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[Kimarous]

Black Cards:

"__________?__________!"

"Andraste's __________!"

"Stand with me and we can defeat even __________ itself!"

"Maker spit on you... I deserved... __________"

"We don't need another hireling - we need a __________!"

"A brutishly strong __________ liquor, reminiscent of __________ with an expected aftertaste of __________."

 

White Cards:

"pants that eat your eyeballs"

"Poet Tree"

"Everd's armor"

"a war like in the tales"

"killed an arl's son for raping my friend"

"father going off to war, never to return"

"Feathers the Griffin"

"Chasind Sack Mead"

[TheTurtle]

White Card: Antivan Dungeon Porn

[Ruairi46]

White card: Elf cleansing.

[Char]

Black Cards:
 
 
 
"You should ask to be made a paragon of __________."
 
 
"Magical Fisting"
 

 

I think the 'Paragon of Magical Fisting' should be an insta-win

[Wolfen09]

I think the 'Paragon of Magical Fisting' should be an insta-win

 

after i wrote them all down i went back and asked myself which ones would fit, and this also happened to be the first one i put together

 

my other one was:  "Justice once asked me why I didn't oil you up with other mages. I told him it was too much work."

[TheJediSaint]

Black Card: A hole in the sky opens up and _______ comes pouring out.

 

White Card: DLC Companions.

[Feybrad]

Black Card:

___________ is responsible for the Kirkwall Incident.

 

White Card:

Not Enchantment.

[The Qun & the Damned]

White card

• Ghast hole
• Andraste's great flaming ass
• slaves
• branding casteless children for fun
• dwarves
• Being flipped ass over ****** and hammered like a bent nail
• Explore your deep roads

Black

• Break him, and wear ___
• "Why do Orlesians have to have so many ___ all the time?
• The ____ of the Maker is my light, Merrill. I am not ____.
• ___, ____, and more ____. Blugh!

[Wolfen09]

Black Cards:

 

 

"At this moment, you are the only ______ I see."

 

"Start __________ dwarf. They tell me you're good at it."

 

"Don't lie to me! You ________________ him/her even before he/she became the Champion!"

 

“What's the most pieces you've ever ___________ someone into in a single __________? I'm up to three, but I have some ideas.”

 

“I'm here to ___________. Also? To _____________. That part's less difficult.”

 

“I have __________ things in my journeys that most can only dream of. Literally.”

 

“All a Warden is, is a ____________. To ____________ others...even at the cost of your own life.”

 

"Look into my ___________."  (thats the line from cole)

 

 

 

White Cards:

 

 

"Blackwall's grizzly taint"

 

"#climbthewall"

 

"Viviene's hat"

 

"Varric's chesthair"

 

"Blackwall's beard"  (though its actually the beard that owns blackwall, so its like beard's blackwall...)

 

"Diamondback"

 

"Mabari Party"

 

"Proving"

 

"By the t*ts of my ancestors"

 

"Elf beards"

 

"Allistair's mother's amulet"

 

"Orlesian Balls"  (the dance kind you pervs)

 

"The Game"

 

"Enchantment"

 

"Sebastian's andraste cod piece"

[test for echo]

 

White card

• Ghast hole

 

Hehe. 

 

Ah, this thread is too good.

 

Not really sure if OP needs more suggestions, but:

 

Black Cards:

• "The Chasind have tales of _____."
• "Apparently everyone seems to agree that the Blight is the perfect time to start _____ each other."
• "Flemeth once told me that temptation lies in the ______."
• "The boy is dead. He ____ something beyond the Veil, and was not prepared."
• "I would have turned into a _____ lunatic, _____ the grand cleric and run through the streets of Denerim in my small clothes, I guess."
• "You mean that I should remark upon the weather before I _____?"

White Cards

• Moss wine
• All the beards of my ancestors
• By the stone!
• Fist of the Maker
• Andraste's knicker weasels
• Aeonar
• Cart full of stupid
• Bloody Antivans
• Swamp water
• Oghren's nasty rash
• Schleets
• Wynne's magical bosom

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

I'mma need ALOT more suggestions actually. I'll need enough so as to not make subsequent rounds repetitive. ;v So by all means continue. 

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

White Cards:

 

• a Legion of the Dead celebratory orgy
• dancing the Remigold through the darkspawn lines
• Orlesian shoes
• using Storm of the Century during every single encounter

[Caramacchiato]

White Cards:

• The Sloth Demon’s insultingly easy riddles

...I got those wrong >.>

[Lui]

This thread is amazing!! Will there be more games happening?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

This thread is amazing!! Will there be more games happening?

as of right now the only games I can host would be using the online CAH which sadly cant be customized with all of these. My plan for this game is to print out all of these and then run it manually on skype. I'll let you know when we have enough for that. (Let me know if u wanna play some CAH online in the meantime and I'll post the link here)

[TheJediSaint]

White Card:  That one poster on the BIoware Forum you love to hate.

