question out to the group. Each player answers the question by passing one white "answer" card, face down, to the Card Czar. The Card Czar shuffles all of the answers, reads them out loud in a humorous fashion, and picks their favorite. Whoever played that answer gets to keep the Black Card as one Awesome Point. After each round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, and every player draws back up to ten cards.

[caradoc2000]

Dear God, you've never played Cards Against Humanity? :v

Never even heard of it.

[TheJediSaint]

Black card: Isabela likes to write friend fiction about _______ and ______.

[godModeAlpha]

Dear God, you've never played Cards Against Humanity? :v
 
*one Google search later*
 
To start the game, each player draws ten white "answer" cards. One randomly chosen player begins as the Card Czar, and plays a black "question" card. The Card Czar reads the question out to the group. Each player answers the question by passing one white "answer" card, face down, to the Card Czar. The Card Czar shuffles all of the answers, reads them out loud in a humorous fashion, and picks their favorite. Whoever played that answer gets to keep the Black Card as one Awesome Point. After each round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, and every player draws back up to ten cards.[/size]

Must admit I only know a handful of card games ... Let alone remember the Last time I even played a group game

Right, will think of a couple. Seems like an interesting game.

[godModeAlpha]

Black card: Flemeth turns into a _____________ to rescue Hawke.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Black card: Flemeth turns into a _____________ to rescue Hawke.

Now you're getting it~

 

On an unrelated note I'm actually gonna play CAH with a couple of people from a DA chat group if anyone is interested. The pass is "da".
http://pyx-1.socialg...ame.jsp#game=67

[The Qun & the Damned]

I got some white card Ideas

• Boneless women flopping down the streets
• Shank your Jory
• a saw
• an oiled-up, glistening Tevinter slave
• Broodmothers
• Staff of Violation
• An angst ridden mage who lost his *****(cat in case it gets censored)
• Ser Pounce-a-lot
• Holy Smite
• Fereldens
• Orlesians
• an orgy involving two nugs and a dwarf in drag
• The reanimated remains of Hawke's mom

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

 

I got some white card Ideas

 

• The reanimated remains of Hawke's mom

 

OMG

[Caramacchiato]

Black Cards:

 

The secret ingredient used in the Joining ritual is ________

_______ is the latest in Orlesian fashion!

"_______ and You", a self-help guide by Flemeth.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

White Cards:

• #ridethebull
• The Maker and Andraste discussing Cullens hotness
• Dorians beautiful mustached face
• the tears of straight men who wanted to romance Sera
• Cassandras jaw
• Scribbles the Scribe Girl
• Iron Bull "horny" jokes
• infinite arrows
• "Swooping"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Ok, so it seems the site I found works and I can make actual CAH cards with my printer. So whenever I get enough suggestions for a good amount of cards I could actually see about hosting this on Skype for anyone interested ^-^

[The Qun & the Damned]

Black cards:

 

• Things that are bad
• ______! Why would you think that?
• "If he pulls a _____ out of his ______, I'm leaving!"
• How did you escape your dastardly kidnapper?
• Abominations are always so_____ at family reunions.
• Watch out, the _____ looks ____ here.
• On the first day of Wintersend, my true love gave to me:

and my personal favorite

 

• ___ IS IMPOSSIBLE, THE ____ WILL ___ US BOTH!

 

White cards:

 

• Isabela's friend fiction
• Keeper Marethari's corpse
• Danarius's child-bearing hips
• Stumpy dwarven legs
• Aveline Vallen's dryspell
• Halla
• nug-gets
• ham from the anderfels that tastes of despair
• a blighted sibling left for dead
• Teryn Loghain's severed head
• MAYHEM
• a tevinter magister's backdoor games
• demony things
• Ser Conrad's job
• a murdered elf in the alley
• a poem and an entire expedition of mostly eaten dwarves

[Cainhurst Crow]

Black Cards

• We were in ______ and we found _______ and a _________
• __________ was famous for being able to keep 15 ________ in their ____________
• They asked me if I would like to come and I said ____________
• "I'll give you 15 copper for it."
• My favorite thing to do on sunday is _________
• I was in the fade last night and I swear I saw __________

White Cards

• MAKER NOOOOOOOO!!!
• Fine Dwarven Crafts
• Love letters
• The litany of Adralla
• A Broomhandle
• Okay but I don't do children
• Meredith's Bechambers
• A Drunk Oghren
• Hidden compartment in the treestump
• Darktown Alleyway
• Orlesian Cheese Wheel
• The White Divine
• Rope, Oil, and some Mushrooms
• A stupid sexy sloth demon

[test for echo]

Haha, this looks like fun. I'll try my hand at suggesting a few:

 

Black Cards:

• "If you ____, we all ____!"
• "I swear I will find that ____ and I will ____ him!"
• "Didn't Fenris say that Tevinter wine was made from the ____ and ____ of ____?"
• "Maker's breath, but you are ____."
• Waking up next to ____ at the Pearl.
• Have you ever ____ a lamppost in winter?

White Cards:

• Master your taint
• Grey your Warden
• Big boats
• Arishok
• Spit shine
• Little pike twirler
• Enchantment
• Butterfly swords
• Orlesian lick-spittles
• Three greased nugs

[The Smiling Bandit]

Black Cards:

• With your luck the day you go to the beach is the day a fleet of ____ invades.

• Tell everyone that I died at ____.

• The order ____.

• If it weren't for ___ it would almost be too cute.

• What do you call it when you break into someone’s house to kill them and take their stuff?

