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[bairdduvessa]

tonight's game

 

The secret ingredient used in the Joining ritual is _____.

fan tears

Sebastians Andraste cod piece

Fenris sticking his hand inside people

 

What goes well with roasted nug?

a strong independent Broodmother who dont need no man

anything involving children or animals

Ser Pounce-A-Lot

 

In their latest quest, Hawke and the Warden must team up to save _____ from _____.

drunk Fenris, riding the Red Hart Halla

an angst ridden mage who lost his cat, slapping Morrigan

Knight Commander Meredith, putting a dress on Anders and calling him a Templar

 

_____ is the latest Orlesian fashion!

destroying an entire culture

waving Loghains sevred head in Anoras face

manhandling the urchin

 

What is the Ferelden national pastime?

executing Loghain in such a manner as to splash his blood on Anora

literally spending 2 hours in the character creator alone

Iron Bull "horny" jokes

 

Yes, _____ is bad.

the undoubted sexual tension between Morrigan and Sten

Bethany

the gay agenda

 

I was in the Fade last night and I swear I saw _____.

The Maker and Andraste discussing Cullens hotness

an oiled up Tevinter slave

Keeper Maretharis corpse

Ninjasplaycard

 

I woke up next to ____ at the Pearl.

ham from the Andefels that tastes of despair

Choir Boy

The OGB

 

 If you've ever heard of me before, its probably about how I ****** _____ and murder ____ who look at me wrong. And thats mostly true....

chasind sack mead, Cullen fangirls

Orlesian balls, shitting ******-eared Orlesians

infinite arrows; sera, the sassy elf

 

 Malcolm Hawke imprisoned Corypheus by _____

satisfying a demand of your Qun

The Wonders of Thedas

kicking the casteless

 

_____ tastes of _____.

showing you why mages are feared, presenting the straight white male community

sexy village mayor Murdock, visiting the Blooming Rose

getting bent over a desk after asking for directions, iron bull

 

What gets David Gaider through the day?

forcing Alistair to marry Anora

Below the Belt

a zombie kitten army

 

the newbie won

 

grats to jhankei

[Cat Lance]

by all means flood my printer, felicitate it

By the by, what is the site?

 

Is it the official site's pdf things or somewhere else?

[bairdduvessa]

By the by, what is the site?

 

Is it the official site's pdf things or somewhere else?

you mean where do we play?  because we play on skype

[Cat Lance]

you mean where do we play?  because we play on skype

No, I meant for the printing templates or such.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

http://humanity.toadgrass.com/

[Cat Lance]

http://humanity.toadgrass.com/

SWEEET!!! THANK YOU!!

[HuldraDancer]

Sorry for any spelling errors or repeats

 

flirting with your sibling's lover

a sexy dancing ogre

poor marketing

causal murder

Ohgren's pony

magical bras

creepy ghost children

killing loved ones

seeing how many people you can sleep with in one run

a love of cheese

flirting with someone right after you kill your old boyfriend

taking Flemeth's deal because you're too scared to fight her.

a long luxurious beard

chest hair you could knit a sweater out of

a hatred of books

a woman shaped battering ram

pimping out your boy friend

plucking your lover's eyelashes and putting it in a jar while they sleep.

Shale

being the least favorite child

having children through blood magic

speed griffons 

leaving your baby to die in the deep roads

dawning the velvet hat

[Freedheart]

lying to Morrigan about killing her mother

fetching Flemeth's *real* real grimoire

wondering where shrieks carry loot

giggling at your golem's cute 'lil bum while trapped in the fade (or is that just me?)

[Freedheart]

Black Cards:

 

The developers punish Voice Actors who reveal spoilers by ________.

How does Dog entertain himself in camp?

Unconfirmed rumor: The Inquisitor uses ___________ when fighting _________ .

To express his affection, Alistair gives the warden _________ .

