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[ParagonPunk]

Oh snap, those are good ones, the bolded in particular

 

My personal favorite: Another damn thread about not liking the love interests caused an outrage on the Bioware forums.

[Aremce]

Ok, I lack the creativity to contribute - but this is a seriously awesome idea! If this game happens, I would really love to read a best-of ... xD (pretty please?)

[Freedheart]

I am at work...and SHOULD be working instead of reading this.  A friend of mine keeps wanting me to play CAH and we never get around to it.  I would LOVE to play this!!!  I will pm you my Skype when I get home and confirm my name lol

 

White Card suggestions - various names of weapons (eg. Tug's Edge, Sorrow of Arlathan, Nug Crusher, etc...could have some fun with those I would imagine)

 

You guys make me laugh so hard sometimes, it's a wonder I still have a job!

 

Edit: oh and a personal favorite loot item:  Blank Vellum

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Black Cards:

-Yes,______ is bad.

-Marvel at ______, for it is fleeting.

-You're about to kill an Ogre, what is your battle cry? ________!!!

- _______ is a single need for battle, and _________ makes that need reality.

- A threesome at the Pearl between ________, ________ and __________.

- I'm rarely touched, but often held. If you have wit, you'll use me well. What am I?

- I couldn't find any more nugs, so I brought you __________ instead.

 

 

 

White Cards:

- literally spending 2 hours in the character creator alone

- IrvingXGregoir OTP

- putting a dress on Anders and calling him a templar

- calling the Spirit of Valor a coward

- that sh*t hole, Kirkwall

- Isabelas half exposed ass

- Sandal and Bodhans horrific faces in DA2

- Another damned blank vellum

- crushing nugs with the Nug Crusher

[Feybrad]

- I couldn't find any more nugs, so I brought you __________ instead.

 

- crushing nugs with the Nug Crusher

 

Wonderful.

[ParagonPunk]

Oh my god. These are golden, really.

Black cards bolded and white in italics.

 

 If you stick your ____ up his ass, I win. and  Staff of Violation

a blighted sibling left for dead and : Darkspawn-tested, Broodmother-approved.

What does the Chantry love most? and  Destroying an entire culture

In Varric Tethras' new book, Hawke discovers that ______ had really been ______ all along. with  Boneless women flopping down the streets and then The reanimated remains of Hawke's mom

 

These are great! I'm laughing so hard.

[Cat Lance]

Did anyone get:

 

BEES

Jar of Bees

 

?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

White card: - a jar of bees :v

[Freedheart]

Okay, sooo getting fired over this, but it's too much fun - I think I'm getting the hang of this lol

 

Black Cards:

 

Jarvia said you were _______ . Congratulations, you _______ .

 

_________, Nedezda will _______ tonight!

 

The __________ send their regards.

 

My first playthrough will be as a _______, wielding a kick-ass _______.

 

 

 

White Cards

 

The Wonders of Thedas

dwarven regicide antidote

Godwin in the closet

Hespith's creepy poem

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Black Card:

- The Orleisians were disappointed when the __________ tournament was cancelled due to an incident involving ___________.

[The Qun & the Damned]

Black: Nothing says nighttime in Kirkwall quite like ___

White: The anguished screams of orphans being ripped apart by a magical blast

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

I think I'll start printing some of these later tonight X3

[Freedheart]

Black Cards:

 

Surprisingly, ________ isn't actually a euphemism for sex.

Wynne:  Alistair, what is your _______ doing in my ______?

The _____________ was a much-feared gang in Kirkwall.

To signify their romance with Hawke, _______ would wear _______. 

 

White cards:

 

a well-thumbed rose

pure ****** braid

walking virulent bomb

not the Wounded Coast again

dead thaig shanker

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

I remember finding the b!t(h braid the first time and thinking about it for a full minute before realizing its a dog collar.

[Freedheart]

Now I know you're trying to get me fired - that made me LOL 

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

;3

[GameBoyish]

OMG I love Cards Against Humanity! People who don't know the game need to check YouTube. NOW.

[GameBoyish]

White card suggestion:-

Torn pants (seriously, what's up with those all over Kirkwall)

[GameBoyish]

Just a suggestion for a fix:

Instead of

"Have you ever ____ a lamppost in winter?"

How about:

"Have you ever licked a _________ in winter?"

Much funnier.

[Kalamah]

So many of these are hilarious. And a few are hilariously wrong in that "I should NOT find that so funny" way.

 

Edit: My contribution (hopefully not a repeat).

 

Black Card: "____ are like ____. You ____ them hard enough, doesn't matter how many you got."

[TheJediSaint]

White Card: Dwarf in Drag.

[Foelhe]

I'm not funny enough to suggest anything new, but these are amazing.

[GameBoyish]

Developer related memes:-

(for reference, click here)

 

Black Card

This _______is amazing, I love this ______.

Hey, all I wanted for the "Surprise Me" options were: _________, _________ and __________.

The ___________ contains ___________ and a scorpion called Nigel.

 

White Card

Chantry door

The Scorpion Box

A crate

[TheJediSaint]

Black Card.  The Darkspawn were created when the ancient Tevinter Magisters physically entered the Fade, transforming  _______ into  _______.

 

White Card:  Head canon

 

White Card: Corrupted Save Imports.