• He hit a Genlock right in the ___ drew blood too.

• Taking on a ____ and two  ____ between the sheets.

• No, you don’t get it, I really hope ___ will be a romance option in Inquisition.

White Cards:

• A heated iron pry bar

• An Orlesian milk sandwich

• Andraste the High Dragon

• Recycled maps

• Morrigan’s disapproval

• The dialogue wheel

• Not enchantment

• The Qun

• Adventure

• Throwing Sera

• Loot Spiders

• Apostitutes

• The Murder Knife

• Isabela’s hurricane of euphemisms

• Baldur's Gate references

• Vivenne’s ridiculous hat

• Dog Lords

• Waffles

• Using the Arishok's skull as a gravy bowl

• Fantastic Racism

• Generically dastardly Orlesians

• Some kind of refugee tax

• Generically fantastic Fereldens

• “No”

• A Qunari who love cookies

• Xenon the Antiquarian

• Manhandling the urchin

• Threatening priests to release self confessed murderers

• Barkspawn

• The Sloth Demon’s insultingly easy riddle’s

• Waving Loghain’s severed head in Anora’s face

• A demon disguised as an apprentice but is clearly a demon

• Blood Magic

• Being aroused by the Mother

• Talking Darkspawn

• Medieval Spam Mail

• Literally p*ssing in the Urn of Sacred Ashes

• Killing a demon possessed child because you can’t be bothered to complete the Broken Circle tonight
• Making Dragon Age themed cards for Cards Against Humanity

 

I was bored

[adorkable-panda]

White Cards:

Antivan Milk Sandwich 

Eluvian

Red Lyrium

 

All I can come up on the spot xD I'm surprised Antivan Milk Sandwich hasn't been recommended yet. 

[Wolfen09]

Black cards:

 

"Yes, _______ is bad....."

 

"They say you can get anything here, I once got _________."

 

"Now that is a big ________.  I wonder if children get to climb it."

 

"As I recall from my time as a ____________, locking the _____________ and throwing away the _____________ was plan B."

 

"Old ___________. You think any of those might still be ___________?"

 

"They should replace the water in that fountain with ________. It's just an idea."

 

"(Burp!) M-maybe I shouldn't have eaten that _____________ I found..."

 

"If you've ever heard of me before, it's probably all been about how I P*ss  __________ and murder ________________ who look at me wrong. And that's mostly true..."

 

"Misery, ___________ and __________. Ah, reminds me of home."

 

"I wish people wanted to _____________ me more often. Especially the ladies. I want more ladies to _____________ me."

 

"Apparently everyone seems to agree that a Blight is the perfect time to start ____________ each other. Marvelous, really."

 

"Ah, look how they ___________ and_________ and __________ their teeth. 'Tis sad to watch how helplessly they scurry about."

 

"In my experience, everyone pays for ___________."

 

 

 

White cards:

 

 

"Thunderhumper"

 

"Cullen"

 

"Oghren's junk"  (its been said by others, but this needs to be in there)

 

"Powerful Magic"

 

"The little nugget"

 

"Spit-roasted nug with hotsauce."

 

"Tossing the Dwarf"

 

"Mabari Chariots"

 

"Rolling your oats"

 

"Polishing your footstones"

 

"Tapping the midnight still"

 

"Forging the Moaning Statue"

 

"Bucking the forbidden horse"

 

"Donning the velvet hat"

 

"Wetting on the table"

 

"Nug licker"

 

"Ohhhh-gren"

 

"Plump, juicy, and full of intoxicating flavor"

 

"Hot and pumping"

 

"Below the Belt"

 

"A big helping of that secret recipe of Oghren's. Served hot"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

You guys are so great :v

[pelekekonakeohokalole]

Still doing the game?  Where is it?  I wanna join.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Still doing the game?  Where is it?  I wanna join.

It ended quite a few hours ago, sorry <_v. I may host other another later on if people want to.

[pelekekonakeohokalole]

Awww...  Oh well. 

[Wolfen09]

Black Cards:

 

 

"Being a blood mage does not mean __________  innocents."

 

"Nobody seems to __________ you, do you get used to that?"

 

"Everything here is __________ and hard _________. I wish I'd worn shoes with ___________ now."

 

"Elgar'nan, six years in this place, and I still can't __________ the roof."

 

"They're so big and grim. What do you suppose would happen if I ________ one of them?."

 

"I _____________ this? That's right up there with _____________"

 

"Hawke, Im a business man.  On occasion I ________ people."

 

"Everyone stay still and try not to ____________."

 

"Well how about a giant _________ that ___________. You could _________ people with it."

 

"Don't listen to him, Bianca. You deserve ___________, just like anyone else."

 

"You should ask to be made a paragon of __________."
 

"Justice once asked me why I didn't _________ with other mages. I told him it was too much work."

 

"The difference between whores and courtesans is... well, they ________."

 

 

White Cards:

 

 

"Satisfy a demand of the Qun"

 

"Good Ol' Fashioned Headboard Slamming"

 

"Magical Fisting"

 

"Oil you up"

 

"The maker"

 

"Viscount Dumar"

 

"Flogging"

 

"Stone Fist"

 

"Boom"

 

"Salamanders"

 

"The Veil"

 

"Mushroom pickers"

 

"Ghast hat"

 

"Ham of Despair"

 

"Frolic from room to room choreographing dance routines"

 

"Grey your Warden"

 

"Master your taint"  (been said, but needs to be added)

 

"Wyvern's mating"

 

"Nug call"

 

"Go elbows deep in wyvern sh*t"