 

 

White Cards:

 

regretting that you can't actually cut Goldanna's tongue out

being obsessed with knowing what 'not enchantment' is

looting Jory & Daveth before the Joining

realizing that you have added 'thank the maker' to your vocabulary

coveting Morrigan's robes for your mage warden

catty Alistair dishing on your companions

[ObserverStatus]

 

Ok, so it seems the site I found works and I can make actual CAH cards with my printer. So whenever I get enough suggestions for a good amount of cards I could actually see about hosting this on Skype for anyone interested ^-^

 

 

 

IE.

White Cards:

Use the feather!

Anders' manifesto

those blighting ******-eared Orlesians 

Leliana rapping while Schmooples DJ's in the background

the taint

Varric's chest hair

a strong independent Broodmother who don't need no man

 

Black Cards:

Today, Hawke had to solve another dispute between ____________ and ____________.

How did Leliana survive the Grey Wardens attack?

The Grey Warden was surprised to learn that the only way to kill the arch demon is ____________.

What began the Blights?

 

So, anyone wanna contribute? :v

 

I think that The Taint is already in most decks.

[ObserverStatus]

Black:

_____. Pre-order cancelled!

I let the desire demon who possessed Connor Guerrin live in exchange for _____.

The Maker originally created the blight to punish the people for _____.

I spent all night on the BioWare forums, arguing about if _____ is needed to make the game more inclusive.

Pre-order today to receive _____, _____, and _____!

 

White:

Using mods to skip The Fade.

That mod that makes Isabela white.

Mangiraffedog.

Murdering your character's love interest.

Forcing your companions to walk in circles all day, just to listen to them bicker.

Using blood magic right in front of everyone.

Entitled gamers.

Farming affection.

The awesome button.

Condescending CDProjekt Red fans.

Toxic forums.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

From this point on I'll be accepting Mass Effect cards as well. :L

[HuldraDancer]

From this point on I'll be accepting Mass Effect cards as well. :L

You don't seem very happy by this. Running really low on cards?

 

(or I could really be misinterpreting that smiley)

[bairdduvessa]

not fair, i know nothing about mass effect

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Actually I was looking forward to mixing the two. :v

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

alright fine I'll keep it purely DA just please post more cards I wanna vary my game up :v

[HuldraDancer]

Again I apologize for any reposts

 

Morrigan's magic bra

Wanting to kill everyone who does not agree with everything you say

Everyone turning on you

Glitchy love scenes

Knowing more about the DA lore than the developers

Oversized weapons

Heated debates over a game

Copious amounts of fan art

Stiff unmoving hair

Over powered specializations 

Burning a city to the ground

Being blamed for things other people do

Shaming others for playing the game 'wrong'

Poor paraphrasing

Nitpicks

Rabid fans

[bairdduvessa]

black card, a Brood Mother's online dating profile description includes ________________ 

[Freedheart]

Black Cards:

 

"Where is your ______ now?"

The Inquisitor appears to be _____________ in the Fade.

At the War Table, you can choose between _____ , _____, and _____ .

_________ confirmed for DAI!!!

Apparently you can gain attribute points from _________ .

 

White Cards:

 

Googly-eyed NPCs

All the Feels

Solas' grabby hands

naming your weapons after internet memes

tearing the veil

frolicking in Varric's chest hair

[GameBoyish]

White card: delaying Varric's romance status announcement only to announce it in a foreign language

[bairdduvessa]

BUMP

 

ninja is uploading the cards to a virtual board so we can play more often.  more black cards are needed he says

[Kimarous]

Black:

 

"We Fereldans have proven that we will ever truly be conquered so long as we ________!"

 

The main prerequisite for an Avvar chief to become an Inquisition ambassador.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

http://pyx-1.socialg...ame.jsp#game=47

 

Come one come all

pass is "da"

[Kimarous]

Is there a full list of all the cards currently in the deck? If I can figure out what we all have in already, I can provide as much as I can think of without creating repeats. Or would it be better to list everything I can think of and simply have other people filter out the repeats?

[Freedheart]

I'd say just knock yourself out, kimarous - let ninja sort it out lol

 

That was big fun, yesterday - some really great card combinations, I may actually have blushed once or twice