[Cat Lance]

White Cards:

 

Taint

Taint Madness

TAINT,TAINT,TAINT

Broodmother

Maaaayheeeeem!!!

Somniari

Tranquil

Right of Tranquility

Dalish Superiority

Another Hurlock

(Types of Spirits and Demons)

(Names of all the various companions)

 

I'm sure I'll think of more later

 

*edit: And I hope no one minds, I tweeted about this thread and @'d BioWare and devs...this just seems like something that would really tickle their funny bone and break up the monotony of their week.

Modifié par Cat Lance, 16 juillet 2014 - 04:30 .

[ChachiBobinks]

Oh, MAKER.

 

I don't know what good I'd be at coming up with stuff but when you play this, I want in. I so want in.

[ParagonPunk]

I love this game.

 

Black cards: 

 

- _____ confirmed! Pre-Order canceled!

- Hawke went elbow-deep in _____ for a dare.

- Today on Kirkwall news, Meredith has prohibited mages from _____.

- I didn't ask for the ____ and the ____ was accidental.

- Let's see if we can find a few more ______.

- ____, ____ and more ____. Pwaugh!

- If you stick your ____ up his ass, I win.

- If we kill them, we get their _____!

- Can I get you a ______, so you can get off my ____!

- ________: Darkspawn-tested, Broodmother-approved.

- What helps Flemeth unwind?

- Life for the Elves was changed forever when the humans introduced them to _______.

- In Varric Tethras' new book, Hawke discovers that ______ had really been ______ all along.

- An Orlesian ball would be incomplete without ______.

- _______ bet magisters cant have just one!

- What does the Chantry love most?

- Whatever we were before, we are now _______!

-  In the latest Dragon Age Inquisition video ______ was showcased.

- Be careful, it's raining ______ out here!

- ______ caused an outrage on the Bioware forums.

- Rumor has it, Cassandra Pentaghast stabbed a thousand ______.

 

White Cards:

 

- More pictures of Vivienne

- Elven slaves

- Red Lyrium

- Another damn thread about not liking the love interests

- Trees

- The biggest cookie loving Qunari

- Pigeon crap

- Hard in Hightown: Siege Harder

- Anders' manifesto

- Princess stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!

- The Broodmother

- Blood rituals

- Dying from the Taint

- Speed Griffons

- Wynne questioning your life choices

- The Fade

- Torn trousers

- Alistair walking into a trap

- Hawke's dead siblings

- Destroying an entire culture

 

Sorry this got long, but I was having too much fun.

Edit: I'd totally be up for a game with these cards.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Oh, MAKER.

 

I don't know what good I'd be at coming up with stuff but when you play this, I want in. I so want in.

I guess anyone interested in playing can start message me their Skype if they want :U

[The Qun & the Damned]

I love this game.

 

Black cards: 

 

- _____ confirmed! Pre-Order canceled!

- Hawke went elbow-deep in _____ for a dare.

- Today on Kirkwall news, Meredith has prohibited mages from _____.

- I didn't ask for the ____ and the ____ was accidental.

- Let's see if we can find a few more ______.

- ____, ____ and more ____. Pwaugh!

- If you stick your ____ up his ass, I win.

- If we kill them, we get their _____!

- Can I get you a ______, so you can get off my ____!

- ________: Darkspawn-tested, Broodmother-approved.

- What helps Flemeth unwind?

- Life for the Elves was changed forever when the humans introduced them to _______.

- In Varric Tethras' new book, Hawke discovers that ______ had really been ______ all along.

- An Orlesian ball would be incomplete without ______.

- _______ bet magisters cant have just one!

- What does the Chantry love most?

- Whatever we were before, we are now _______!

-  In the latest Dragon Age Inquisition video ______ was showcased.

- Be careful, it's raining ______ out here!

- ______ caused an outrage on the Bioware forums.

- Rumor has it, Cassandra Pentaghast stabbed a thousand ______.

 

White Cards:

 

- More pictures of Vivienne

- Elven slaves

- Red Lyrium

- Another damn thread about not liking the love interests

- Trees

- The biggest cookie loving Qunari

- Pigeon crap

- Hard in Hightown: Siege Harder

- Anders' manifesto

- Princess stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!

- The Broodmother

- Blood rituals

- Dying from the Taint

- Speed Griffons

- Wynne questioning your life choices

- The Fade

- Torn trousers

- Alistair walking into a trap

- Hawke's dead siblings

- Destroying an entire culture

 

Sorry this got long, but I was having too much fun.

Oh snap, those are good ones, the bolded in particular

[Cat Lance]

Black Card:

"Hold that thought, I think I saw some more _____ over there..."

 

White Card:

The Mother's Cackle

Zombie Kitten Army

Fan Tears